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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4akNo0HhHHA
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If you only watch one YouTube link from this thread
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 05:57 |
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never walk slowly into steven seagal or limply try to grab him
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 05:59 |
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someone post the gif of him shooting a bunch of children e: ...its a lot funnier than it sounds lol
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 06:10 |
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January 6 Survivor posted:tbqh the worst aspect of being a tankie is having to pretend that Steven Seagal is good or cool everyday I get new emails with my directives from the kremlin and it's like normal stuff like pretend the holodomor didn't happen or that NATO isn't great and like ok sure, that's easy enough to post about online but there must be one guy working there who's always asking us to post positive things about Seagal online and at this point I just don't know if I got it in me man LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 06:17 |
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Dongicus posted:LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 06:20 |
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stop pretending to be dumb
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 06:31 |
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I did aikido with Steven Segal once, ama
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 06:41 |
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Actually, don't, it's late and I'm probably going to bed soon
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nikosoft posted:I did aikido with Steven Segal once, ama how badly did he kick your rear end?
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 06:41 |
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lumpentroll posted:how badly did he kuck your rear end? He threw me during a demonstration and I did a shoulder roll out of it, so I guess pretty bad? I didn't win, at least
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 06:43 |
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Also, that's my only interaction, I got thrown once and did a roll. So I guess the ama is over now, sorry.
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 06:44 |
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hes got swag
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 14:14 |
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seagal claiming he's immune to chokeholds and letting a stuntman try one on him before immediately passing out and making GBS threads himself on set is my favorite seagal story
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 14:15 |
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I love seagal and all his movies. The Perfect Weapon has one of the greatest endings in cinematic history.
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 15:07 |
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going to watch the under siege films today
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 15:14 |
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If you like dumb 90s action movies his first few are legitimately fun and good for what they are. Good fights and action for the time. The turning point is The Glimmer Man, as that's when they let him have too much power and it made filming horrendous. After that it's a steady decline into the modern Seagal where he makes asinine movies in eastern Europe to help launder money for organized crime.
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 15:21 |
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:seagal claiming he's immune to chokeholds and letting a stuntman try one on him before immediately passing out and making GBS threads himself on set is my favorite seagal story pretty sure that was judo gene lebell
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 17:06 |
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:seagal claiming he's immune to chokeholds and letting a stuntman try one on him before immediately passing out and making GBS threads himself on set is my favorite seagal story Proof or ban
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 18:20 |
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gene_LeBell#Conflict_with_Steven_Seagal posted:While serving as stunt coordinator for the film Out for Justice, starring Steven Seagal, Seagal stated that due to his aikido training he was 'immune' to being choked unconscious. It has been alleged that at some point LeBell heard about the claim and gave Seagal the opportunity to prove it. LeBell is said to have placed his arms around Seagal's neck, and once Seagal said "go", proceeded to choke him unconscious, with Seagal losing control of his bowels.
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January 6 Survivor posted:tbqh the worst aspect of being a tankie is having to pretend that Steven Seagal is good People who aren't tankies don't need to pretend
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 18:56 |
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bobby fingers is so good
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 18:57 |
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Let's face it, anyone that makes fun of Seagal is just jealous deep down.
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 19:01 |
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LGD posted:bobby fingers is so good the newest vid veers into high art
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 19:14 |
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guidoanselmi posted:Let's face it, anyone that makes fun of Seagal is just jealous deep down. imagine being so feared that even as a bloated washup guys are still diving at your arm waves to make you feel badass
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 20:24 |
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Animal-Mother posted:pretty sure that was judo gene lebell
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 20:59 |
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When Steven Seagal was in Memphis (I think he had a kid at St. Jude or something?) my dad, who was an X-ray tech at the time, had to X-ray him. According to my dad (who likes Steven Seagal, so this was not a negatively biased opinion) Steven Seagal smelled very strongly of BO.
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 21:03 |
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Ytlaya posted:When Steven Seagal was in Memphis (I think he had a kid at St. Jude or something?) my dad, who was an X-ray tech at the time, had to X-ray him. absolutely the type of dude who doesn't use deodorant except for some kind of weird crystal
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 21:05 |
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Dongicus posted:lmfao i just checked the profile and it left out some really funny key context F Stop Fitzgerald posted:By the time Under Siege 2 went to video, Seagal's box-office appeal had "plateaued." With each misstep, from The Glimmer Man (1996) to Fire Down Below (1997), Seagal became a bigger liability, his waistline increasing, his hairline retreating. When Warner Bros, put him on a strict diet and supplied him with a trainer, they found cookie crumbs on the fitness equipment. Dongicus posted:"It's really quite amazing," says producer Damian Lee. "The staff really treats Steven as a guru. When you go over there and you have a meeting with him, you may be sitting there and he will be served plates of fruit and meat. It's almost like obeisance and offerings. They call him Rinpoche. You're over there for a business meeting and you're not offered a cup of tea or a glass of water and you've been waiting and waiting. Rinpoche comes and he's served this and he's served that. You won't be served anything." Dongicus posted:While barnstorming Hollywood in support of 1988's Above the Law, Seagal regaled journalists (and pretty much anyone who would listen) with dark allusions to his years in Japan working with, among others, the Central Intelligence Agency. "They saw my abilities, both with martial arts and with the language," he told the Los Angeles Times. "You could say that I became an adviser to several CIA agents in the field and, through my friends in the CIA, met many powerful people and did special works and special favors." Dongicus posted:Celebrities face nuisance suits all the time, often from no-account parasites grubbing for a quickie settlement. Seagal seems to respond to accusations with his own accusations followed by shadowy recriminations against the accusers, be they private individuals or professional journalists, whom Seagal routinely calls "scumbags" and "cocksuckers." Often, Seagal's wrath comes courtesy of his attorney Martin Singer, who once took the tack of suing a journalist before his story was even written. In 1993 a reporter who contributed to this article, John Connolly, began investigating Seagal for Spy magazine. Singer filed slander and libel suits against Connolly, alleging that he had falsely stated that Seagal associated with murderers and members of organized crime and had solicited murder.
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 21:19 |
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appreciate that seagall keeps a turd loaded at all times
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 21:20 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzIHyF7UWY4
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# ? Mar 29, 2023 03:20 |
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no podcast poo poo in here
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# ? Mar 29, 2023 03:36 |
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Dongicus posted:no podcast poo poo in here This is important stuff re:Steven Seagal
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# ? Mar 29, 2023 03:46 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDaBg56pU2k
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# ? Mar 29, 2023 03:47 |
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(Volcano blow-out) Chapo trap-house
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# ? Mar 29, 2023 03:48 |
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Piss tape MAGA Shaman Steven Seagal
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# ? Mar 29, 2023 05:11 |
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This isn't the catch phrase thread!
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