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So why did he declare bankruptcy again? Was it because of the Ye show, or did he declare it because of the lawsuits he lost? And if it's from the lawsuits, what's stopping him from just declaring a constant cycle of bankruptcies to drag it out as long as possible, because whoops, he's still a billion dollars in debt because of his non-dischargable debt, time to declare bankruptcy again?
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# ? Mar 29, 2023 21:59 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 05:35 |
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He declared bankruptcy because he thought it would help him delay and gum up the process. It's been his only consistent legal strategy through all this.
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# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:01 |
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He's dumb as a box of rocks and was probably drunk when he came up with the plan.
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# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:21 |
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IIRC you can only declare bankruptcy so often, it's not One Weird Trick To Never Paying Debts.
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# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:22 |
Ok well this thread is kinda spiraling so let's either find something new or close it until something new happens
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# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:28 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:He's dumb as a box of rocks and was probably drunk when he came up with the plan. His dad's probably driving the plan, who sounds like a less stupid but comparably evil piece of poo poo to Alex. Alex meanwhile is probably causing the guy to pull his own hair out because he's dumb as a box of rocks and keeps revealing the squirreled away caches of money.
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# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:30 |
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Randalor posted:So why did he declare bankruptcy again? Was it because of the Ye show, or did he declare it because of the lawsuits he lost? It's because of the lawsuits he lost. When he realized his chances weren't looking good, his companies started taking out huge debts (on paper, anyway) to companies owned by his family and friends, and then he filed bankruptcy saying that he was already in the red due to those debts. Which is a trick bankruptcy courts have seen a million times before, by the way, and they're quite wise to it. It's taking so long because the bankruptcy court is thoroughly investigating his finances. Once it's done, he won't have any finances left to investigate.
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# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:38 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:He's dumb as a box of rocks and was probably drunk when he came up with the plan. "He was probably drunk when [thing]" is a pretty accurate description of literally every moment of Jones' life.
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 00:30 |
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5er posted:His dad's probably driving the plan, who sounds like a less stupid but comparably evil piece of poo poo to Alex. Alex meanwhile is probably causing the guy to pull his own hair out because he's dumb as a box of rocks and keeps revealing the squirreled away caches of money. This is the good and funny part at least. It really sounds like he's a fail son whose father will never tell him that he loves him.
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 00:44 |
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Slyphic posted:So he pulls a Kim Dotcom. I heard he just had a lovely time on vacation at some Caribbean(?) country , OH NOES, he might have to go back forever. Kim Dotcom is basically locked in NZ and the only reason why NZ isn't gladly giving him up is that the US botched the poo poo around him so hard that it became a sovereignty issue for NZ.
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 01:13 |
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There's a certain kind of poetic irony in Alex fleeing the country in order to escape with his millions, but as someone who's listened to every episode of Knowledge Fight I think he honestly and truly loves America (specifically Texas) too much to ever leave it. In addition, he's a big dumb alpha male who brags about being the tip of the spear. His response to aggression is only ever going to be aggression, and he'd literally rather die than leave.
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 01:38 |
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Froghammer posted:There's a certain kind of poetic irony in Alex fleeing the country in order to escape with his millions, but as someone who's listened to every episode of Knowledge Fight I think he honestly and truly loves America (specifically Texas) too much to ever leave it. In addition, he's a big dumb alpha male who brags about being the tip of the spear. He's more like the end of the bell.
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 01:43 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Ok well this thread is kinda spiraling so let's either find something new or close it until something new happens Kinda wanna laugh about how visibly annoyed the plaintiffs are (to their benefit, the 'had enough of this poo poo' energy is so satisfying to see in official court documents)
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 01:52 |
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Yeah don’t close the thread there are more laughs to come with hearings tomorrow in the bankruptcy case. Plus if you haven’t read bankston’s motion for sanctions please do.
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 02:05 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:Yeah don’t close the thread there are more laughs to come with hearings tomorrow in the bankruptcy case. Plus if you haven’t read bankston’s motion for sanctions please do. In the mean time I guess we could post naked Shrek or something
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 02:15 |
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Deptfordx posted:Uhm. To who are we giving the power of instant, unchecked, summary judgement in this new legal paradigm? Me.
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 02:21 |
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I’m glad the lawyers got to write a funny filing about how much this guy sucks and they’re sick of his bullshit. We’ve been writing funny posts about how much he sucks and we’re sick of him this whole time and they haven’t been able to join in.
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 02:37 |
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That's just the kind of thing a plaintiff that's been posting under cover would say
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 02:57 |
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Pirate Radar posted:I’m glad the lawyers got to write a funny filing about how much this guy sucks and they’re sick of his bullshit. We’ve been writing funny posts about how much he sucks and we’re sick of him this whole time and they haven’t been able to join in. Speak for yourself. My posts fuckkin suck
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 03:06 |
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Froghammer posted:There's a certain kind of poetic irony in Alex fleeing the country in order to escape with his millions, but as someone who's listened to every episode of Knowledge Fight I think he honestly and truly loves America (specifically Texas) too much to ever leave it. In addition, he's a big dumb alpha male who brags about being the tip of the spear. His response to aggression is only ever going to be aggression, and he'd literally rather die than leave. I feel like this is giving him way too much credit, given that his whole Texan swagger is immediately countered by him living in Austin, which might be one of the most liberal areas in the whole state, instead of owning some ranch or hiding out in one of his bunkers. He constantly whines about how liberal the cities are getting and says that it might be time for him to leave because it's a lost cause, but then goes right back to his comfortable life until the next time that he gets worked up and makes the exact same declaration. He romanticizes the rugged cowboy lifestyle, but it's all just an aesthetic for him without even the slightest hint of commitment. He loves putting on the persona, but he isn't willing to give up anything to actually reinforce it — he just wants to LARP as Colonel Travis (or more specifically, the fantasy version of him that he believes in) at the Alamo, surrounded by the Mexican Army and fighting down to the very last man. It's exactly as shallow as some lonely, out-of-shape guy buying a Cold Steel katana and cutting bottles with it in his backyard to feel like his favorite anime character. He isn't the tip of the spear. He is the loud, drunk guy at the bar who only gets into fights when he knows that he'll win or has a friend there to dramatically hold him back so that he can feel dangerous. See also: his growling monologue to Wolf Blitzer about stomping a man's guts out and watching him bleed to death, compared to how he meekly responded to that clip during his deposition.
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 03:11 |
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Sentient Data posted:That's just the kind of thing a plaintiff that's been posting under cover would say My neck is a perfectly normal size E: thought this said defendant obviously, my bad Pirate Radar fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Mar 30, 2023 |
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He filed the bankruptcy in anticipation of the adverse decisions in the suits and he created a bunch of fake debts that is pretty transparently a fraud. Now he's actually bankrupt so that's that. A series of ill-conceived plans.
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 03:30 |
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Generic American posted:I feel like this is giving him way too much credit, given that his whole Texan swagger is immediately countered by him living in Austin, which might be one of the most liberal areas in the whole state, instead of owning some ranch or hiding out in one of his bunkers. He constantly whines about how liberal the cities are getting and says that it might be time for him to leave because it's a lost cause, but then goes right back to his comfortable life until the next time that he gets worked up and makes the exact same declaration. He romanticizes the rugged cowboy lifestyle, but it's all just an aesthetic for him without even the slightest hint of commitment. My Texas friends call is "All hat, no cattle" syndrome.
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 04:00 |
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Gotta admit, this is good reading E: Kramer voice: "It's the cancel culture, Jerry, don't you get it? They're cancelling us." high pitched squeak of horror "We've been cancelled!" EE: I feel like underlining this entire document, there's no bad paragraph to choose. Volmarias fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Mar 30, 2023 |
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Volmarias posted:
That final sentence is an absolute knockout blow. Wait is Bankston the one writing these? Because if so he's kind of a loving pro at legal demolishment.
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 05:09 |
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InsertPotPun posted:you need to learn that there are things other than extremes. Quoting this because this is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen posted on these dead, gay frog forums and I want to be able to reference it in case I ever start to think along these lines
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 05:16 |
Yeah I'm 100% in favor of instant justice when it's 100% clear Especially and particularly when involving the wealthy.
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 06:39 |
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Psyduck.docx
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 07:26 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:"He was probably drunk when [thing]" is a pretty accurate description of literally every moment of Jones' life. The video of Alex loving up his nose was released if you haven't seen it. https://twitter.com/scrowder/status...-in-wall-2023-3 Yeah he's drunk.
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 09:03 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:Yeah don’t close the thread there are more laughs to come with hearings tomorrow in the bankruptcy case. Plus if you haven’t read bankston’s motion for sanctions please do. Yeah I would not have predicted seeing a Big Lebowski quote in a legal brief. But then I also wouldn't have expected someone to demand a new trial because an expert witness didn't account for a judgment that hadn't even been rendered at the time of his testimony (and would have absolutely no bearing on his expert testimony anyway).
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 09:13 |
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FFT posted:Yeah I'm 100% in favor of instant justice when it's 100% clear it's a nice idea that i would love to agree with, but i think it's safe to assume that any legal "weapon" like this will automatically be directed, in the most discriminatory manner possible, at the people who are most powerless and least able to fight back against it. it seems like a hard tendency to legislate away.
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 10:23 |
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Volmarias posted:
God, I'm so jealous. As a lawyer you really relish any excuse to unload on opposing counsel like this. I will probably go the rest of my career and only be able to dream of smelling this much blood in the water.
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InsertPotPun posted:the response to "i hate the way the system works" is not "well, that's the way the system works *shrugsies*" Thing is I know I don’t understand the courts or their problems. I can see the results and am aware that when an institution needs a bunch of decorations, bibles, ceremonies, and silly clothes to claim legitimacy, there is an issue.
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 13:37 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:Yeah don’t close the thread there are more laughs to come with hearings tomorrow in the bankruptcy case. Plus if you haven’t read bankston’s motion for sanctions please do. Have you seen a link to the Zoom call going around? I saw a Reddit post with the last one, after it had already happened.
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 14:06 |
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Devor posted:Have you seen a link to the Zoom call going around? I saw a Reddit post with the last one, after it had already happened. Link to the previous Reddit thread from a couple days ago, the links/phone numbers are the same every time
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Piell posted:Link to the previous Reddit thread from a couple days ago, the links/phone numbers are the same every time The posts from here are all from 2-3 days ago. This will be the same place to go for the hearing mentioned in this post? Mr. Nice! posted:Yeah don’t close the thread there are more laughs to come with hearings tomorrow in the bankruptcy case. Plus if you haven’t read bankston’s motion for sanctions please do.
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 15:33 |
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Morter posted:The posts from here are all from 2-3 days ago. This will be the same place to go for the hearing mentioned in this post? Yep, those are the links/numbers for the bankruptcy hearings, I've listened to a couple of them and they don't change Edit: also im not sure if there is a hearing today but there definitely is a major deadline for Alex to turn in a bunch of documents coming up in a few hours Piell fucked around with this message at 15:50 on Mar 30, 2023 |
# ? Mar 30, 2023 15:47 |
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So what do we think? Doesn't turn in the documents Or Turns in documents packed with obvious frauds and omissions that are immediately detected.
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 16:22 |
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Turns in a few documents. mostly not what was asked for. insists "we gave them everything"
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Really, what is a deadline for documents submission but a glorified Mod Challenge? In this essay,
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