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Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?
Ah yeah. Thanks!

And weirder than the "sorry Scarlet we love each other after all get dumped" I'm predicting? :stare:

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manero
Jan 30, 2006

Nancy 1943

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

riderchop posted:

On The Fastrack


The IT department reports up through Sales? :stonk:


Bizarro


The Family Circus


Slylock Fox

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer
A+J










rannum
Nov 3, 2012

Selachian posted:

I think you're remembering the Ronnie Rithum story arc in Brenda Starr last thread, where the guy was a successful songwriter cheating on his wife with Brenda. IIRC, it ended with Brenda using the information that the wife actually wrote the songs to blackmail Ronnie into going back to her, which of course is a good and healthy basis for a marriage.

Don't worry, Stamm isn't going that way. It's gonna be a lot weirder.

:sickos:

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

Medenmath posted:

Vintage Valiant (Jul. 01, 1956)

It might help if they wore pants. I mean that wouldn't help the soaked in water problem but just like, in general.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

Fingerpori



Surströmming is of course the famous can of fermented fish that smells so vile that people have been known to spontaneously vomit upon smelling it. Despite this (or because of it?) it's considered a delicacy by our Nordic neighbours.
Is that on the subway? :catstare:

Powered Descent posted:

The IT department reports up through Sales? :stonk:
I'm only surprised HR and legal isn't as well.

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters


I never thought I'd say this, but the pitch clock is good Arlo :argh:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

PetraCore posted:

It might help if they wore pants. I mean that wouldn't help the soaked in water problem but just like, in general.

Nah, they're living the kilt life. It's like when men choose to become a shorts guy. You wear those shorts in 3 feet of snow because that's who you are now.

somepartsareme
Mar 10, 2012

Diggle Hell is a Real
(Swingin') Place

howe_sam posted:

I never thought I'd say this, but the pitch clock is good Arlo :argh:

This is a rare Arlo and Janis L take. The fun of baseball isn't in watching batters step out to adjust their gloves after every pitch

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Scarlet O'Neill Shrugged. Invisibly.


Well, anyway, Mutts


Sally Forth


Skippy (May 4, 1935)


Peanuts (April 8, 1976)


Miss Peach (September 14, 1989)


ONE SIDE, TOOTS. THIS IS A BONDING EXPERIENCE!


Mutt and Jeff


KA-RETCON!


Thimble Theater (October 30, 1939)


Olive & Popeye


Out Our Way (June 9-11, 1941)



This cartoon is now banned in Tennessee.

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
Modesty Blaise: Death of a Jester



Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Mark Trail



Mary Worth



The Phantom



Pooch Cafe



Rex Morgan MD



Andertoons

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Retail




Popcom


Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
Pickles


Hagar the Horrible


Zits

Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?

Ah, this is what I was waiting for. A classic Jules disaster panel in panel 3 there. The colorist giving up, Cherry's literal stick figure claw hands and compressed legs, Violet being so serious that she shifts her mouth upwards two inches for more chin, two characters drawn in proper proportion to each other in panel 2 teleporting to different places in panel 3, everything getting flatter and losing shading as the artist is already sick of her work.

Then the lovely narration box and the thought bubble just in case we weren't sure what Violet meant by love, this is really the master's touch.

quote:

Rex Morgan MD


Every time Rex Morgan does it I can't believe it but I am absolutely dying to see how this story goes. This rules. What a wonderful disaster that is brewing here.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost


Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Into Ilves



Nancy


Dustin

180-degree rule!
Also, the joke was so lame that he had to add a non-joke panel?

Mandrake

Kennel fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Mar 30, 2023

Giant Ethicist
Jun 9, 2013

Looks like she got on a loaf of bread instead of a bus again...
Haraiso Days


Cthulhu and Girl

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

lmao

The Last Funny Animal Is In Captivity. The Online Is At Peace.



"I Would Merely Business Better And Less Racistly" Said The Coolgirl Wolf When She Wasn't Getting Railed By Her Husband In Her Office During Work Hours















Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Pogo 6/8-10/50





Archie 12/12-14/46



F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Kennel posted:

Dustin

180-degree rule!
Also, the joke was so lame that he had to add a non-joke panel?

It feels so dirty to agree with Ed on something....

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.
In today's Blueberry: I've heard of mass weddings being depressing, but mass funerals is just bad..., or Wyatt gets snookered, or a case of too little, too late...



Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Selachian posted:

Pogo 6/8-10/50


How much longer do we have to see Archie with those big-rear end loving teeth?

The_Other
Dec 28, 2012

Welcome Back, Galaxy Geek.
Solver 10: Boys Like Fun Part 2

John Allison's Patreon John Allison's Gumroad store
Forward Slash Scare website for Allison's side comics

John Allison posted:

The outcome was never in doubt. Lottie has triumphed, her skills are undimmed. She’s allowed a little float.

Four pages next week as Solver concludes.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Mister Kingdom posted:

How much longer do we have to see Archie with those big-rear end loving teeth?

Probably about five or six years, whenever Dan DeCarlo comes in and revamps the characters into their more modern style (which is also around the time where Montana stops doing ongoing stories and it becomes a gag-a-day strip).

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

The Demons of Baseball





rannum
Nov 3, 2012

Some Guy TT posted:

The Demons of Baseball







"you were just lost in your ominous gloom" thats it thats the whole story

mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020
The Demons of Baseball writer only has one writing tool, and that is 'escalating melodrama'.

This is a compliment, it's absolutely sublime.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann



Gil THrop



Home Free


And this is where we first came in. Not long now and we will be caught up.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

It was too big to be called a bat. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw hickory.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
1980 comics



For the unaware, 'salad oil' is just an older term for vegetable oil.



Dick Tracy


Footrot Flats


The Lockhorns


Computoon: Origins

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Some Guy TT posted:

The Demons of Baseball







Maggie had an almost fatal anime nosebleed.


Angry_Ed posted:

It was too big to be called a bat. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw hickory.

:haibrow:

riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!
Heathcliff


Compu-toon


Garfield


Overboard


Monty


For Better or For Worse


Classic Arlo and Janis (April 27, 2001)


Rae The Doe, which you can support by pledging to the author's Patreon


On The Fastrack


Safe Havens

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

riderchop posted:

Rae The Doe, which you can support by pledging to the author's Patreon

You fools, we've been betrayed before:

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Fingerpori

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life







Daddy Daze


Take It From the Tinkersons


Macanudo


Dark Side of the Horse

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



fucken mood

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.
Comic Strips 2023: You were just lost in your ominous gloom...

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Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Bizarro


The Family Circus


Slylock Fox

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