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HOMOEROTIC JESUS posted:Fun fact: eating 12 ounces of processed meat per day increases your risk of coronary heart disease by over 300% Nah.
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I eat all my meat as god intended. Raw, freshly picked off the sausage tree.
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Mar 31, 2023 22:21
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HOMOEROTIC JESUS posted:Fun fact: eating 12 ounces of processed meat per day increases your risk of coronary heart disease by over 300% whoever figured this out needs to have their head shoved into a toilet and FLUSHED
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Mar 31, 2023 22:21
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what makes meat “processed”
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Mar 31, 2023 22:24
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pencilhands posted:what makes meat “processed” >2% sphincter content
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Mar 31, 2023 22:28
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wish Costco sold these
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HOMOEROTIC JESUS posted:Fun fact: eating 12 ounces of processed meat per day increases your risk of coronary heart disease by over 300% Spoken like a True Soy Boy
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Mar 31, 2023 22:34
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Chinatown posted:wish Costco sold these Do they even still make those? I haven’t seen them in years.
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Mar 31, 2023 22:37
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I've seen them at 7/11
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Mar 31, 2023 22:51
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Children's Motrin, 3 for $13. PBUC.
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Someone mentioned the birria pupusas upthread i think. They just hit my warehouse I ate one for breakfast.
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Mar 31, 2023 23:30
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Fartington Butts posted:I ate one for breakfast. Was it good??? I want to have one immediately
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Mar 31, 2023 23:32
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Chinatown posted:wish Costco sold these They have the original flavor at the business center! Moon god?
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Mar 31, 2023 23:33
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HOMOEROTIC JESUS posted:Was it good??? I want to have one immediately Hell yeah, but of course like all things of this sort it could use maybe 50% more filling.
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Mar 31, 2023 23:35
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welch's fruit snacks > mott's fruitsations
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namlosh posted:Moon god? 
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Mar 31, 2023 23:48
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namlosh posted:They have the original flavor at the business center! goon mod?
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Chinatown posted:wish Costco sold these Didn't we already talk about diarrhea?
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HOMOEROTIC JESUS posted:Fun fact: eating 12 ounces of processed meat per day increases your risk of coronary heart disease by over 300% I believe you mean "bulking up your artery walls" - it's basically weight training for your vascular system.
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Apr 1, 2023 06:46
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HOMOEROTIC JESUS posted:Fun fact: eating 12 ounces of processed meat per day increases your risk of coronary heart disease by over 300% How much over 300%?
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Thread friends, I hope you will hear my candid confession of an act, neigh, a desecration before Lord Kirkland, done in his very kingdom of Seattle, no less, on holy ground  It's been gnawing at my soul since christmas. It is with great shame that I inform you that my wife, with good intentions, bought the giant serrano ham. She had no plan or understanding of this ham besides the fact that I had ogled its serene and gentle curves a fortnite before. We live alone- well, we have a few cats; and to my great shame, I wasted most of the ham. I am a fantastic cook but I just had no idea how to use the thing. It sat in our garage, a symbol of my failure and her indulgence, for two months before I ultimately owned up to my sin and tossed it out (Seattle at the time was like 19 degrees so it was basically in a freezer, and kept fine that whole time). I have no real aim here except to throw myself at the mercy of our Lord Kirkland, under him we shall never want- and lo these many days without polish nor onion dispenser, I must defer to his great wisdom that as we simply did not deserve the splendor of onion, we are derived of sin and can only beg for repentance. May He forgive my sin
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Apr 1, 2023 11:34
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Just return it three years later in a thousand slices
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Apr 1, 2023 11:54
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Chunderbucket posted:Just return it three years later in a thousand slices Holy poo poo lol. See, this is why I don't make the big bucks. I'm not an idea man. I've seen a couple of super boner returns over the years... Once someone returned a dirty toilet. Like, there was poop on the toilet, and the lady was in line, with the poop toilet(???) I have no idea how that resolved ultimately but wtf. The employees were just sitting there staring at it. No one really wanted to make a first move. Another time I was at Costco about 2 weeks after Christmas (this was years ago and unrelated to the serrano ham incident of winter 2023) and someone was, on my life, returning a loving christmas tree that was just... like... naturally dead. I'm 99% sure she got the return. I feel like if you truly abuse the return policy like that, Costco should just accept the return but also return that year's membership fees and ban you. I'm cool with 95% of what people return but so many people regularly take advantage of the system. I've seen other minor poo poo like worn out clothes... just like, old appliances (???) that they clearly wanted to replace. gently caress those people. Clearly costco accepts the hit with returns because it's something they're known for, but I'll bet they lose an absurd amount of money this way. Back in the day you could even return COMPUTERS this way once they were obsolete, but now they have a pretty blanket policy about not allowing returns of that class.
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Sunday Morning posted:How much over 300%? The exact number should be 287%, so -13% over 300%. I had calculated 330% when I did a rough estimation yesterday. Oops. Here's the meta-analysis I got the number from.
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HOMOEROTIC JESUS posted:The exact number should be 287%, so -13% over 300%. I had calculated 330% when I did a rough estimation yesterday. Oops. That seems like bad data analysis for a number of different reasons, but the general idea that processed meats increase your risk for heart disease is sound, so whatever.
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Taima posted:Thread friends, I hope you will hear my candid confession of an act, neigh, a desecration before Lord Kirkland, done in his very kingdom of Seattle, no less, on holy ground You slice it thin and eat it
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Taima posted:Thread friends, I hope you will hear my candid confession of an act, neigh, a desecration before Lord Kirkland, done in his very kingdom of Seattle, no less, on holy ground You know it can sit on your counter, out of the sun, for months and months, right?
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Taima posted:Thread friends, I hope you will hear my candid confession of an act, neigh, a desecration before Lord Kirkland, done in his very kingdom of Seattle, no less, on holy ground Did you try putting it in your mouth and chewing it
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Shoulda returned it. Maybe the price has even gone up since you bought it in which case you’re actually doing Costco a favor.
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What’s the easiest way to slice the slab of meat? I could never do it thin like deli style.
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I tend to use a knife.
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Apr 1, 2023 19:15
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Sharpen the knife. No, sharper.
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Apr 1, 2023 19:42
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Just saw ham leg is on sale $20 off. Go buy another now that you know the right way to do it. Also shameful you did not consult church thread before trashing it. Repent!
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Apr 1, 2023 19:46
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Grabbed a car battery today at the Co, comparing prices at other places like batteries plus, the Costco interstate batteries are superior in terms of specs and the price difference nearly pays for the membership on it's own. Also grabbed some quick staples, Toilet paper, rotisserie chicken, and a hot dog.
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infraboy posted:Grabbed a car battery today at the Co, comparing prices at other places like batteries plus, the Costco interstate batteries are superior in terms of specs and the price difference nearly pays for the membership on it's own. how was the ‘dog
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Dog gud, putting condiments is a bit of a hassle so I don't bother these days. Also there was a Karen at the tire center arguing with the sales guy for a good 10 minutes about why they weren't going to rebalance her front tires (she was getting her rears replaced) when they were already fine and she just started freaking out a bit even though the tire guy explained that it was unnecessary unless the car was driving rough. She walked out in a bit of a huff'puff.
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Taima posted:We live alone- well, we have a few cats; and to my great shame, I wasted most of the ham. I am a fantastic cook but I just had no idea how to use the thing. It sat in our garage, a symbol of my failure and her indulgence, for two months before I ultimately owned up to my sin and tossed it out (Seattle at the time was like 19 degrees so it was basically in a freezer, and kept fine that whole time). For Serrano, you either just eat it as is (very thinly sliced), or you can make it into croquetas, bocadillos, or even just chopped up and mixed with some scrambled eggs for breakfast.
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Vegetable posted:What’s the easiest way to slice the slab of meat? I could never do it thin like deli style. go to a costco business center and buy those giant meat slicers
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