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iamsosmrt
Jun 14, 2008

DarkstarIV posted:

Yup and pretend to be shocked, but Kevin Patrick mentioned that if Bianca makes it to Backlash as champion, she becomes the longest reigning modern women's champion. It's all about arbitrary numbers that literally no one but WWE cares about.

Even better that it's a stat for wrasslin' that they hate to acknowledge.

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Dick Swiveller
Mar 2, 2011

aahahahahaha

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Who do they even have left to feed to Roman lamo

Actually I'd laugh if FTR left and got fed to Roman

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

ADRENALINE
IN MY SOUL
NEVER BEATING ROMAN
CODY RHODES

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

At this point if you go to a WWE show and expect anything different its your own fault
most wwe fans will never give a gently caress about what aew and the rest of the wrestling landscape represents, so i'll feel a little bad for them this time around because they'll never get it

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Coaaab posted:

most wwe fans will never give a gently caress about what aew and the rest of the wrestling landscape represents, so i'll feel a little bad for them this time around because they'll never get it

They got exactly what they wanted

A WWE show

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I feel bad for EMF. But buddy, I mean...it's wwe

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Time to get Cody a tour bus so he can campaign for a rematch at SummerSlam and get clowned there.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
ADRENALINE
IN MY SOUL
NO WORLD TITLE
CODY RHODES

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Big Coffin Hunter posted:

At this point if you go to a WWE show and expect anything different its your own fault

Also this

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Thank you dub dub e for having the two biggest babyfaces in wrestling at the same time out if nowhere, one utterly organically getting over and by proxy making your champ legit the other the Golden Boy.

And decide both need to be sacrificed at the altar of Roman Reigns who wasuntil those two got over had no challengers.

It's beautiful

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Coaaab posted:

most wwe fans will never give a gently caress about what aew and the rest of the wrestling landscape represents, so i'll feel a little bad for them this time around because they'll never get it

some people got hosed up kidneys because all they eat is mcdonalds and that's just the way the world is

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Adrenaline
left my soul
schopenhauer ‘s
right you know

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








i honestly think vince said no way to an, “AEW guy” walking in and taking the title at mania, even before any records or potential matchups with the rock came into play

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Roman has to be near the top of the list for most main events of Wrestlemania won right?

iamsosmrt
Jun 14, 2008

Ringo Roadagain posted:

2 night wrestlemania is honestly brilliant. Just put the guy who your audience is most behind in the me of night 1 for a second or third tier title, then you can have whatever hosed up poo poo you want in the real me lol. There will never be a mania like 30 again.

Funny the few times I remember people being happy with the ending, there actually seemed to be buzz to keep watching their programming after WM ended. And yeah, Daniel Bryan winning was maybe the last time I remember being genuinely hype to see what came next.

I was pretty cool with the Seth Rollins cash in ending, but in more of a surprise kind of way. What ever happened to wanting hot crowds?

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
i don’t care about cody at all but this just seems like a swerve because why do the obvious thing

who beats roman now though lmao

push seth rollins, imo

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Soul Glo posted:

who beats roman now though lmao

The Rock

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Soul Glo posted:

i don’t care about cody at all but this just seems like a swerve because why do the obvious thing

who beats roman now though lmao

push seth rollins, imo

they'll probably put cody over in saudi arabia or at summerslam but they will most definitely have missed the boat

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

oh yeah, the other miscarriage of justice

https://twitter.com/wweasuka/status/1642740291273883649?s=46

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007


This is especially hilarious because HHH just called out how WWE was dominating Twitter trends tonight

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

iamsosmrt posted:

Even better that it's a stat for wrasslin' that they hate to acknowledge.

They only hate to acknowledge it when it doesn't make their company chosen ones look good. In this case, Bianca and Roman.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Asuka is so wasted there


She's so cool

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




JUNGLE BOY posted:

they'll probably put cody over in saudi arabia or at summerslam but they will most definitely have missed the boat

Yeah it doesn’t matter if/when he wins it now, they already hosed it up lol

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Soul Glo posted:

i don’t care about cody at all but this just seems like a swerve because why do the obvious thing

who beats roman now though lmao

push seth rollins, imo

Based off of tonight: either Gunther or Asuka.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Lamo If Jay White signs they'll feed him to Roman too

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Shinjobi posted:

Asuka is so wasted there


She's so cool

Cody thought he was the next Hogan and now he's the next Luger

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

Soul Glo posted:

i don’t care about cody at all but this just seems like a swerve because why do the obvious thing

who beats roman now though lmao

push seth rollins, imo

I feel like they are pushing all these international PPVs and worried that Roman as champ won’t sell them out. As if other countries are not thirsty for PPVs.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

:siren: SHANE MCMAHON TORE HIS QUAD :siren:

You can't write this stuff lmao (per HHH on the press conference)

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Shard posted:

Roman has to be near the top of the list for most main events of Wrestlemania won right?

Still Hogan, but Roman's #2 and just passed Undertaker and Austin.

1- Hogan/Mr. T
2- Hogan, Mr. T, The British Bulldogs
3- Hogan
4- Savage
5- Hogan
6- Warrior
7- Hogan
8- Hogan
9- Hogan
10- Bret
11- Diesel
12- HBK
13- Undertaker
14- Austin
15- Austin
16- HHH
17- Austin
18- HHH
19- Lesnar
20- Benoit
21- Batista
22- Cena
23- Cena
24- Undertaker
25- HHH
26- Undertaker
27- The Miz!
28- Rock
29- Cena
30- Bryan
31- Rollins
32- Roman
33- Roman
34- Brock
35- Becky
36- Undertaker, Drew
37- Bianca, Roman
38- Austin, Roman
39- KO/Sami, Roman

D.N. Nation fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Apr 3, 2023

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy


efb, sort of

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

Dango Bango posted:

:siren: SHANE MCMAHON TORE HIS QUAD :siren:

You can't write this stuff lmao

Lmao, Meltzer said he blew out his knee… why does this dude just assume poo poo.

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

lol WWE just can't fuckin help themselves can they

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Coaaab posted:

most wwe fans will never give a gently caress about what aew and the rest of the wrestling landscape represents, so i'll feel a little bad for them this time around because they'll never get it

You make it sound like they have no choice but to care about wwe and, that, my dude is a choice in itself

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Astro7x posted:

Lmao, Meltzer said he blew out his knee… why does this dude just assume poo poo.

Dave wasn't reporting, he was live-tweeting the show

iamsosmrt
Jun 14, 2008


It's probably this, but who really believe that 50 year old Rock who probably barely gives a poo poo about WWE at this point would even remotely be pushed to win a title match against Roman. It'd genuinely be a better match/story if he wasn't champ for it but instead they feuded over who's the best of their bloodline.

Man, I'm more hype for hopefully the WWE universe to maybe once again openly poo poo on the booking again like that Bryan run. Not going to watch for it though, hope this thread keeps producing gold.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Maigius posted:

Why the hell is there a rubber chicken in the ring?

He has a name, mate, it's Cody.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

lol WWE just can't fuckin help themselves can they

ONLY WE CAN CHOOSE WHO IS ON TOP AND OUR PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS TGE BEST. I WILL NEVER LET SONEONE WHO MADE IT ELSEWHERE BE IN CONTROL.

Nut Vince isn't back WE swear.

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JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Dango Bango posted:

Dave wasn't reporting, he was live-tweeting the show

albeit with a reporting like structure

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