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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated?
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desantis 128 29.91%
rubio 33 7.71%
haley 57 13.32%
goku 210 49.07%
Total: 358 votes
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holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden

Arkansas Literacy Rate: 76.9%

Ranked in the US: #40

quote:

The literacy rate in Arkansas is 76.9% and the state ranks fortieth in the U.S. This means that nearly one-quarter of Arkansans are unable to read or write beyond a very basic level

Should we teach kids to read? Nope! We gotta make sure they use he and she the way we want them to

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Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Stupid Boxes posted:

no great way to put this. Jimbee ain’t doin great and bloodwork confirmed end stage renal disease, likely because of an inherited trait or some bullshit that’s not fair to a 6 month old kitten. We are going to try and treat her symptoms and get her eating again and the vet gave me gear to get her going, unless she goes the wrong way which I’m guessing I’ll know soon.

I’m scared and have been crying all day.

Jimbeeis hanging in there on taking a nap on my lap like she normally does, hopefully getting some good rest to start feeling a little better tomorrow. I love this little bit.

Oh man no not jimbee... I'm sorry Stupid Boxes I really hope Jimbee will be ok. drat.

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

BoothBaberGinsburg posted:

it may interest you to know that ollie fell asleep cuddling his beloved stuffed squid



:3:


my cats love to cuddle each other:


Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Shifty Nipples posted:

Oh man no not jimbee... I'm sorry Stupid Boxes I really hope Jimbee will be ok. drat.

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
jesus just saw the jimbee news. what a miserable world we live in, where kittens have to suffer while pieces of loving poo poo like kissinger, murdoch, trump, and desantis will probably outlive us all

bull loving poo poo

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
my dog just saw a gd huge crow sitting on our fence and was like holy shiiiiit they get that big??? and just kept staring at it wagging her tail until it flew off

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/propublica/status/1643929029488132096?s=20
"I prefer the walmart parking lots to the beaches"

ok even if true, especially if true, lock this man up

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
i think this thread is doing the same thing to jimbee as it did to bernie

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
do it
https://twitter.com/jbendery/status/1644005179568652289?s=20

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
I'm very sorry about Jimbee. Pets seem so fragile in general.

Orange Cat of Infinite Lacerations is having a bad day because it's raining and thundering here, he's immobilized behind a toilet in the central downstairs bathroom, so I can't tell him the bad news now.

Stupid Boxes you can take pride in the fact that you've nurtured a beacon of hope for dozens of strange Internet people, a truly noble act.

emfive has issued a correction as of 16:58 on Apr 6, 2023

MMania
May 7, 2008
Thanks for all of the great cattes/doggos/etc, especially Jimbee the cutest of them all. I'm a cynical old gently caress and hearing about her made me cry. I would really appreciate you giving her a pet for reminding me that all life is short and precious,.

Daniel Dales Dick
Apr 8, 2020

”With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"
These are all people who should have been moving up the ladder in the state party.

https://twitter.com/mcmuckraker/status/1643982529387704325?s=46&t=y8nk8EXi6ggLMEgg3YZHog

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

holtemon posted:

Arkansas Literacy Rate: 76.9%

Ranked in the US: #40

Should we teach kids to read? Nope! We gotta make sure they use he and she the way we want them to

republicans have figured out politics. they know they can't give their base actual material improvements so they just address their petty bigoted grievances...which doesn't cost a cent.

democrats pay lip service to those issues, but never actually do anything about them so their base just gets pissed off

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

VideoKid posted:

:3:


my cats love to cuddle each other:




oh my gosh i can't handle this :kimchi:

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
Throwing my love and support to Jimbee too and wishing big time for a recovery. She always makes me smile when she pops up on the thread

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
sending positive energy to my internet friend stupid boxes and jimbee

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

MMania posted:

Thanks for all of the great cattes/doggos/etc, especially Jimbee the cutest of them all. I'm a cynical old gently caress and hearing about her made me cry. I would really appreciate you giving her a pet for reminding me that all life is short and precious,.

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
This is the subtitles that my server pulled down for the lion king

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

CODChimera posted:

lets just start the nuclear war already. get it over with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IslF_EyhMzg

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


holtemon posted:

Arkansas Literacy Rate: 76.9%

Ranked in the US: #40

By the way, Mexico's literacy rate is 95.25%.

(Mexico's home ownership rate is 80%, much higher than ours too.)

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

AxGrap posted:

This is the subtitles that my server pulled down for the lion king

back oboba

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp
me @ ur posts

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titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

holtemon posted:

Haha PhD in being cute maybe

And thank you for the compliments! She is a sweetie, except when she sees a rug or carpet and wants to potty on it lol. Sounds silly but I'd rather her have accidents on the wood floor but oh well

My parents dog is like that

Polished concrete floors across the house and he chooses to have accidents on the rugs

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

AxGrap posted:

This is the subtitles that my server pulled down for the lion king


lmfao

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

By the way, Mexico's literacy rate is 95.25%.

(Mexico's home ownership rate is 80%, much higher than ours too.)

mexico? with the cartels??

no thank you, i will stick to the good ol US of A where cops distribute fentanyl, get caught, and get paid leave

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

the video sinuosity baobab

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021


proof that beans are good for your heart :3:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Vim Fuego posted:

me @ ur posts



:chloe:

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

By the way, Mexico's literacy rate is 95.25%.

(Mexico's home ownership rate is 80%, much higher than ours too.)

But I thought they were a third world dump??

Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

DrPossum posted:

I really like the whole "these crimes with minimum sentencing of years aren't serious enough to actually prosecute someone over!!!!" takes

Turns out a lot of Americans think some people should be above the law.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

til California has a lower literacy rate then Arkansas lmao

I'm sure its skewed from immigrants not having English skills but still lol

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
drok bok

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

holtemon posted:

But I thought they were a third world dump??

Capitalism is trying its best!

Coca Cola sued and won to force sugary sodas in public schools, and childhood obesity increased dramatically


e:

and Wal-Mart paid in company scrip until the evil socialist courts shut that down.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

holtemon posted:

But I thought they were a third world dump??

One of my favorite phenomena from reality tv like 90 Day Fiance is foreigners coming from the capitals of their country to like loving Oklahoma and being thunderstruck by the misery and poverty.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

No more

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

a helpful bear posted:

sending positive energy to my internet friend stupid boxes and jimbee

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

a helpful bear posted:

sending positive energy to my internet friend stupid boxes and jimbee

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AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

a helpful bear posted:

sending positive energy to my internet friend stupid boxes and jimbee

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