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bulletsponge13 posted:I want a job being professional OPFOR for these drills. I am now imagining you destroying a bunch of middle schoolers at the laser tag place in the mall.
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Has Twitter finally dropped it's edgy memelord April 1st prank of having the Dogecoin emblem in the stupidest places? He's so god drat pathetic.
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bird food bathtub posted:Has Twitter finally dropped it's edgy memelord April 1st prank of having the Dogecoin emblem in the stupidest places? He's so god drat pathetic. He did that on like April 3rd, and, no, it is very much still in place. They had a roughly 3% conversion ratio for legacy accounts becoming paid after threatening to take away their check mark which is why they didn't actually get rid of everyone's checkmark.
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Hekk posted:I am now imagining you destroying a bunch of middle schoolers at the laser tag place in the mall. I recently saw a meme that pitched a new Children of the Corn movie where the adult hero just massacres the children in brutal violence. "See, it's OK, because they aren't really kids, and are evil". I want to see that. I want Dave Bautista to just pour through that town, throwing children and kicking kids. I took my little brother, a bunch of his friends, and his GF. They all learned the value of cover, because they all ended up with bruised feet. If it peeks, I poke. His GF made a huge deal about it, and my little brother started an argument on accident with, "I told you get on his team."
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Apr 6, 2023 17:52
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Hekk posted:I am now imagining you destroying a bunch of middle schoolers at the laser tag place in the mall. I actually ran into this once. The guy was first into the arena, hid behind the door, so it started as he tagged everyone else as they walked in one at a time. So EVERYBODY knew him and what he was doing. My brother gathered up the kids and together they swarmed the guy constantly with the kids just button mashing. He got super pissed and complained but really no one cared. You're an adult dunking on some kid's birthday party, absolutely no one from patrons to kids to staff gives a poo poo what you think.
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Apr 6, 2023 18:14
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bulletsponge13 posted:I took my little brother, a bunch of his friends, and his GF. there's only one logical next step for your laser tagging - engineering and bringing area denial weapons on the same wavelength as laser tag equipment
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Apr 6, 2023 18:16
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Hekk posted:I am now imagining you destroying a bunch of middle schoolers at the laser tag place in the mall. I was at a conference in grad school and we challenged the students from another school in our state to laser tag on the last night. At the laser tag arena there were these two 8 year old girls who wanted to play so they put one girl on each school's team. Being mature and respectful adults we all kinda agreed to go easy on the kids at first. Those girls loving massacred us.
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One time my buddy and I were playing paintball and wound up on the same team as a bunch of middle schoolers. He inspired the hell out of them with a speech and then sent them charging directly into a fortified position. We quietly snuck around the flank as that distraction was happening.
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Benagain posted:One time my buddy and I were playing paintball and wound up on the same team as a bunch of middle schoolers. Promote
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My daughter got mad the only time she played laser tag with me because I spent the entire time solely hunting her.
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When I used to do a lot of airsoft, I would always take the team full of kids in sweatpants over the tacticool guys with 5.11's and crye stuff. Because, the tacticool guys thought they knew everything, but the kids knew they didn't know. So you could take the kids, draw out a L shaped ambush and explain it and they would just obliterate the cool guys 9 times out of 10. Fun as hell.
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I played laser tag with and against a group who played competitively at the national level. It fuckin sucked rear end. All crab walking sideways to present the least amount of detector plate possible and other hokey, gamey bullshit.
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I miss laser tag. The local mini golf and go-cart place used to have a big 3 level laser tag arena. I remember if you could make it to the top you could snipe people from a balcony. Good times. I only did paintball once as a work teaming building thing. There were a bunch of people who kept "accidentally" setting their paintball guns to full auto. Which killed in continued interest in it because I don't want to spend a Saturday having to deal with adult children trying to enact their war fantasies. Benagain posted:One time my buddy and I were playing paintball and wound up on the same team as a bunch of middle schoolers. I did something similar to this. The last game was divided between the "experienced" players holding a fort on a hill, while we "nobodies" were supposed to take a flag from it. So I devised a plan where me and the other players who had no idea what we were doing would storm up the hill as a diversion. While the decent players would strike the fort on different sides and get everyone in the crossfire. It actually worked.
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Arrath posted:I played laser tag with and against a group who played competitively at the national level. get gud scrub that's how you tag
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Grip it and rip it posted:get gud scrub that's how you tag Well that's just dumb. It was a lot more fun as a bunch of 12yos just banzai charging everywhere
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Platystemon posted:I think about this sometimes. Couple pages back but you might be on to something! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP2EKTCngiM
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Arrath posted:Well that's just dumb. It was a lot more fun as a bunch of 12yos just banzai charging everywhere The enemy's gate is down, duh
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bulletsponge13 posted:Every so often someone gets seriously hurt or killed from negligence during these type exercises. About 10 year ago, a candidate got capped by a cop during Robin Sage, the SF graduation exercise. A social worker friend was part of a scenario for cops at the academy, playing a person in non-violent mental health distress at a library, with zero weapons or threats. Proper response was for the cadet to try to deescalate and calm her, she was surprised when one cadet drew his gun.
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Arrath posted:I played laser tag with and against a group who played competitively at the national level. Needs more sensors to prevent this so easy.
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Hyrax Attack! posted:A social worker friend was part of a scenario for cops at the academy, playing a person in non-violent mental health distress at a library, with zero weapons or threats. Proper response was for the cadet to try to deescalate and calm her, she was surprised when one cadet drew his gun. Was it her first time ever meeting a cop? I'm surprised it was only 1. Look, I'm guilty of pointing guns at mentally ill people, but I think we can agree a little latitude between the two professions. Truth is I remember watching the North Hollywood Shootout when I was a kid- 13- and just thinking like, "I mean, if you're gonna check out, leave a story." There is some romanticism to the idea of being a bank robber and going out in a blaze of glory. I also loved being OPFOR in the Army. It's so much fun to be the bad guy.
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bulletsponge13 posted:Was it her first time ever meeting a cop? I'm surprised it was only 1. The most fun I had in the Army was being OpFor and shooting MPs who sucked a dead dogs dick when it came to MOUT. Like pubbies, they could not look up when I was posted in a church like building and up some stairs. They also decided to assault a store from the front, where anyone inside could see them, no they did not post security. 1312, that day I shot a lot of blue.
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OPFOR against the CIF was not very cash money. It was cool to have a MP5 with UTM rounds loaded up, it was terrifying to know the door was gonna blow open and dudes were gonna light my rear end up with 5.56 UTMs. The most terrifying was being in a dark rear end container setup like a building, hearing muffled footsteps and the whine of PAPRs, you know the stings are about to come but you don't know when... just shoot when you see the light from the door opening. Super glad I was attached to them so I could "train" with them, thanks dicks, just learned they were the JSOC scrimmage team. Now OPFOR against other platoons in the 82nd back in my infantry days was dope as hell. Toss in some inter-platoon/company rivalry and an OTC just assigning kills off positioning.
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bulletsponge13 posted:Act like you guys didn't have juvenile action movie fantasies. I'm pretty sure the overpressure from too many high charge 155 missions locked me at permanently juvenile. That or breathing too much breech smoke, or that time I crashed a humvee and cracked the windshield with my head... And that's just my first enlistment!
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After I graduated police academy back in 2007 I was hired as a role player. I was given a screwdriver and put it in my rear end crack. I was told to hang out near a building and wait for the in training team to approach me and just give light verbal resistance then allow myself to be searched. The “officer” asked me the usual questions and I was evasive then he asked me if he could search me. “Nah dog I’m good” … … … ( dude totally vapor locked ). I then changed my mind and he searched me and missed the screwdriver. Of course he was a nepo-baby of a local chief of police. I stopped doing it because I was getting injured by overzealous asshats while cuffing.
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bulletsponge13 posted:Was it her first time ever meeting a cop? I'm surprised it was only 1. Lol yeah, heard of another police applicant failing because during his interview he was asked what he’d do if he was called to a domestic situation involving members of his church, and “refer them to church authority” was not the answer they wanted. Another guy from my high school was a big city cop that had a vaccine mandate so he switched to a smaller town and immediately almost died from covid, then got shot in the leg.
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bulletsponge13 posted:Act like you guys didn't have juvenile action movie fantasies. Back in high school my buddies and I had vague plans that in case a school shooting happened while we were working shop, we'd return fire with the pneumatic nail gun. Very, very vague plans.
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Crab Dad posted:I was given a screwdriver and put it in my rear end crack.  I'm sorry, continue.
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Handsome Ralph posted:
Plenty of room between my clappin’ cheeks.
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Crab Dad posted:After I graduated police academy back in 2007 I was hired as a role player. I was given a screwdriver and put it in my rear end crack. I was told to hang out near a building and wait for the in training team to approach me and just give light verbal resistance then allow myself to be searched. 
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https://twitter.com/JackMurphyRGR/status/1644048638820388864?t=Hk2dwTBe6kvcA-fuwnW3Og&s=19 Lmao holy poo poo
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Periodic reminder not to repost classified poo poo that gets posted on War Thunder forums / 4chan / reddit. Thanks.
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lol FrozenVent posted:Periodic reminder not to repost classified poo poo that gets posted on War Thunder forums / 4chan / reddit. 
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The press release reads to me that it was def HRT and SMU- the guys we are supposed to trust to "train until they can't get it wrong" but this poo poo looks really bad that they bagged the wrong dude. The mental image of a dude, stretched out after a long day, enjoying the big bed alone, just trying to unwind getting flashbanged and flex cuffed while you were considering rubbing one out in a new zip code is funny as hell.
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Bored As gently caress posted:https://twitter.com/JackMurphyRGR/status/1644048638820388864?t=Hk2dwTBe6kvcA-fuwnW3Og&s=19 So that's what bangbus means? huh.
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