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Grampy wants Grammy gummies
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:35 |
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mllaneza posted:Point of order, that would be a "gummie". Sounds like you don’t know the secret trick to turning an uncircumsized dude’s dick into a balloon doggie
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:36 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:Five, actually You can't count the absence of triangle as a triangle jerk
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:42 |
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Triangle jerk, triangle jerk
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:43 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Triangle jerk, triangle jerk Triangle jerk hates Circle Jerk.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 22:02 |
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AITA for cancelling on family vacation after my newly widowed mom decides to bring her new boyfriend?quote:My dad lost his 1.5 year battle with cancer one year ago (April 2022) at only 62 yrs old. He and my mom were married for 31 years. The few months before my dad got sick he and my mom were not on great terms and were contemplating divorce. However, through my dad's diagnosis and extreme ups and downs of treatment, they came together, squashed some of their issues and my mom was there to care for my dad every step of the way. OP is getting ROASTED by reddit, and I don't get it. Like yeah, sounds like mom wanted out anyway and maybe was seeing the guy already, so who can blame her for moving on faster than everyone else, but fuckin read the room lady I will say the timelines are fuzzy but if she started bringing him around 6mo after dad's death is really lovely. A year is a bit more understandable but insisting on bringing him on vacations and stuff when the whole family is grieving is pretty callous
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 22:04 |
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Moon Slayer posted:So you buy a bunch of stuff and then resell it, but then after a while you recruit people to buy your stuff and then resell it. So you're one of a couple of people below someone, and then you've got a couple people below you. sacred triforce e: beaten a page ago, darn it
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 22:05 |
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AITA for “stealing” money from my mom?quote:Hi. I (22F) got out of a bad breakup 5 months ago and I’ve been doing a lot of emotional eating to cope with it, we were dating for 3 years. It was a bad relationship because it was really toxic and unhealthy for me. But yeah I’ve been eating a lot more food lately to try and cope. I know it isn’t particularly healthy but it’s a really hard habit to break. quote:I got 4 big macs, 2 large fries and 2 mcflurries
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 23:01 |
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sephiRoth IRA posted:AITA for cancelling on family vacation after my newly widowed mom decides to bring her new boyfriend? Also yeah the Mom sucks for not having any emotional awareness whatsoever. Feeling bad for that dad now. Must have not been a particularly nice time dying of cancer if that's who you've got around you.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 23:07 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Everybody: How the hell did you spend $35 for one person at McDonalds? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6g0mPo-uJM
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for “stealing” money from my mom? I was expecting more food tbh. It’s been a while since I’ve been to a McDonalds.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 23:33 |
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Dazerbeams posted:I was expecting more food tbh. It’s been a while since I’ve been to a McDonalds. Last time I went a mcdouble with cheese was almost 5 dollars in my area.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 23:42 |
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sephiRoth IRA posted:AITA for cancelling on family vacation after my newly widowed mom decides to bring her new boyfriend? Nah. The same thing happened with my grandpa. Watched grandma slowly shrivel up and die from cancer for a couple years. She was just a skeleton in a skin bag he carried from room to room the last few months. He'd come to terms with his grief watching the cancer eat her up every day. He didn't have a partner that last year of her life, he had a duty. Something like 6 months after she died he hooked up with a widow and it seemed sudden to us and nobody ever really liked her. But the thing is, he'd mourned grandma's loss before she actually died, so it wasn't sudden to him. He married the second wife well before we were comfortable with the idea. But he didn't like living alone. He'd had a wife for 40+ years and living in that house alone was miserable for him. Should someone who loses their partner after a long illness really have to wait until their grown adult children feel comfortable with them moving on? No, you gotta live your life. The OP's mom and dad probably hadn't boned for at least a year before he withered away. Lady has the right to get that d.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 23:56 |
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Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:Considering this line:
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# ? Apr 13, 2023 00:01 |
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AITA for telling my brothers girlfriend her dog is not equal to a human life and to stop talking?quote:I (27m) used to think this was something that people would only say online, but I have definitely seen and heard it firsthand bleeding into real life which is why I am asking here. Maybe I’m just weird because I am surprised, I even have to ask this.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Nah. The same thing happened with my grandpa. Watched grandma slowly shrivel up and die from cancer for a couple years. She was just a skeleton in a skin bag he carried from room to room the last few months. He'd come to terms with his grief watching the cancer eat her up every day. He didn't have a partner that last year of her life, he had a duty. An appropriate username for a dipshit opinion like this. Nobody is saying that daughter has to like the guy, but she sure as gently caress is permitted to decide he doesn't get to come on the vacation she put together, and her mother's an idiot for not getting that.
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Mx. posted:AITA for telling my brothers girlfriend her dog is not equal to a human life and to stop talking? As you should. This person's feelings deserve to be invalidated.
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AITA for telling my fiancé my son must be named a REAL junior?quote:AITA? My fiance is pregnant and when we found out its a boy we decided to make him my junior. My name starts with the letter D so his name is gonna be “D____ Junior”. My fiance said she can agree to name him my name but doesn't want to add the Junior on the birth certificate because she hates the nickname “DJ” which my family has already started calling him.
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# ? Apr 13, 2023 00:12 |
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OPAONI posted:An appropriate username for a dipshit opinion like this. Nobody is saying that daughter has to like the guy, but she sure as gently caress is permitted to decide he doesn't get to come on the vacation she put together, and her mother's an idiot for not getting that. You're not actually making a counterargument to that post but you are being needlessly hostile
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# ? Apr 13, 2023 00:17 |
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OPAONI posted:An appropriate username for a dipshit opinion like this. Nobody is saying that daughter has to like the guy, but she sure as gently caress is permitted to decide he doesn't get to come on the vacation she put together, and her mother's an idiot for not getting that. Goondolences about ur dad. Pressing F for you and ur family.
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for telling my fiancé my son must be named a REAL junior? Naming your child after yourself is some 18th century horseshit. Unless you are landed nobility you can gently caress off with direct lineage names. And if you are landed nobility then feed yourself to a guillotine.
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AITA for reading books from a problematic writer for my white friend?quote:So basically, I was talking to my non-white friend about a book series I was reading. She’s really into human rights stuff, and it’s something we talk about often. We haven’t spoken for a few months because she’s in med school, but she’s my closest friend.
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# ? Apr 13, 2023 00:29 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:Nah. The same thing happened with my grandpa. Watched grandma slowly shrivel up and die from cancer for a couple years. She was just a skeleton in a skin bag he carried from room to room the last few months. He'd come to terms with his grief watching the cancer eat her up every day. He didn't have a partner that last year of her life, he had a duty. I mean, that's fine, but maybe don't push them into every family outing if the grief is still raw for your family and it's making them uncomfortable?
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# ? Apr 13, 2023 00:37 |
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OPAONI posted:An appropriate username for a dipshit opinion like this. Nobody is saying that daughter has to like the guy, but she sure as gently caress is permitted to decide he doesn't get to come on the vacation she put together, and her mother's an idiot for not getting that. I think the contract clearly states: Till death yadda yadda... she's free. Also she was ready to divorce his rear end, before his terminal illness complicated matters.
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Midnight Voyager posted:I mean, that's fine, but maybe don't push them into every family outing if the grief is still raw for your family and it's making them uncomfortable? This is where I'm at. Mom should do what she wants, but if the whole family is balking she should probably show some empathy and back off a bit. Assuming OP is presenting it all in good faith, which, you know,
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# ? Apr 13, 2023 00:43 |
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AITA for excluding my friend's gf from our discussions during a party ?quote:I (22F) have a best friend (22M) and we're both attending med school. He's currently dating a woman (21F) who's working at her parents bakery and from what I understood has no other plans in life than to take over their bakery one day. I know I'll sound rude, but this girl really fits the dumb blonde bimbo stereotype to a T (but she's indeed really attractive, so I'll give her that). My best friend took her to one of the parties we have with the other med school students before we start another term in order to introduce her to them.
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# ? Apr 13, 2023 00:52 |
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for excluding my friend's gf from our discussions during a party ? quote:So AITA for not apologizing or should my bf just accept that his gf is not fitted for our group ? My best friend (aka bf) ... right .... tell us how you really feel. "Hey, anyone up for talking about the one topic that this lady ain't gonna be able to talk about?"
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DeeplyConcerned posted:My best friend (aka bf) ... right .... tell us how you really feel. "Hey, anyone up for talking about the one topic that this lady ain't gonna be able to talk about?" Some years ago my dad and his wife met with me for a birthday dinner, and they brought my nephew, who was all of 8 years old and didn't know me. Dad and stepmom had been discussing politics (election year whooo) and wanted to keep talking that poo poo. I had no interest in that poo poo, so I asked my stranger of a nephew what his favorite dinosaur or Pokemon was. Bam, instant fun conversation, that my dad killed asap because "we should all be having one discussion together." Because what kid doesn't want to hear what rear end in a top hat is in the White House. No, neither my dad or stepmom admitted their favorite dinosaur or Pokemon. AITA For telling my half-brother that he needs to find someone else to be a new sister for his younger brother because that person is not me? quote:(Throwaway) Look we just need a new sister, you'll do! AITA for telling my friend if she calls herself a whore people will treat her like one? quote:I [19m] have been hooking up with this girl [19f] for a couple months, and we’ve been getting closer, to the point I could consider her a friend. We tell each other about each other's lives, love lives, hang out, and so on. I have never heard the spoilered term before but now I want to use it for an animal necklace social media page. AITA for asking my brother to pay $30,000 for my engagement ring? quote:I hosted a family dinner over the weekend. My brother brought my nephews (4 and 8) over as well. Cowslips Warren fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Apr 13, 2023 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:I have never heard the spoilered term before but now I want to use it for an animal necklace social media page.
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# ? Apr 13, 2023 01:38 |
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Aren’t all Pokémon dinosaurs?
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DeeplyConcerned posted:My best friend (aka bf) ... right .... tell us how you really feel. "Hey, anyone up for talking about the one topic that this lady ain't gonna be able to talk about?" But in this case, all you need to know about how OP feels is that she felt it necessary to lead off with a full paragraph explaining how the girlfriend is a dumb bimbo who's not ambitious enough. The fact OP slips up and calls him "bf" at the end of the post is just confirmation of what she already very clearly implied right from the start. Cowslips Warren posted:Some years ago my dad and his wife met with me for a birthday dinner, and they brought my nephew, who was all of 8 years old and didn't know me. Dad and stepmom had been discussing politics (election year whooo) and wanted to keep talking that poo poo. I had no interest in that poo poo, so I asked my stranger of a nephew what his favorite dinosaur or Pokemon was. Bam, instant fun conversation, that my dad killed asap because "we should all be having one discussion together." Because what kid doesn't want to hear what rear end in a top hat is in the White House.
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# ? Apr 13, 2023 01:52 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA For telling my half-brother that he needs to find someone else to be a new sister for his younger brother because that person is not me? uh, this can be taken many ways in a story where a female child is degraded vs the new golden child boys, what happened to Tina?
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Midnight Voyager posted:uh, this can be taken many ways in a story where a female child is degraded vs the new golden child boys, what happened to Tina? I'm assuming she died, because of quote:Because their sister Tina is no longer with them
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Aren’t all Pokémon dinosaurs? Scientifically, yes.
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Dazerbeams posted:I was expecting more food tbh. It’s been a while since I’ve been to a McDonalds. I was surprised how much he got. A quarter pounder meal is $17 here; his order would be close to $50.
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# ? Apr 13, 2023 02:25 |
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MrQwerty posted:I'm CPR certed because I was on the safety team at work and I would probably call 911 and cross my fingers before I ever even considered doing compressions, especially if I don't have another certed person there to do compressions with me. I also would not sexually harass anyone involved, though. As a 911 responder: please, god, just try. It's all right if you panic and lose your poo poo when someone dies in front of you like that dudes gf, but if your head is on straight, just do it. As mentioned, dispatch can walk you through it if you're worried about being rusty. And if you're worried about loving it up? Good(not really) news! If they need CPR, their heart isn't beating and they're already dead. You literally can't make their day worse, so why not give it a shot? You'll have to break through some cartilage and that's incredibly weird feeling, but contrary to popular belief you're not going to snap their rib bones. And here's why bystander cpr is important: From the time a person's heart stops beating they have about 4 minutes before their brain begins to experience permanent damage and about 10 minutes before they're irreversibly brain dead. Let's run a quick timeline of an incredibly idealized scenario. 00:00 - Person enters arrest. We'll assume this is witnessed and that the people around them get over the shock superhuman fast, and manage to check the person, realize that they need 911, and begin the call within 30 seconds. 00:30 - 911 call begins. Dispatchers are trained to get a dispatch done within 90 seconds 02:00 - The patient is halfway to permanent brain damage. Emergency response crews are just now getting alerted. We'll assume the crew is in their unit almost back to the station after their last call, in practice we could be in the middle of a shower and need to take time to frantically throw clothes on, taking a poo poo, on the other side of the station or any number of minor timesinks between the call dropping and us reaching our apparatus. 05:00 - we actually manage to drive to the scene. How long that takes depends pretty on where you are relative to where we are but this is leaning on the shorter side. The patient is currently undergoing permanent brain damage 05:30 - we get to the patient with our gear and begin resuscitation efforts. Now let's run that same scenario with bystander cpr 00:00 - Person enters arrest. We'll assume this is witnessed and that the people around them get over the shock superhuman fast, and manage to check the person, realize that they need 911, and begin the call within 30 seconds. 00:30 - 911 call begins. Compressions begin. Patient now actually has time for us to reach them. Now these numbers (other than 911 -> dispatch time and the time until brain. Damage/Death) are all stuff I just made up on the spot, but it is all incredibly optimistic. The truth is that without you, by the time ems gets there the person is likely seriously brain damaged and approaching brain death. The vast, vast majority of patients I've gotten back were witnessed arrests with immediate bystander cpr. Even if you haven't had any cpr training, it's worth the try of asking the dispatcher to coach you through it. That poo poo saves lives. Secondary PSA. Those AEDs on the walls everywhere are for bystanders. We've got our own defibrillators.They tend to have pretty pictures on where to place the pads and audio instructions, so if there's one nearby grab it and tell the 911 operator it's there. Also, it's generally bad form to sexually harass people next to their dead friends. I'll have the baconator please.
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# ? Apr 13, 2023 02:29 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for “stealing” money from my mom? I'm a fatass who just ate a pound and a half of chicken and that still makes me feel ill.
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FoolyCharged posted:Also, it's generally bad form to sexually harass people next to their dead friends. I'll have the baconator please. Do we think if the friend had died the guy would have waited until after the funeral to start hitting on her, or try to slide in there when everyone’s still wearing black?
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# ? Apr 13, 2023 02:47 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for asking my brother to pay $30,000 for my engagement ring?
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Cowslips Warren posted:
Nancy Reagan
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