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Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

Beachcomber posted:

Ripley shaves her head in Alien3, so maybe it's like a reverse Growing the Beard situation?

The Important Haircut is a trope from time immemorial: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImportantHaircut

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Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Toshimo posted:

The Important Haircut is a trope from time immemorial: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImportantHaircut

Well I meant specifically aligned with a meta drop in quality of the series. I haven't actually seen Xena so I don't know about that, and I know that Alien3 was shafted by the executives.

I was that kid who insisted on being a stickler to the actual mythology, which Xena obviously didn't. If I had a time machine I'd beat it into my younger self that they're going to have way more fun once they stop taking themselves so seriously.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
please do not drag in the :tvtropes: site, tia

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








the what site

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Stonehouse Beach posted:

I remember an ep that was a Groundhog Day-style time loop, and since everything will get undone without consequence anyway, one loop Xena straight-up murders Ted Raimi so she can sleep

that episode was awesome and one of my favorites

HopperUK posted:

The only specific Xena ep I remember is where they stopped at an inn and someone was murdered and it was like a mystery episode. Autolycus was there and somebody tried to say he'd done it, and their evidence was 'he was stealing from the dead guy's room'. And his defense was 'yeah of course I was?'

this one on the other hand, sucked butts sadly

the_steve posted:

More of a "the woman cutting her hair is symbolic of personal character growth/claiming her agency and now she is ready to be a fighter instead of a weak and ineffectual sidekick/damsel in distress" trope.

eh i agree with you that's when the show fell off, but gabrielle proved herself to be a capable fighter that didn't need xena to save her long before that happened.

Asterite34 posted:

Ares gets a bad rep, but I always liked him as low-key the least misogynistic male Olympian. I've never found a myth involving him raping anyone (which is pretty goddamn novel among this pantheon), he's a huge momma's boy to Hera, all his most notable kids are daughters on whom he dotes constantly, even Aphrodite likes him.

hmm...i do have to ask if there's any evidence of this? from the greek myths that i read growing up, it seemed pretty clear that pretty much all the gods committed rape, including the so-called 'good' ones like apollo and hermes. and in the Aenead, after ares was injured by diomedes and went crying to zeus about it, zeus showed contempt for him saying that he was his least favorite god because all he cared about was wanton violence. and considering how much raping zeus himself did, if someone like that thinks YOU'RE hosed up, then...

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012

Tweak posted:

the what site

I believe they've cleaned it up a lot, but it once got removed from Google search results because they simply could not stop talking about/posting screenshots of anime kiddie porn.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Holy poo poo I've known about that website for years and I didn't know that.

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

IIRC the main issue was the "tropers tales" sections where users could use their own personal anecdotes as examples of a trope, and it got real gross

they eventually purged that whole subsection

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Yeah dark secret about media-related anything: if you don't curate it hard eventually the anime kiddie porn and furry kiddie porn substrates-- distinct but with significant overlap-- can and will form a vile crust on whatever it is you're doing.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



GreenMetalSun posted:

I believe they've cleaned it up a lot, but it once got removed from Google search results because they simply could not stop talking about/posting screenshots of anime kiddie porn.

IIRC Something Awful had a major part in getting TVT removed from Google Ads for a while. There used to be a major thread in this subforum about gross TVT poo poo.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
TvTropes started purging that stuff in 2012. Some of it skated and there's always a bit creeping up and getting added before an admin deletes it, but the "troper tales" era of that site has been gone for a decade.

Now it's mostly the kinds of people who love CinemaSins and think fanfiction is serious high art.

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



Mr Interweb posted:

hmm...i do have to ask if there's any evidence of this? from the greek myths that i read growing up, it seemed pretty clear that pretty much all the gods committed rape, including the so-called 'good' ones like apollo and hermes. and in the Aenead, after ares was injured by diomedes and went crying to zeus about it, zeus showed contempt for him saying that he was his least favorite god because all he cared about was wanton violence. and considering how much raping zeus himself did, if someone like that thinks YOU'RE hosed up, then...

I know absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence, especially in source materials this old, and it's definitely possible there's some random myth involving Ares doing gross sexual assault poo poo that I just don't personally know about, but if it happened it wasn't notable enough to make it into the more well-known "canon" we have available today.

I'm pretty sure there's more extant myths about Ares killing rapists than being one

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

pentyne posted:

TvTropes started purging that stuff in 2012. Some of it skated and there's always a bit creeping up and getting added before an admin deletes it, but the "troper tales" era of that site has been gone for a decade.

Now it's mostly the kinds of people who love CinemaSins and think fanfiction is serious high art.

I like CienmaSins but hate fanfiction, what am I!?

More seriously to your point, TV Tropes biggest problem is that anything creative is noteworthy, so fanfiction of any kind counts and yeesh at some point, no.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!
I simply do not click on the fanfiction/webcomic links.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Most of the city states had patron gods and their local stories put them as chief protagonist. As mentioned Athena was Athens, Sparta had Ares and Olympia had Zeus for just a few examples.

Toshimo posted:

The Important Haircut is a trope from time immemorial: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImportantHaircut

Speaking about Important Haircuts and Spartans, they were super proud of their long hair and used to style it before battle and decorate it with ornaments

quote:

In the earliest times the Greeks wore their κόμη (hair of the head) long, and thus Homer constantly calls them κᾰρηκομόωντες (long-haired).

This ancient practice was preserved by the Spartans for many centuries. The Spartan boys always had their hair cut quite short (en chroi keirontes), but as soon as they reached the age of puberty, they let it grow long. They prided themselves upon their hair, calling it the cheapest of ornaments (kosmon adapanotatos), and before going to battle they combed and dressed it with especial care, in which act Leonidas and his followers were discovered by the Persian spy before the battle of Thermopylae. It seems that both Spartan men and women tied their hair in a knot over the crown of the head. At a later time, the Spartans abandoned this ancient custom, and wore their hair short, and hence some writers erroneously attribute this practice to an earlier period.

I wonder if any of the chuds who decorate their trucks with MOLON LABE decals realise that their beloved Spartan warriors spent hours before battle tying up their hair into man buns and decorating it with scrunchies and hair clips. :allears:

Precambrian
Apr 30, 2008

Asterite34 posted:

I know absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence, especially in source materials this old, and it's definitely possible there's some random myth involving Ares doing gross sexual assault poo poo that I just don't personally know about, but if it happened it wasn't notable enough to make it into the more well-known "canon" we have available today.

I'm pretty sure there's more extant myths about Ares killing rapists than being one

It's more that Ares is associated with other crimes, ones that typically don't really involve women. He's the divinity associated with the inexplicable forces that orbit war, the god of soldiers breaking rank to steal the armor off of fallen foes rather than pursue the retreat, the god of stabbing a dead man over and over again because you've had a psychotic break. He's the force that men felt when joining battle, when rationality deserted them and greed, terror, hatred, and other emotions—emotions the Greeks generally didn't see conducive to actually winning battles—took over. When Diomedes wounds Ares, he catches him in the midst of looting a dead man's body. He's not a god any of the Greeks held in high esteem, but he's a battlefield god, concerned with battlefield emotions. The mania of looting a city (which invariably included sexual crimes against civilians) wasn't as much an Ares concern... that was his wife, Enyo. She's the goddess of sacking cities and all the attendant crimes against women. It's a linked emotion, hence, the marriage of Ares and Enyo, but the feeling of bursting into a house and seizing a defenseless and terrified woman is different from the feelings that come with meeting a capable enemy in the field.

There's a lot of misconceptions about Ares that emerge because he wasn't actually a particularly significant god to Greek religious practice. He was a god, a major god, and you owed any god the appropriate honors simply because they were gods, but his cults were never as developed or significant as just about any other major Greek god, and certainly not on the level of Mars. He wasn't the patron of Sparta—we actually know, from historical and archaeological evidence, that Athena had a prominent temple in Sparta, far more significant than Ares's cult. Most associations with Sparta come from misreadings of poetic phrases and slander. A guy who "fights like the devil" probably isn't coming from a nation of devil-worshipers, and if an Athenian is talking about how the Spartans sacrificed humans to Ares to slake their bloodlust, a ritual not recorded anywhere else: it's probably slander.

One thing the linked article doesn't mention, but I suspect is relevant: as Rome ascended, Sparta was on a long descent into something of a tourist trap for Roman men who wanted to believe there was a manlier past that was lost to corrupt decadence. So there was a big cultural incentive to rewrite Spartan history into a comical distortion of macho behavior, particularly for a writer like Pausanias, an ethnic Greek born into the Roman Empire and trying to promote a narrative of lost glory. Him writing about Sparta keeping a chained up statue of the war god might just be some bullshit for tourists who would be absolute suckers for it.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
It's seriously lol how Sparta basically turned into Rome's Disneyland.

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Speaking about Important Haircuts and Spartans, they were super proud of their long hair and used to style it before battle and decorate it with ornaments

I wonder if any of the chuds who decorate their trucks with MOLON LABE decals realise that their beloved Spartan warriors spent hours before battle tying up their hair into man buns and decorating it with scrunchies and hair clips. :allears:

Weren't the vikings also really big into being proud of their hair and beards and taking good care of them?

Khizan
Jul 30, 2013


Randalor posted:

Weren't the vikings also really big into being proud of their hair and beards and taking good care of them?

There's a chronicle written by a monk in the ~1200's that includes the line "the Danes, thanks to their habit of combing their hair every day, of bathing every Saturday and regularly changing their clothes, were able to undermine the virtue of married women and even seduce the daughters of nobles to be their mistresses."

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Mooseontheloose posted:

I like CienmaSins but hate fanfiction, what am I!?

More seriously to your point, TV Tropes biggest problem is that anything creative is noteworthy, so fanfiction of any kind counts and yeesh at some point, no.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnTZbZw1JPQ

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
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Precambrian posted:


One thing the linked article doesn't mention, but I suspect is relevant: as Rome ascended, Sparta was on a long descent into something of a tourist trap for Roman men who wanted to believe there was a manlier past that was lost to corrupt decadence. So there was a big cultural incentive to rewrite Spartan history into a comical distortion of macho behavior, particularly for a writer like Pausanias, an ethnic Greek born into the Roman Empire and trying to promote a narrative of lost glory. Him writing about Sparta keeping a chained up statue of the war god might just be some bullshit for tourists who would be absolute suckers for it.

So like, the precursor to those "reject modernity embrace tradition" cryptofascists with sculpted marble butt av's

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Precambrian posted:


One thing the linked article doesn't mention, but I suspect is relevant: as Rome ascended, Sparta was on a long descent into something of a tourist trap for Roman men who wanted to believe there was a manlier past that was lost to corrupt decadence. So there was a big cultural incentive to rewrite Spartan history into a comical distortion of macho behavior, particularly for a writer like Pausanias, an ethnic Greek born into the Roman Empire and trying to promote a narrative of lost glory. Him writing about Sparta keeping a chained up statue of the war god might just be some bullshit for tourists who would be absolute suckers for it.

3000 years scam is still going strong.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Cool Kids Club Soda posted:

So like, the precursor to those "reject modernity embrace tradition" cryptofascists with sculpted marble butt av's

...did you mean "bust" or have they started using chiseled buttocks as avatars?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
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Brawnfire posted:

...did you mean "bust" or have they started using chiseled buttocks as avatars?
I do not and at this point never will have a twitter account, but if I did I now know what my avatar would be.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


On one hand the most popular cultural image of Sparta is wildly inaccurate and still probably harmful in some kind of socially conscious way, on the other hand This... is... Sparta!!!! lol *kicks u off cliff*

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?

exquisite tea posted:

On one hand the most popular cultural image of Sparta is wildly inaccurate and still probably harmful in some kind of socially conscious way, on the other hand This... is... Sparta!!!! lol *kicks u off cliff*

It's a better story than a nation of slavers that lived in perpetual fear of a slave rebellion and then faded into obscurity.

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
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Brawnfire posted:

...did you mean "bust" or have they started using chiseled buttocks as avatars?

Oh trust me, they bustin' too

Precambrian
Apr 30, 2008

Khizan posted:

There's a chronicle written by a monk in the ~1200's that includes the line "the Danes, thanks to their habit of combing their hair every day, of bathing every Saturday and regularly changing their clothes, were able to undermine the virtue of married women and even seduce the daughters of nobles to be their mistresses."

I think this is also misread a lot—in the 13th Century, being able to dedicate the considerable daily time to hair care was a sign of leisure, and a private bath, unlike the washbasins and public baths that poor folks used, demands a lot of hauling water and firewood for only a single person's benefit. It's a lot of work before plumbing! And to do it weekly is even more time-consuming. As a result, they're both signifiers of being wealthy and having enough thralls that they could be assigned to non-productive tasks like drawing a bath. So it's less "Medieval Englishmen were smelly and gross!" and more "Our colonizers are wealthy and powerful, and can leverage that to further humiliate and belittle us." It's something the British would later turn around and aggressively use themselves, using wealth and power to create a narrative of hygiene to show moral (and racial) superiority over their colonized subjects.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Brawnfire posted:

...did you mean "bust" or have they started using chiseled buttocks as avatars?

no the bust is on the other side

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

LASER BEAM DREAM posted:

It's a better story than a nation of slavers that lived in perpetual fear of a slave rebellion and then faded into obscurity.

Maybe the slavers that fell into obscurity shouldn't be lionized as heroic

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Oct 30, 2009

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

LASER BEAM DREAM posted:

It's a better story than a nation of slavers that lived in perpetual fear of a slave rebellion and then faded into obscurity.

The modern equivalent is basically Rhodesia. Or the American South.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Precambrian posted:

I think this is also misread a lot—in the 13th Century, being able to dedicate the considerable daily time to hair care was a sign of leisure, and a private bath, unlike the washbasins and public baths that poor folks used, demands a lot of hauling water and firewood for only a single person's benefit. It's a lot of work before plumbing! And to do it weekly is even more time-consuming. As a result, they're both signifiers of being wealthy and having enough thralls that they could be assigned to non-productive tasks like drawing a bath. So it's less "Medieval Englishmen were smelly and gross!" and more "Our colonizers are wealthy and powerful, and can leverage that to further humiliate and belittle us." It's something the British would later turn around and aggressively use themselves, using wealth and power to create a narrative of hygiene to show moral (and racial) superiority over their colonized subjects.

This is on of those things I'm not 100% on, but when reading a biography of Henry II, the author basically poured over literally every document that existed from that time, and at one point did mention how in sherrif's rolls that people would get fined for not bathing weekly. No idea when or if it fell off into more of the dirt covered filthy medieval peasants, but around the time of Danelaw there was some understand of bathing and hygiene required in the UK.

Plus, while probably true, accusing the strange looking foreigners of trying to steal your local woman is on the first page of the racism playbook so there may have been more to it.

FouRPlaY
May 5, 2010
This is a pretty good take down on the myth of Sparta: This. Isn’t. Sparta.

Precambrian
Apr 30, 2008

pentyne posted:

This is on of those things I'm not 100% on, but when reading a biography of Henry II, the author basically poured over literally every document that existed from that time, and at one point did mention how in sherrif's rolls that people would get fined for not bathing weekly. No idea when or if it fell off into more of the dirt covered filthy medieval peasants, but around the time of Danelaw there was some understand of bathing and hygiene required in the UK.

Plus, while probably true, accusing the strange looking foreigners of trying to steal your local woman is on the first page of the racism playbook so there may have been more to it.

Oh yeah, it's a huge misconception that pre-modern people didn't bathe. A lot of misconceptions of the Dark Ages comes from Enlightenment-era narratives that were trying to cast the pre-Enlightenment as a particularly stupid and disastrous time just waiting for the return of Intellectuals who could save them from ignorance and the Church. People generally like feeling clean, washing up feels good, and they understood hygiene well enough to know the benefits of bathing. But there's a difference between a rich invader bathing in a tub and another man using communal baths or a basin to wash up. The issue in the chronicle (which is actually 11th Century, not 13th as I earlier wrote and which also makes no sense) is that the bathing is part of a triad of signs of wealth and leisure. It also includes with the hair-care and bathing that they frequently changed outfits, which sounds like a baseline expectation in a mass production economy, but in a medieval context, that's an announcement that they're either rich enough to buy many sets of clothing or have a big enough household for women, many likely enslaved, would be continuously producing cloth to make those outfits. It was about the Danes flaunting their wealth and power at a time when the scales was tipping against Danish occupiers.

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

FouRPlaY posted:

This is a pretty good take down on the myth of Sparta: This. Isn’t. Sparta.

Good read, thanks.

Gnoman
Feb 12, 2014

Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme




Precambrian posted:

Oh yeah, it's a huge misconception that pre-modern people didn't bathe. A lot of misconceptions of the Dark Ages comes from Enlightenment-era narratives that were trying to cast the pre-Enlightenment as a particularly stupid and disastrous time just waiting for the return of Intellectuals who could save them from ignorance and the Church. People generally like feeling clean, washing up feels good, and they understood hygiene well enough to know the benefits of bathing. But there's a difference between a rich invader bathing in a tub and another man using communal baths or a basin to wash up. The issue in the chronicle (which is actually 11th Century, not 13th as I earlier wrote and which also makes no sense) is that the bathing is part of a triad of signs of wealth and leisure. It also includes with the hair-care and bathing that they frequently changed outfits, which sounds like a baseline expectation in a mass production economy, but in a medieval context, that's an announcement that they're either rich enough to buy many sets of clothing or have a big enough household for women, many likely enslaved, would be continuously producing cloth to make those outfits. It was about the Danes flaunting their wealth and power at a time when the scales was tipping against Danish occupiers.

There was also a thing where late 16th/early 17th century cities saw massive population booms, far beyond what they were to set up to handle (note the parallel to the infamously unhealthy Industrial cities of the late 19th/early 20th centuries). Besides shifts in what was practical to supply - heating water for baths and such was a lot harder when you're placing an immense demand on the wood supply for heating and cooking - having such massive quantities of people and animals shoved together created a lot of filth. Later people locked into the idea that civilization only advances in one direction (or, in other words, the assumption that things axiomatically get worse the further back in time you go) used this as a data point and extrapolated that the "dark ages" must have been even worse.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Cool Kids Club Soda posted:

So like, the precursor to those "reject modernity embrace tradition" cryptofascists with sculpted marble butt av's

didnt these marble statues have paint too? same for the Great Pyramids and probably all notable big rocks. turns out humans dont like boring rock colors and like colorful things.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


In the rare instances where the paint was preserved all those Roman statues look fukkin' goofy as hell so that's a win for entropy in my book.

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Stonehouse Beach
Feb 8, 2019
I remember hearing that moai statues originally had hats, make-up, and big googly eyes

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