Formula One 2023: McLaren fans are dark energy

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FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

spaceblancmange posted:

put it in PSH

# ? Apr 20, 2023 00:32

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# ? May 29, 2024 21:53

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spaceblancmange posted:

put it in PSH

Lol

# ? Apr 20, 2023 00:33

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Today I learned Michael Schumacher has not been in a coma for almost nine years. Why? A German magazine used AI to fake an interview with him, and he's suing.

# ? Apr 20, 2023 02:44

Dudley: Feb 24, 2003; Tasty

ArmZ posted:

https://twitter.com/abrown439/status/1648789609835266050

It's ok Craig, Ferrari don't know what "RACE" means either.

# ? Apr 20, 2023 08:12

Aphex-: Jan 29, 2006; Dinosaur Gum

ArmZ posted:

https://twitter.com/abrown439/status/1648789609835266050

Why don't they have a "P1" selection?? Just set the dial to that and they'll win every time. It's foolproof!!

# ? Apr 20, 2023 09:24

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

It means pasta for one

# ? Apr 20, 2023 13:14

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

ArmZ posted:

the south is rising again

obligatory Onion article with one of the best closing lines ever written:

The Onion posted:

South Postpones Rising Again For Yet Another Year
HUNTSVILLE, AL�For the 135th straight year since Gen. Robert E. Lee's surrender at Appomattox, representatives for the South announced Monday that the region has postponed plans to rise again.

"Make no mistake, the South shall rise again," said Knox Pritchard, president of the Huntsville-based Alliance Of Confederate States. "But we're just not quite ready to do it now. Hopefully, we'll be able to rise again real soon, maybe even in 2001."

Pritchard's fellow Southerners shared his confidence.

"Yes, sir. The South will rise again, and when it does, I'll be right up front waving the Stars and Bars," said Dock Mullins of Decatur, GA. "But first, I gotta get my truck fixed and get that rusty old stove out of my yard."

"Lord willing, and the creek don't rise, we gonna rise again," said Sumter, SC, radiator technician Hap Slidell, who describes himself as "Southern by the grace of God." "I don't know exactly when we're gonna do it, but one of these days, we're gonna show them Yankees how it's done."

"Save your Confederate dollars," Slidell added. "You can bet on that."

The Deep South states of Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi, South Carolina, Louisiana, and Tennessee consistently rank at the bottom of the nation in a wide variety of statistical categories, including literacy, infant mortality, hospital beds, toilet-paper sales, and shoe usage. Even so, some experts believe the region could be poised for a renaissance.

"The way things stand, things in the Deep South almost have to get better. Otherwise, the people who live there will devolve into preverbal, overall-wearing sub-morons within a century," said Professor Dennis Lassiter of Princeton University. "Either Southerners will start improving themselves, or they'll be sold to middle-class Asians as pets."

"My constituents are decent, hard-working folk," said Sen. Jesse Helms (R-NC), despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, in his 22nd annual "Next Year, By God!" speech on the steps of North Carolina's capitol building. "We are a proud people who mayn't have all that much fancy-pants book-learnin', but we live and die with pride in our proud heritage and the dignity of our forebears."

Helms' speech was met with nearly 25 minutes of enthusiastic hoots and rebel yells by the 15,000 drunk, unemployed tobacco pickers in attendance.

Though Southerners are overwhelmingly in favor of rising again, few were able to provide specific details of the rising-again process.

"I don't know, I reckon we'll build us a bunch of big, fancy buildins and pave us up a whole mess of roads," said Bobby Lee Fuller of Greenville, MS. "I ain't exactly sure where we're gonna get the money for that, but when Johnny Reb sets his mind to something, you best get out of his way."

"Oh, it'll happen, sure as the sun come up in the morning," said Buford Comstock, 26, a student at Over 'N' Back Diesel Driving School in Union City, TN. "The South is gonna rise up, just as soon as we get together and get all our poo poo back in one sock. Then, look out, Northerners!"

"Yesiree," Comstock added, "one day soon, the Mason-Dixon Line will be the boundary between a great nation and one whose time done passed."

# ? Apr 20, 2023 14:37

Skarsnik: Oct 21, 2008; I...AM...RUUUDE!

get in there lewis

# ? Apr 20, 2023 18:29

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Skarsnik posted:

get in there lewis

BONO THAT'S TOO MUCH GRIP IN THE REARS

# ? Apr 20, 2023 18:36

Arc Hammer: Mar 4, 2013; Got any deathsticks?

That's really dangerous, guys

# ? Apr 20, 2023 18:38

harperdc: Jul 24, 2007

Skarsnik posted:

get in there lewis

Gotta do something in this four-week break, and at some point you have to test out what�s been found in the simulator, eh? :v:

# ? Apr 20, 2023 23:50

Jamsque: May 31, 2009

Edward Mass posted:

Today I learned Michael Schumacher has not been in a coma for almost nine years. Why? A German magazine used AI to fake an interview with him, and he's suing.

Coma is generous, the dude is loving dead and the only reason his body isn't in the ground is that his family are unwilling to accept reality and rich enough to pay for an indefinite brain trauma ICU stay.

# ? Apr 21, 2023 01:37

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Jamsque posted:

Coma is generous, the dude is loving dead and the only reason his body isn't in the ground is that his family are unwilling to accept reality and rich enough to pay for an indefinite brain trauma ICU stay.

you could say he's between a rock and a hard place

# ? Apr 21, 2023 01:41

acidx: Sep 24, 2019; right clicking is stealing

Michael is like 95% recovered and is just using the ski accident as a tool to avoid having to talk to people.

# ? Apr 21, 2023 01:54

SocksAndSandals: Jun 6, 2011

replace crofty with F1AI

# ? Apr 21, 2023 02:09

Rectal Placenta: Feb 25, 2011

You could replace Brundle and Crofty with a turding rear end in a top hat and it would probably be an improved experience

# ? Apr 21, 2023 02:13

TheBacon: Feb 8, 2012; #essereFerrari

SocksAndSandals posted:

replace crofty with F1AI

A thousand miles an ow-were

# ? Apr 21, 2023 02:21

spaceblancmange: Apr 19, 2018; #essereFerrari

# ? Apr 21, 2023 02:39

spaceblancmange: Apr 19, 2018; #essereFerrari

gently caress there is a magazine called off-piste, that would have been way funnier

# ? Apr 21, 2023 02:44

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

there was a pow being drawn for him all right

# ? Apr 21, 2023 02:48

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

FAUXTON posted:

you could say he's between a rock and a hard place

# ? Apr 21, 2023 09:17

harperdc: Jul 24, 2007

FAUXTON posted:

you could say he's between a rock and a hard place

acidx posted:

Michael is like 95% recovered and is just using the ski accident as a tool to avoid having to talk to people.

No lie I would respect the hell out of this.

# ? Apr 21, 2023 09:24

Dudley: Feb 24, 2003; Tasty

Yeah, imagine if he does a blow out 3hr interview "An evening with Michael Schumacher" on his 70th, walks on like nothing happened and then after that night does exactly 0 media ever again and the family pretends it didn't happen.

Maybe he really did that interview and the lawsuit is cover.

# ? Apr 21, 2023 12:25