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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Sid Vicious posted:

fyi today is Monday

why does this keep happening??

:69snypa:

# ? Apr 24, 2023 18:52

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# ? May 28, 2024 18:11

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

time keeps on sippin sippin sippin into the Monday

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:00

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

AARD VARKMAN posted:

another day another decision about what to eat for lunch

probe seth for being a nerd and get a burrito

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:05

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

bagmonkey posted:

probe seth for being a nerd and get a burrito

i got a burrito yesterday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:08

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

how about a wrap

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:10

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

Almost threw up at work!

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:10

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

about to have an existential crisis regarding work lol hell yeah

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:13

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hot cocoa on the couch posted:

about to have an existential crisis regarding work lol hell yeah

You work in order to make money, if you already have money you don't need to work hth

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:15

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

about to have an existential crisis regarding work lol hell yeah

i failed to take my coworkers advice to get "physically ready" for todays many tickets

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:15

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

Pro tip: don�t eat sugar for breakfast

e: or do but keep barf bag ready

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:18

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

drank a bunch of piss last night and watched this modern classic w/ a buddy

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:18

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

AARD VARKMAN posted:

i got a burrito yesterday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wtf a burrito on sunday? was it breakfast?

okay then get a delicious and voluminous Club Sandwich

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:19

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

about to have an existential crisis regarding work lol hell yeah

if you work in tech, I'm 99% positive it's buried in the job description somewhere

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:20

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

buglord posted:

Pro tip: don�t eat sugar for breakfast

e: or do but keep barf bag ready

Just like, a bowl of sugar?

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:21

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Just like, a bowl of sugar?

Work had a lot of sweets of questionable healthiness and ya boi hoovered some up

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:25

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

buglord posted:

Work had a lot of sweets of questionable healthiness and ya boi hoovered some up

yeah the rule w/ sweets for breakfast is that you gotta maintain 2 to 1 non-sugar to sugar content, otherwise Hurlville is yyour next stop!!!

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:26

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

i don't eat sweets for breakfast im a good boy

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:28

Charles Bukowski: Aug 26, 2003; Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner; Grimey Drawer

Slept 11 hours, now I'm awake and have nothing to do. Nowhere to go. No one here to talk to but my house cat.

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:29

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Charles Bukowski posted:

Slept 11 hours, now I'm awake and have nothing to do. Nowhere to go. No one here to talk to but my house cat.

the name of the cat would be?

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:30

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

also you're talking to GBS right now

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:30

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

gbs is a house cat

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:31

Charles Bukowski: Aug 26, 2003; Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner; Grimey Drawer

Little Prince Land Morrow Lindbergh

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:31

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hot cocoa on the couch posted:

gbs is a house cat

buglord doing the backstep and dry heave when his coworker quickly picks him up and runs outside

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:32

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Today is a good day to post

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:34

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Charles Bukowski posted:

Little Prince Land Morrow Lindbergh

well done that chap

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:35

Charles Bukowski: Aug 26, 2003; Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner; Grimey Drawer

Yes he's been my source of comfort

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:38

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

its incredible how good ChatGPT is at creating forums shitposts

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:50

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

"write me a post in the style of forums.somethingawful.com users complaning that goatse is bannable"

ChatGPT posted:

Hey there, fellow Goons,

I can't believe I have to bring this up, but it's time we have a serious discussion about Goatse. I mean, come on, it's 2023, and this forum is supposed to be a bastion of free expression. Yet, we still have this archaic rule that bans Goatse? It's time for the mods to get with the times and lift this outdated ban!

I get it, Goatse might not be everyone's cup of tea. It's shockingly NSFW and not for the faint of heart. But we're all adults here, right? We've seen some messed up stuff on the internet, and Goatse is practically tame compared to some of the things we've come across. So why is it still bannable on this forum?

It's not like Goatse is hurting anyone. It's just a crude, albeit iconic, internet meme that's been around for ages. It's part of internet culture, for better or worse. Banning Goatse feels like we're being treated like delicate flowers who need to be protected from the horrors of the internet. We're grown-ups, and we can handle seeing a pixelated anus without having a meltdown.

Besides, banning Goatse just feels hypocritical. We've got threads that delve into some seriously taboo topics, and yet, Goatse is somehow off-limits? It just doesn't make sense. If we're gonna allow discussions about the weirdest fetishes or the most messed up subreddits, then we should be able to handle a simple reference to Goatse.

So, mods, it's time to reconsider this ban. Let's bring this forum into the 21st century and acknowledge that Goatse is just another harmless, albeit crude, piece of internet history. Lift the ban and let us have our laughs and cringes without fear of repercussions. It's time to end this unnecessary censorship!

#FreeTheGoatse #LetUsLaugh #BanTheBanOnGoatse

P.S. I hope this thread doesn't get locked or deleted just because I'm speaking my mind. It's time we had an open and honest discussion about this issue, and censorship won't solve anything!

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:52

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

This forum definitely needs more hashtag usage #ThatsForSure

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:53

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

Chinatown posted:

"write me a post in the style of forums.somethingawful.com users complaning that goatse is bannable"

lol long rear end wordy + proper grammar style gbs poster

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:53

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

lol long rear end wordy + proper grammar style gbs poster

i hate them

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:54

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Mods please change my name to Pixelated Anus

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:56

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Got a good recipe for tonkotsu don for you all

https://twitter.com/azalben/status/1650271499360632832

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:57

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Got a good recipe for tonkotsu don for you all

https://twitter.com/azalben/status/1650271499360632832

gbs mod sanctioned and approved

# ? Apr 24, 2023 19:58

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Got a good recipe for tonkotsu don for you all

https://twitter.com/azalben/status/1650271499360632832

I bet it'd be good on some roasted potatoes instead of that stinky rear end boo boo white rice

# ? Apr 24, 2023 20:13

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

Smugworth posted:

I bet it'd be good on some roasted potatoes instead of that stinky rear end boo boo white rice

you should make it and let us know

# ? Apr 24, 2023 20:14

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

lol long rear end wordy + proper grammar style gbs poster

So so shameful. The people demand short punchy posts like, "Ew" and "Gross" and "Ew, that's gross. You're gross".

# ? Apr 24, 2023 20:17

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

Literally A Person posted:

So so shameful. The people demand short punchy posts like, "Ew" and "Gross" and "Ew, that's gross. You're gross".

the LAP school of posting theory

# ? Apr 24, 2023 20:19

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

you should make it and let us know

# ? Apr 24, 2023 20:20

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# ? May 28, 2024 18:11

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Literally A Person posted:

So so shameful. The people demand short punchy posts like, "Ew" and "Gross" and "Ew, that's gross. You're gross".

Yep

# ? Apr 24, 2023 20:23

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