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gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

stephenthinkpad posted:

They are pushing really hard in both Philippines,

local media is making a huge deal out of the joint military exercises blowing up a target ship off the coast

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Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Comrade Koba posted:

remember when the us in retaliation for the attack drone striked some random innocent guy returning home from work and killed 7 children? fun times.

also the american troops at the scene responding by firing into the crowd

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Megamissen posted:

also the american troops at the scene responding by firing into the crowd

There was that movie about Samuel L. Jackson getting court martialed for firing into a crowd only for the investigation to reveal that there actually was terrorists among the civilians and he was totally exonerated

Disgusting

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1651285298897117187?s=20

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
I bet 10 dollar President Yoon is getting into a political scandal this year. Parlay 5 bux is related to his wife.

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


He’s already been in like 10

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007


Jesus Christ

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/CGMeifangZhang/status/1651305972420182027

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

Grapplejack posted:

Jesus Christ

lol a coworker of mine LOVES Yoon. he genuinely hopes that Yoon can help turn South Korea into a Christian Nation just like the USA

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/PeterCronau/status/1651231885295583232

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

welcome home, ya ya!

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/niubi/status/1651262072800305153

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

R. Mute posted:

welcome home, ya ya!

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


erdogan suddenly "ill" and cancels today's and tomorrow's campaign events ahead of 5/14 election....... some unverified reports he had a heart attack, denied by his admin

https://twitter.com/ReutersWorld/status/1651322989210730496

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

R. Mute posted:

welcome home, ya ya!

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

webcams for christ posted:

lol a coworker of mine LOVES Yoon. he genuinely hopes that Yoon can help turn South Korea into a Christian Nation just like the USA

motherfuckers name is ambrose

NeonPunk
Dec 21, 2020

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

erdogan suddenly "ill" and cancels today's and tomorrow's campaign events ahead of 5/14 election....... some unverified reports he had a heart attack, denied by his admin

https://twitter.com/ReutersWorld/status/1651322989210730496

I'm hearing buzz on Twitter that it's much more serious, like they are giving him his last rites and they're dashing his family in to say their good byes.

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010




This is loving insane. "oh no we are sad that unipolarity is dying and we expect china to act just like the US, invading countries randomly" I guess its whats being said

Are they sad that the US wont have a monopoly on that anymore?

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

How long before it's revealed the other person was a phone prankster?

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
OH YEAH YOU GOOD FLEND!

Why thank you, mister xi!

BABA BOOEY TO YOU!

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
Conspiracy time: Erdogen was poisoned by either the Russians or the Americans to get an edge on the war. We will find by whom when the next election/next coup is settled.

NeonPunk
Dec 21, 2020

No, the real conspiracy is that Erdogan is faking the entire thing. He got a huge boost back when the coup failed so he's trying to fake the whole dying thing to really drive out his supporters to vote for him.

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

https://twitter.com/RajaKorman/status/1651295843629277184

Eminent DNS
May 28, 2007

NeonPunk posted:

No, the real conspiracy is that Erdogan is faking the entire thing. He got a huge boost back when the coup failed so he's trying to fake the whole dying thing to really drive out his supporters to vote for him.

well it's working -- I can't wait to vote for him

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

this is hosed up

Eminent DNS
May 28, 2007


was this the one that was being posted about being mistreated a month or two ago?

GlassEye-Boy
Jul 12, 2001

Eminent DNS posted:

was this the one that was being posted about being mistreated a month or two ago?

yep

Soapy_Bumslap
Jun 19, 2013

We're gonna need a bigger chode
Grimey Drawer
Little Z falls for prank call from uncle roger

thechosenone
Mar 21, 2009
...Why would you abuse a panda even? They seem like they could get you if they got pissed. Either way can't really blame taking the creature back if that's why.

this allusion meant
Apr 9, 2006
it's just social media posts about some pictures where it doesn't look good or whatever. internet randos aren't panda experts but they kicked up a fuss

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

americans causing pointless suffering to living creatures for no actual reason??? what a crazy idea clearly fake news

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
Ya Ya was out being a member of the CCP and has been paying the annual party due. That's why she has been declared persona non grata.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Cao Ni Ma posted:

This is loving insane. "oh no we are sad that unipolarity is dying and we expect china to act just like the US, invading countries randomly" I guess its whats being said

Are they sad that the US wont have a monopoly on that anymore?

that article cited this blog post: https://dongshengnews.org/en/tianxia-all-under-heaven/

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

NeonPunk posted:

I'm hearing buzz on Twitter that it's much more serious, like they are giving him his last rites and they're dashing his family in to say their good byes.

Hearing reports that he accepted the Lord Jesus Christ into his heart at his deathbed. God bless.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

gradenko_2000 posted:

Hearing reports that he accepted the Lord Jesus Christ into his heart at his deathbed. God bless.

:mods:

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

https://www.ft.com/content/44fb5a00-e7b8-48bf-be20-5f72b2d4a048
How to stop a war between America and China

Zedhe Khoja
Nov 10, 2017

sürgünden selamlar
yıkıcılar ulusuna
drat mother earth lettin the whole team hit

Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/jeffmason1/status/1651418886447693824?s=20

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

*muttering* Jesus Christ

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crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
drat this is cool (and terrifying)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5TMHJepLFY

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