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https://twitter.com/markets/status/1651326559603523585?t=fneDKAo_UIlp-8IYbkrROg&s=19 Tyson has had record profits
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Apr 26, 2023 21:55
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Mr Hootington posted:https://twitter.com/markets/status/1651326559603523585?t=fneDKAo_UIlp-8IYbkrROg&s=19 but did they have record growth? no, better tighten that belt
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Apr 26, 2023 21:56
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Harik posted:i have kids and dogs and I'm sympathetic to the dog owners on this one. They've been slowly excluded from everywhere else and kids drop poison entirely by accident because kids are kids. cool, it's not an argument about demolishing the dog park and banning dogs forever impossible to maybe move a fence a lil, or build another fence. problem can't be solved. gently caress them kids
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Apr 26, 2023 21:58
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I'm looking forward to the day that AI actually is truly guiding cybernetic capitalism, and then it tells the elite that they need to chill out and not take absolutely everything so that the working class has an alternative to killing them all. And then they'll turn the AI off because that's totally anathema to their ideology and desires.
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Apr 26, 2023 22:22
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HallelujahLee posted:maybe at least update their perspectives but alot of those that do travel tend to be some of the worst turds this dump has to offer so its a double-edged sword For sure, I hate tourists in general even when I’m a tourist or in my home country.
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Apr 26, 2023 22:23
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look the economy can only heal when the poors are desperate and the fat cats fatter
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Apr 26, 2023 22:24
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skooma512 posted:I'm looking forward to the day that AI actually is truly guiding cybernetic capitalism, and then it tells the elite that they need to chill out and not take absolutely everything so that the working class has an alternative to killing them all. Yeah that’s the day that server costs become VERY important.
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Apr 26, 2023 22:33
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Boeing Says ‘Gnarly’ Defect Is Disrupting Work on Its 737 Jetsquote:Boeing Co. said it will need to repair around 170 already-built 737 Max jets in its storage lots to correct a structural defect that was discovered almost by accident. gently caress up after gently caress after gently caress up at Boeing.
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Apr 26, 2023 22:36
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totally tubular Boeing!!
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Apr 26, 2023 22:38
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Akratic Method posted:Remember '08? They bailed out Bear-Stearns, and then the next time they got all I just finished reading Too Big to Fail, inspired by the SVB problems. I definitely got the vibes of a repeat of "we bailed out this bank but now we really have to make it clear that we won't bail out others, which totally tanks confidence" from there with this. Obviously it's a slightly different scale Father Wendigo posted:When's First Republic going to get to the fireworks factory?? Give them time. That poo poo is in dire straits but unfortunately this stuff rarely happens instantaneously. Got to drag it out for weeks probably
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Apr 26, 2023 22:38
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about bailing someone out, and so we had Lehman Brothers.
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OhFunny posted:Boeing Says ‘Gnarly’ Defect Is Disrupting Work on Its 737 Jets "almost" by accident?
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Apr 26, 2023 22:39
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Mustached Demon posted:I like milk in my coffee sometimes I'm really loving mad right now.
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Apr 26, 2023 22:41
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forkboy84 posted:Give them time. That poo poo is in dire straits but unfortunately this stuff rarely happens instantaneously. Got to drag it out for weeks probably SVB went from "troubled" on March 9/10 to "vaporized" the next week. FRB was showing serious structural issues back in March and it looks like the bill's come due this week.
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Apr 26, 2023 22:42
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fdics gonna try to make them limp to eob friday. svb died on a thursday but frbs customers dont seem to be 100% twitter poisoned like svb
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Apr 26, 2023 22:46
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Mr Hootington posted:https://twitter.com/markets/status/1651326559603523585?t=fneDKAo_UIlp-8IYbkrROg&s=19 Ammanas posted:but did they have record growth? no, better tighten that belt to be honest if I had to grade layoffs at a manufacturer this would be the best kind Tyson isn't laying off it's actual workforce that produces things and needs the jobs because they are barely getting by. This is "Corporate and Senior Leadership" so the legion of Directors and Chief Officers. Each type of Tyson offering has what is essentially a full mini-corporation in it full of worthless executives. Human Resources probably has a half dozen Vice Presidents for different regions. Manufacturers actually targeting the real waste is a pretty funny concept. If it continued eventually you'd see former $500,000/yr Vice Presidents of Operations For Frozen Cooked Chicken driving for Uber because the market on absurdly overpaid people that don't do anything but have decades of C-Suite experience is completely saturated unfortunately any savings from these layoffs will just be stolen by the remaining executives so it's not like workers would see a benefit from this. They'll probably be laid off too.
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Apr 26, 2023 22:52
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OhFunny posted:Boeing Says ‘Gnarly’ Defect Is Disrupting Work on Its 737 Jets supplier (sprit) hosed up, it was caught by someone from Boeing quality who observed the work being performed incorrectly
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Apr 26, 2023 22:54
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SKULL.GIF posted:I think it's because they think other banks are on the brink of blowing up too and they're worried the banks will just let it happen because the government will bail them out. So they make an example of FRB and make it clear that other banks will not be rescued, so get their finances in order pronto. I worked for a lovely regional bank and I can't wait for their number to be up
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Apr 26, 2023 23:02
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Rectal Death Adept posted:
And they’d absolutely be driving for Uber because none of these bloated middle management types have any idea what to do with their money and blow it all on Teslas and lifestyle coolers. This is my favorite scene from Margin call except none of those guys are as smart as bettany. Or as cool. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW1CrQu_H6E
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Apr 26, 2023 23:03
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OhFunny posted:Boeing Says ‘Gnarly’ Defect Is Disrupting Work on Its 737 Jets I mean the company is named after the noise the planes make when they crash
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Apr 26, 2023 23:08
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Koirhor posted:I mean the company is named after the noise the planes make when they crash 
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Apr 26, 2023 23:11
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https://twitter.com/PicturesFoIder/status/1651070107190190081
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Apr 26, 2023 23:12
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put another happy behind the happy guy labelled billionaire
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Apr 26, 2023 23:24
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https://taskandpurpose.com/news/navy-crowdsourcing-mission-littoral-combat-ship/quote:“We weren’t sure LCS was executing the missions it was designed for. And so we … went out to the number fleet commanders and said, ‘Alright, what do you want it to do? https://taskandpurpose.com/tech-tactics/navy-littoral-combat-ship-foreign-military-sales/ quote:The Navy plans on selling off six of its much-maligned littoral combat ships to U.S. allies through the Defense Department’s Foreign Military Sales program after just a few years at sea, according to the service’s recently-released shipbuilding plan. We're just going to sell off the Little Crappy Ships to our allies for couch change. Another resounding success for the military industrial complex. The ships suck and should have never been built, but we got them under a plan that says they were supposed to cost $400 million each. "In the fiscal year 2011, the unit cost was $1.8 billion and the program cost $3.7 billion." Whoops.
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Apr 26, 2023 23:54
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healthcare pls no? ok well more infinite proxy war doodads is cool too, thanx for considering it at least
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Apr 26, 2023 23:56
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Reminds me of when the Navy decided to make a new fire support platform, built a new destroyer around new guns, and then the guns can only fire rounds that cost $1,000,000 each so they're taking the guns off to replace them with missiles which are cheaper than gun rounds. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advanced_Gun_System quote:AGS can only use ammunition designed specifically for the system. Only one ammunition type was designed, and the navy halted its procurement in November 2016 due to cost ($800,000 to $1,000,000 per round), so the AGS has no ammunition and cannot be used. Oh. We didn't buy any ammo so we just can't shoot those guns at all.
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Apr 26, 2023 23:57
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Twerk from Home posted:Reminds me of when the Navy decided to make a new fire support platform, built a new destroyer around new guns, and then the guns can only fire rounds that cost $1,000,000 each so they're taking the guns off to replace them with missiles which are cheaper than gun rounds. These fucks are making mistakes that week-old Eve Online players don't make.
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Apr 27, 2023 00:04
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Rectal Death Adept posted:unfortunately any savings from these layoffs will just be stolen by the remaining executives so it's not like workers would see a benefit from this. They'll probably be laid off too. Weren't there like 2 plant closures just a month ago?
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Apr 27, 2023 00:09
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Twerk from Home posted:Reminds me of when the Navy decided to make a new fire support platform, built a new destroyer around new guns, and then the guns can only fire rounds that cost $1,000,000 each so they're taking the guns off to replace them with missiles which are cheaper than gun rounds. Eh, the ships are Zumwalts - they'd likely roll over in the process of firing the AGS anyway! 
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Apr 27, 2023 00:14
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Morbus posted:Weren't there like 2 plant closures just a month ago? yeah apparently 1,700 workers laid off when two plants closed last month apparently that wasn't enough so the executives are picking off the weaker smaller executives now
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Apr 27, 2023 00:20
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SKULL.GIF posted:Are they gonna make an example of First Republic? Yes they are Lord Pitt
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Apr 27, 2023 00:38
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sullat posted:Yes they are Lord Pitt Elder or younger
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Apr 27, 2023 00:40
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Elder or younger LORD PALMERSTON
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Apr 27, 2023 00:41
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I mean, if there are larger structural issues and/or contagion risks then the only example they're setting is "here's what your future looks like."
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Apr 27, 2023 00:41
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Ammanas posted:put another happy behind the happy guy labelled billionaire have him jump out the emergency exit saying "wildcard, bitches!"
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Apr 27, 2023 01:00
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FizFashizzle posted:And they’d absolutely be driving for Uber because none of these bloated middle management types have any idea what to do with their money and blow it all on Teslas and lifestyle coolers. just rewatched that movie and it's fantastic except that it makes the finance bros be slightly human which is probably too generous
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Apr 27, 2023 01:27
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gradenko_2000 posted:Shithole country
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Apr 27, 2023 01:30
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Whale economy but with chicken trendies
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Apr 27, 2023 01:38
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Twerk from Home posted:https://taskandpurpose.com/news/navy-crowdsourcing-mission-littoral-combat-ship/ Man the Navy's been trying to build stupid micro battleships to cruise the coastlines since the 1800s, but keep finding out that the equivalent of a frigate does the job better than dozens of these floating garbage piles. They keep scrapping the program but I guess new technology promises that this time this time we can totally park a giant gun on a tiny boat. It'll work this time, you guys! It'll make our coastlines impenetrable. We'll have complete control of our enemy's coastlines. Our allies will beg us to patrol their coastlines. <Off-mic>What do you mean it won't float in the rain? And it can't shoot? Well what can it do? Really? Oyvvvv... Hey, Hey! So umm, we have this new airplane. Shut up... I KNOW it doesn't fly in the rain, SHUT UHHHHP! It'll knock little Emmbeeass right on his rear end. Heh, heh. anonumos has issued a correction as of 03:00 on Apr 27, 2023 |
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Apr 27, 2023 02:55
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I like how America's adversaries are all about submarines... but we still don't have a replacement for the Perry-class for ASW and IIRC the Navy's plan is just rely on (land-based) P-8s for anti-submarine ops.
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Lmao that the US Navy keeps trying to make the USS Monitor over and over
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