Pope Corky the IX posted:

I was sent to the principal’s office in fifth grade because I slapped a kid while playing chess after he wouldn’t stop doing stupid poo poo with his bishop.

Brawnfire posted:

SMACK MY BISHOP

Doctor Bud posted:

Believe it or not, some people do drive fairly well when high. I do just fine, but if I had music loud enough to vibrate my mirror to the point that my mirror is vibrating and becoming fairly unusable to safely judge distance, position, and speed of oncoming cars, then I am going to have to think I'd be a loving idiot to drive sober too then, no?

You're elitism and bluntly insulting demeanor are really off-putting to most people, and you should probably change that before you get your rear end banned. I don't particularly care myself, but if you're going to contribute absolutely nothing to a thread, then don't post. No one cares to read it. Didn't your mother ever teach you any manners?

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

EorayMel posted:

No, seriously, congratulations on being a loving idiot, you typically irresponsible pothead.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

"I drive just fine while high/drunk" is literally literally the same as "My parents beat the poo poo out of me and I turned out fine!"

Grassy Knowles posted:

You're elitism and bluntly insulting demeanor are really off-putting to most people, and you should probably change that before you get your rear end banned. I don't particularly care myself, but if you're going to contribute absolutely nothing to a thread, then don't post. No one cares to read it. Didn't your mother ever teach you any manners?

Paladinus posted:

She did and he turned out just fine.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

To quote dril, drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,

Tree Bucket posted:

I appreciate your attention to the canon punctuation

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Don't appreciate me

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Don't worry, I don't.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

You're kind enough to let me live rent-free in your brain, that's a kind of appreciation.

Captain Hygiene posted:

That reminds me, you've become delinquent enough in my brain rent that I will be forced to seek legal action if you do not submit your payment immediately

EorayMel posted:

I remember finding a post in the gas chamber from 2002 something like "pussy pussy on my face black liquid running down my face I worship pussy until the moon rolls out" but I will likely never find the actual quote again.

But I did find this:

3D Megadoodoo posted:

"I drive just fine while high/drunk" is literally literally the same as "My parents beat the poo poo out of me and I turned out fine!"

World Famous W posted:

deers kept eating the weed i grew in the woods as a teen

InediblePenguin posted:

Urine was also used in the production of all woolen fabrics: the ammonia was used to strip and clean the natural oils from the wool and tighten up the weave, ina process called fulling

Brawnfire posted:

Everything I've read that mentions fulling suggests fulling sucked major loving rear end, between the lifting of huge skeins, monotonous hammering and agitating, skin-peeling chemicals, being constantly wet, getting paid like dirt, etc.

I figure I'd probably be a fuller

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Regular joes were only paid half a dollar per day for fulling, but anyone who'd been ordained got paid a full dollar

It was still hard work, but it was much better to be a buck minister fuller

killerwhat posted:

My niece is called Bella. Her parents are perfectly aware it's a dog's name but liked it anyway

Pirate Radar posted:

I don’t even think of Bella as specifically a dog’s name, but it’s a fine name for dogs of course, especially for a chow.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

"I drive just fine while high/drunk" is literally literally the same as "My parents beat the poo poo out of me and I turned out fine!"

Pope Corky the IX posted:

My ex-wife once tried to give me a blowjob while drunk and ended up puking on my dick. It was dark so I didn't immediately realize what had happened so she slurred that everything was fine while picking chunks of curry chicken out of my pubic hair.

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Owl at Home posted:

Prince Valiant in the Days of King Arthur (April 10-24, 1937)

Ditocoaf posted:

I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, but these four panels in order are ALMOST EXACTLY, only the third one is wrong, and it's just, I

Benagain posted:

my god, it's like learning about the ancient batteries and steam engines! The pieces were all there we just didn't have the full picture yet!

Captain Hygiene posted:

captainOrbital posted:

Scratch Monkey posted:

Who are you?!

captainOrbital posted:

I'm Batgran.

SpacePig posted:

The Dark Knit

kazil posted:

Wanna know how I got these scarves?

Captain Hygiene posted:

You know it's bad when the porn music kicks in and it's banjos

duz posted:

On the Terminator 2 commentary James Cameron is upset that you can see Robert Patrick's dick because he has a bill from a company for "Dick Removal" yet it's still clearly there.

Gripweed posted:

Everything Dune did was done better by Warhammer 40,000

KirbyKhan posted:

Killer robot posted:

Shortly before Rickrolling took off the radio was on at work and a young coworker was sure Rick Astley was black.

canyoneer posted:

your coworker must be hanging out in the wrong online communities if he thought ginger was a typo

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I'm having a problem getting a steam game to work so I'm hoping that by complaining in here then maybe it'll start working.

There's a company that puts out real plain-looking CYOA text-only games, Choice Of Games. I'm annoyed because I reinstalled one of their games that I hadn't finished playing but not only has my save data disappeared, the game claims I'm playing a free shareware version. It says if I want to upgrade to the full game, I need to pay for it, and if I did pay then I can click their button to update to the paid version. I bought this through steam. The links to try and buy it or links to update it don't actually work and the game just spits out an error and takes me back to the maijj00j0jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj;;;;;;;;;;;;;mmnpnn88onjjjjjjj9n;kl;l,.m.;lo;ll0-['[-['[[[;/;/;/ ;k; k; i j '[



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hatty posted:

I emailed a moderator once but they told me that FAK's fiancé was still actively posting and posted that they were fine in a thread somewhere

Shinjobi posted:

he's freakazoid now

Hooplah posted:

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Probably shouldn't admit this when I'm having a drink but I changed the "post your personally held unpopular opinion" thread title to "mediocre opinion" mostly because of Gripweed and silence _kit 's posts in that thread and everyone in there seemed to have taken the name change in stride with no complaints

Captain Invictus posted:

(First quote is the last known post by FirstAidKite)