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I've spent years infiltrating Activision and sleeping with unethical game journalists and it's finally paid off. They put me in charge of picking the missions scenarios. What real or fictional events should be in COD to foster an undying hated of US imperialism in the youth?
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# ? Apr 28, 2023 23:00 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 17:27 |
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just make the last level waiting in line at the vfa and then your solider gives up goes home and commits suicide by cop
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# ? Apr 28, 2023 23:56 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTkgi7scKo
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# ? Apr 29, 2023 00:08 |
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definitely need a sequence where the badass special forces player character kicks bales of cocaine out of a plane flying low over some woods in arkansas
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# ? Apr 29, 2023 00:18 |
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Koishi Komeiji posted:just make the last level waiting in line at the vfa and then your solider gives up goes home and commits suicide by cop there's a game that basically has this ending
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# ? Apr 29, 2023 00:26 |
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Koishi Komeiji posted:just make the last level waiting in line at the vfa and then your solider gives up goes home and commits suicide by cop Gives up and goes home and finds out their kid shoot themselves with an unsecured gun then commits suicide
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# ? Apr 29, 2023 02:00 |
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War and Pieces posted:I've spent years infiltrating Activision and sleeping with unethical game journalists and it's finally paid off. They put me in charge of picking the missions scenarios. who cares cs 2 is coming out soon.
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# ? Apr 29, 2023 02:02 |
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but if not that do a mission where you infiltrate gitmo and prevent Ron desantis from torturing some folks
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# ? Apr 29, 2023 02:02 |
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or remake the dorner game with ray tracing in a photo realistic Los angeles
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# ? Apr 29, 2023 02:03 |
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You could make a game about doing the Jakarta method and Americans would think the protagonist was the hero.
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# ? May 1, 2023 10:04 |
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Weka posted:You could make a game about doing the Jakarta method and Americans would think the protagonist was the hero. the protagonist is generally regarded as the hero in stories
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# ? May 1, 2023 10:15 |
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do one where youre a stewardess on air america but half the seats are filled with bales of heroin going into south vietnam
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# ? May 1, 2023 10:15 |
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mawarannahr posted:the protagonist is generally regarded as the hero in stories If they dubbed Downfall with American accents he would be.
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# ? May 1, 2023 10:58 |
Mission to shoot down Dag Hammarskjöld over rhodesia and then a boss fight against a giant superpowered patrice lumumba
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# ? May 1, 2023 15:09 |
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I think Che missions would be fun especially if they use their creative licence to make him less homophobic
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# ? May 1, 2023 16:37 |
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people love a winner op
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# ? May 1, 2023 19:01 |
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There should be a mission where you have to rescue Donald Rumsfeld from the Hague before he can be executed for war crimes
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# ? May 1, 2023 21:24 |
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Genuinely surprised they don't already have you blastic Gaddafi's daughter to bits
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# ? May 2, 2023 00:08 |
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the 'No Russian" mission except on the 32nd floor of the Mandalay Bay.
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# ? May 2, 2023 05:11 |
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Shooting Ukrainian Maidan protestors.
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# ? May 2, 2023 06:09 |
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The Atomic Man-Boy posted:the 'No Russian" mission except on the 32nd floor of the Mandalay Bay. You play as the Saudi Prince in that one
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# ? May 2, 2023 06:28 |
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The Atomic Man-Boy posted:the 'No Russian" mission except on the 32nd floor of the Mandalay Bay.
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# ? May 2, 2023 11:13 |
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the No Russian mission but now they can remove the disclaimer
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# ? May 2, 2023 11:58 |
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The Pat Tillman mission but in a cool meta twist to show that you guys are investing in writing you play it from both sides and we finally get the truth about his defection to Al Qaeda
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# ? May 2, 2023 12:08 |
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Bowe Berghdal simulator about getting lost in the desert before the Taliban picks you up
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# ? May 2, 2023 12:10 |
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Stolen Valor simulator where you wander Walmart parking lots and play through visions of Cotton Hill's stories
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# ? May 2, 2023 12:14 |
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OSINT battlespace where something poignant from the War section of BrainyQuote fades in every time you get a sixer
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# ? May 2, 2023 14:05 |
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that marine guarding the afghan mcdonalds heroically defending the obese guy on the bench from waves of insurgents as the blackhawk rushes to evac
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# ? May 2, 2023 17:06 |
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Buck Wildman posted:that marine guarding the afghan mcdonalds heroically defending the obese guy on the bench from waves of insurgents as the blackhawk rushes to evac That vet who made it his mission to track down and evac every stray dog in Kabul
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# ? May 4, 2023 03:54 |
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They should design all the levels here but not let anyone play. Instead you have to watch some Ukrainian twitch streamer play your game.
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# ? May 4, 2023 04:19 |
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Woke Mind Virus posted:They should design all the levels here but not let anyone play. Instead you have to watch some Ukrainian twitch streamer play your game. every time they loose $5 billion gets deducted from your GDP
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# ? May 4, 2023 04:20 |
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A mission where you have to turn military aid into investment property.
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# ? May 4, 2023 05:10 |
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You're a deep cover CIA operative, you have to rig an election "for democracy to win". You start at the top level of a highrise and have to work your way down to the lower levels, make some small talk on the way, maybe have a cup of joe, make your way to the staticians office and pick the correct set of numbers, you pick the "one in a billion" because by god you do what you have to "for democracy", then you have to make your way to another level to hand over the sheet to a programmer to plug into a voting machine. The programmer has questions but you tell him sternly "it's her turn, for democracy".
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# ? May 4, 2023 05:24 |
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Koishi Komeiji posted:just make the last level waiting in line at the vfa and then your solider gives up goes home and commits suicide by cop did they reasonably think that they would get the welcome home casey package?
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# ? May 4, 2023 05:45 |
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1st level is you loading a tank onto a trailer to ship to Ukraine, last level is having a nuclear bomb tipped missile explode your family as you watch on your ring app, then slowly die from radiation poisoning.
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# ? May 4, 2023 07:14 |
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Cookie clicker style level where you just play as a recruiter in 2003 and you sign up some high school kid with every clock
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# ? May 4, 2023 13:08 |
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Splinter cell style level where you play as some contractor and need to sneak classified documents out by moving slowly and learning the guards patterns but after you do you give them to the Intercept and they get you arrested
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# ? May 4, 2023 13:11 |
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teaching an orphaned ukrainian child, you personally rescued from ork captivity and adopted, how to construct bomb drones from everyday household materials and electronics, including minute instructions of microelectronics construction, what sites to download the OS and plugin files from, how to create a radio transciever and mix up the nitrates, etc
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# ? May 4, 2023 13:44 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 17:27 |
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Woke Mind Virus posted:Cookie clicker style level where you just play as a recruiter in 2003 and you sign up some high school kid with every clock do it like Phoenix Wright or a dating sim
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# ? May 4, 2023 16:33 |