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I want to control the sperm robot.
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Me behind the controls of the sperm, about to impart the miracle of life: https://youtu.be/yZGJ0s70xRk
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By popular demand posted:And without any of the cheerful wisecracks as they feed on the working class either!
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> you should all feel cheated.
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Apr 28, 2023 03:29
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China is going to be surprised when they open that package.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:The team behind the Spanish startup built a sperm-injecting robot controlled via a PlayStation controller (seriously) and successfully used it to fertilise human eggs, resulting in the birth of two healthy babies.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:First babies born from being conceived by a robot
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Blue Footed Booby posted:First babies born from being conceived by a robot quote:Overture's engineers still had to manually load sperm cells onto the injector needles 
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Apr 28, 2023 12:02
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Just thumbing them in like they’re loading a magazine. It would be faster if they used stripper clips.
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“Buy AI on Ali Baba, Best Prices Now”
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Platystemon posted:Just thumbing them in like they’re loading a magazine. Most sperm banks I know of use stripper magazines
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Apr 28, 2023 13:50
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From now on, I’m referring to tampons as “moon clips”.
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Knormal posted:You think they made ejaculating a QTE? They ejaculated into the QTE.
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Platystemon posted:Just thumbing them in like they’re loading a magazine.
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Apr 28, 2023 14:53
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Platystemon posted:From now on, I’m referring to tampons as “moon clips”. Come on son, 'poon clips' was right there.
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Apr 29, 2023 23:02
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The Sword of Mercy. What a phrase.
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English is apparently just a LARP that got really out of hand
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Stole my Elden Ring build
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Can you guys just anoint the stone as king? I'm pretty sure it'll be an improvement.
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Is this what Mel Gibson fought and died for?
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If I am ever elevated to monarch, I will borrow a kicking rad stone from the natural history museum.
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Sure, but which part? Tchaikovsky's 5th symphony is nearly an hour long, which part?? Also "L.A. Phil" just sounds like some guy's stage name until realizing it's short for "philiharmonic" stringless has a new favorite as of 07:14 on May 1, 2023 |
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Cartoon Man posted:Is this what Mel Gibson fought and died for? Oh, it's a giant pumice stone. You use it for exfoliating your feet. FFT posted:Sure, but which part? Tchaikovsky's 5th symphony is nearly an hour long, which part?? "I can't believe I came the whole thing"
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Tell me what is the charge?! Undermining an nationalist movement? A succulent, Irish nationalist movement?!
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Samovar posted:Tell me what is the charge?! Undermining an nationalist movement? A succulent, Irish nationalist movement?! lmao thought it was that guy as well
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FFT posted:Sure, but which part? Tchaikovsky's 5th symphony is nearly an hour long, which part?? Judge for yourself because of course TMZ has the footage: https://www.tmz.com/2023/05/01/woman-orgasm-la-philharmonic-show-tchaikovsky/
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