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Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Borscht posted:

I've been parking in the parents with children spaces recently. I've never felt more free.

Oh, so you're the one, you piece of loving poo poo

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Tenkaris posted:

yeah the second round of waffling is spoken, so the meme format has no audio and just uses the two faces

but she definitely goes from no back to well..? and then laughs at her silly rear end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9Ac0w5PccU

Lol, that's Ernest level face work. gently caress some bank job, chick owns.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Ranter posted:

Long speculated by people that have watched his movies. Sounds like some bs.
You know how some things just take like, time to learn? Not because they're that hard, but you just have to commit and really build up the literacy and vocabulary to learn something? Usually at the exclusion of learning other things? This is one of those things. It's impossible to explain without just giving the long-form course, you're clearly uninterested in that, and your actions speak to wanting to "put someone in their place." That's why people don't usually bother with you.

Regarde Aduck posted:

not stupid i just wonder what made you so afraid of the surreal

did you have a run in with some seelie fae?
It's how I feel when watching like, Shrek, and seeing people genuinely love the poo poo out of it. It's not anger that they like something I don't, but the sudden awareness of how small and possibly disconnected I may actually be from people around me. It doesn't make the criticisms invalid, but it's clearly a motivating dimension. Breaking with one's preconception of what a human or culture "ought" to be is offensive and uncomfortable, always.

Meme tax:









Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Borscht posted:

I've been parking in the parents with children spaces recently. I've never felt more free.

I know a (not pregnant) woman who parks in the expectant mothers' spots all the time. When someone comes up to her and says "you don't look pregnant" she simply makes her lip quiver for a few seconds and then starts bawling. Apparently it never fails

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Irradiation posted:

It's pretty much beat for beat this SNL skit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfDIAZCwHQE

SNL shorts have like a way higher hit rate.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Hooplah posted:

huh. i always just assumed that was a picture of matt yglesias

Matt yglesias has never made a good point

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

Goddamnit the same joke about 588-4300 Empire! was my first publication, and better executed.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Remulak posted:

Goddamnit the same joke about 588-4300 Empire! was my first publication, and better executed.

555-Use-Your-Phone-Book, Vampiiiiire...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gONtHIYimyo

csammis
Aug 26, 2003

Mental Institution

Remulak posted:

Goddamnit the same joke about 588-4300 Empire! was my first publication, and better executed.

588-2300, you rube, you pleb

sick of Applebees
Nov 7, 2008

Remulak posted:

Goddamnit the same joke about 588-4300 Empire! was my first publication, and better executed.

5 is 1+4 so 588 is the same as 1488.

Pretty sus imo

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


No milkman, 0/10.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

No lovely horse either.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


3D Megadoodoo posted:

No milkman, 0/10.

Or Father Ted actaully saying feck and shite

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

sick of Applebees posted:

5 is 1+4 so 588 is the same as 1488.

Pretty sus imo

You missed the second part. For 300 means for cargo 300 which is injured casualties so it's saying:
Nazis should be injured and rendered combat ineffective by the empire. Tbd on which empire. prob america.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Humphreys posted:

Or Father Ted actaully saying feck and shite

Feck!
Arse!
Balenciagirls!

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


You sound extremely tedious

Peanut Butter
Nov 7, 2011

Wee mannie

Sagebrush posted:

You sound extremely tedious

:goonsay:

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Sagebrush posted:

You sound extremely tedious

Well yeah, he smokes weed

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Tenebrais posted:

Well yeah, he smokes weed

Not everyone who smokes weed sounds tedious. Some of them are dumb.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Not everyone who smokes weed sounds tedious. Some of them are dumb.

Buddy, I don’t even have to smoke weed to be dumb

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Sagebrush posted:

You sound extremely tedious

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


he is also bi

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Bi what?

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Bi-ing weed

Snotty By Nature
Sep 11, 2007

Heath posted:

Bi-ing weed

:coolfish:

Necrobama
Aug 4, 2006

by the sex ghost

been saying this

Necrobama
Aug 4, 2006

by the sex ghost

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Sagebrush posted:

I know a (not pregnant) woman who parks in the expectant mothers' spots all the time. When someone comes up to her and says "you don't look pregnant" she simply makes her lip quiver for a few seconds and then starts bawling. Apparently it never fails

Powerful poster

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




axolotl farmer posted:

he is also bi

Tricky Ed
Aug 18, 2010

It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.



Jeremy Blake / Red Means Recording is a pro follow. Got known for making synth music on the OP-1 and now is really, really into modular. He has a separate channel for ambient stuff.

Wanna learn how to make an industrial track on a modified kids keyboard? Sure ya do!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sf8JCT-Pe4

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
Yes, a college education is largely a class signifier.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
The followup is obviously

Lady.

........



What I'm saying is. I'm way ahead of you. Can't remember.

A

God

drat

Thing.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Tricky Ed posted:

Jeremy Blake / Red Means Recording is a pro follow. Got known for making synth music on the OP-1 and now is really, really into modular. He has a separate channel for ambient stuff.

Wanna learn how to make an industrial track on a modified kids keyboard? Sure ya do!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sf8JCT-Pe4

I used to baby sit this kid who had that cat keyboard and the first thing I would do every time was grab it when he wasn't looking and hide it.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Dance McPants
Mar 11, 2006


I'm sorry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzTkGyxkYI

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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Relyssa posted:

Not a thing in the US, for the most part. I know the UK at least has you put in a coin to get the cart out so returning it has a material aspect to it, but that's not the case everywhere.

Aldi is doing it in the US and I honestly think it's a good idea.

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Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Dance McPants posted:

I'm sorry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzTkGyxkYI



Ah gently caress, Harrison ford? Really? Goddamnit.

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