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Orvin
Sep 9, 2006




euphronius posted:

yeah. yet every media story is about layoffs

How else can they frame their story that the Fed needs to back off the rate hikes? If they show how things are really going, then the free money will never come back.

Also those lowly peons might get uppity and think they can demand more money for their labor. The media needs to make sure the word layoff is always at the front of their mind. Can’t risk losing your current menial underpaid job if they think there are no other jobs out there.

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Justin Tyme posted:

Weird how a bunch of old dudes play around with numbers all day and now suddenly I can't retire and have to do some bullshit called "being drafted" to "fight in taiwan"

Please get married and have children before you do

Skinnymansbeerbelly
Apr 1, 2010

NeonPunk posted:

So asking for a friend, but when would be the best time to just go and max out all of your credit line before it all collapse? Would be nice to get stuffs before I have to pay for any of it

FlapYoJacks posted:

I was denied a credit line increase just last week by Discover. I have no CC debt and a 830 credit score. Their reasoning? My debt to income ratio is too low. I need more debt apparently. Credit is a scam, just like everything else financially related in this country.

Goons gotta learn the art of the slow motion bustout

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


larry!!!!

https://twitter.com/nkulw/status/1653747211103096834

quote:

Jeffrey Epstein Documents, Part 2: Dinners With Lawrence Summers and Movie Screenings With Woody Allen
Schedules and emails show deeper relationships between the disgraced financier and a range of prominent people, including the former Treasury secretary and the filmmaker

Lawrence Summers wanted $1 million to fund an online poetry project his wife was developing. The former Treasury secretary and onetime Harvard University president turned to Jeffrey Epstein.

“I need small scale philanthropy advice. My life will be better if i raise $1m for Lisa,” Mr. Summers said in an email to Epstein in April 2014, referring to his wife, Elisa New, a Harvard professor. “Mostly it will go to make it a pbs series and for teacher training. Ideas?”

Epstein replied that they could meet in Cambridge, Mass. Mr. Summers invited him to dinner, according to a trove of documents reviewed by The Wall Street Journal. Two days later they made plans to meet at The Fireplace, a cozy restaurant in nearby Brookline, one of several meetings the two men scheduled that year.

In 2016, a nonprofit linked to Epstein donated $110,000 to Ms. New’s nonprofit, which develops video content about poetry, according to tax records.

The documents reviewed by the Journal, which include thousands of pages of emails and schedules from 2013 to 2017, provide new details about the nature and frequency of Epstein’s contacts with an array of powerful people long after he was a registered sex offender. He had pleaded guilty in 2008 to soliciting and procuring a minor for prostitution.

Mr. Summers “deeply regrets being in contact with Epstein after his conviction,” and Ms. New’s nonprofit “regrets accepting funding from Epstein,” said a spokeswoman for the couple. Ms. New’s nonprofit later made a contribution “exceeding the amount received, to a group working against sex trafficking,” the spokeswoman said.

...

Among the new details:

– Mr. Summers continued to meet with Epstein and seek his help years after Harvard decided it would no longer accept his donations.
– Reid Hoffman, a billionaire venture capitalist and LinkedIn co-founder, visited Epstein’s private island in the Caribbean and was scheduled to stay over at his Manhattan townhouse in 2014.
– Woody Allen, the Oscar-winning movie director, attended dozens of dinners with his wife, Soon-Yi Previn, at Epstein’s mansion and invited Epstein to film screenings.
– Ehud Barak, the former Israeli prime minister, visited Epstein dozens of times and accepted flights on Epstein’s private jet while visiting his mansions in Florida and New York.
– Leon Black, the billionaire co-founder of private-equity giant Apollo Global Management, scheduled more than 100 meetings with Epstein from 2013 to 2017.

...

Lawrence Summers

Epstein donated millions of dollars to Harvard during Mr. Summers’s tenure as the university’s president from 2001 to 2006. Harvard has said it decided to reject donations from Epstein after his 2008 guilty plea in Florida.

Mr. Summers, who remains a Harvard professor, had more than a dozen meetings scheduled with Epstein from 2013 through 2016, including several dinners, the documents show.

Mr. Summers didn’t solicit donations for Harvard from Epstein after his conviction and didn’t personally receive money from him, his spokeswoman said. “Their interactions primarily focused on global economic issues,” she said.

But he did solicit donations for Ms. New, his wife. In 2014, Ms. New, a professor of English, was hoping to expand to the general public her Harvard coursework about poetry. She established the nonprofit that received the Epstein donation and later created a public-television series, the spokeswoman said.

Mr. Marsh said Epstein asked him multiple times if the Templeton Foundation could donate to Ms. New’s poetry project. Templeton didn’t donate to the project, he said.

Harvard declined to comment beyond its 2020 report on its ties with Epstein, which found he donated $9.1 million before 2008 and had visited the campus dozens of times after his conviction.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Woody Allen lol

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

https://twitter.com/BusinessInsider/status/1653742191460622339?s=20

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002


Wall Street executives played a key role for Biden during his 2020 victory over Trump. They spent over $74 million in support of his candidacy.

Some of the party’s wealthiest donors, including media mogul Haim Saban, tech executive Reid Hoffman and Wall Street titan Donald Sussman, all moved immediately to get into Biden’s corner in his reelection bid.

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/05/02/joe-biden-to-attend-2024-campaign-fundraiser-hosted-by-tony-james.html

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

Thorn Wishes Talon posted:

So... you want another pandemic? Or do you somehow believe that Trump would have still given you those things had the pandemic not happened?

Lol why would we need another pandemic, the last one never ended, just the benefits.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


PerniciousKnid posted:

Lol why would we need another pandemic, the last one never ended, just the benefits.

All it took was six weeks of "nobody wants to work anymore" astroturfed stories and our elected officials told us to go gently caress ourselves and die lol

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Zodium posted:

w .. why would you think torture would be helpful in figuring out how human intelligence works

quote:

What do I care for your suffering? Pain, even agony, is no more than information before the senses, data fed to the computer of the mind. The lesson is simple: you have received the information, now act on it. Take control of the input and you shall become master of the output.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

All it took was six weeks of "nobody wants to work anymore" astroturfed stories and our elected officials told us to go gently caress ourselves and die lol

six weeks? the stories never ended.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Red Baron posted:

six weeks? the stories never ended.

This stuff was running in every media market, but around here the way it worked was the CBS affiliate interviewed multiple small business tyrants who cried about how they couldn't keep going because they couldn't hire anyone, because "no one wants to work anymore." That segued into stories about "free government money" and how business owners "couldn't compete with socialist policies." Within a few weeks of running that, the pandemic Berniebucks were gone.

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
when the faucets run dry in Phoenix we’ll still be reopening from pandemic lockdowns

Xpforr
Sep 7, 2022

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

All it took was six weeks of "nobody wants to work anymore" astroturfed stories and our elected officials told us to go gently caress ourselves and die lol

I keep a “mandatory go back to work” letter in my wallet, in case some cop tries to stop me for speeding. Jokes on him, im Essential :grin:

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Right now would be a good time for a new super variant of Covid to hit

Zapf Dingbat
Jan 9, 2001


I remember the violent feeling I felt when my wife's boss's failson wrote a letter for her at the beginning of the pandemic saying that she's an essential worker and she should come into work, and definitely not work remotely.

She's a graphic designer.

btw she still wears a mask there every day because her workplace regularly has outbreaks of COVID.

Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1653750037065658368?t=mtvfnz__1aTKdxthf_sJ0Q&s=09

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
The layoffs are coming.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Raccooon posted:

Right now would be a good time for a new super variant of Covid to hit

https://twitter.com/SolidEvidence/s...ingawful.com%2F

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

a.lo posted:

Please get married and have children before you do

Every baby bottle that is made, every wedding planned, every child's toy played with signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who landlord and are not paid, those who are financialize and are not bonused.

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

sullat posted:


What do I care for your suffering? Pain, even agony, is no more than information before the senses, data fed to the computer of the mind. The lesson is simple: you have received the information, now act on it. Take control of the input and you shall become master of the output.


please don’t quote reddit posts

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

jesus CHRIST

NeonPunk
Dec 21, 2020


We've talked about this over in the Covid thread. It's probably not likely to become a super new variant that will spread everywhere. What's more likely is that this particular one is evolving to perfectly constantly infect that one guy and his immune system. Basically his own bespoken variant engineered to bypass his immune system completely

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


they weren't paid. no laws broken.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

Nonsense posted:

they weren't paid. no laws broken.

*freemen-on-the-land-ishly* they’re not working they’re engaging in individual economic activities.

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

Raccooon posted:

Right now would be a good time for a new super variant of Covid to hit

How would you define a super variant?

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Nonsense posted:

they weren't paid. no laws broken.
Apparently not



Edit - Honestly, I suspected someone was getting cash off the books, not "bring your kids to get the work done"

Knight has issued a correction as of 15:20 on May 3, 2023

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
i can't stop imagining the impatient drive-thru customer honking his f-150 horn to wake up the sleeping 10 y/o operating the window

Doomtalker
Dec 10, 2019

NeonPunk posted:

We've talked about this over in the Covid thread. It's probably not likely to become a super new variant that will spread everywhere. What's more likely is that this particular one is evolving to perfectly constantly infect that one guy and his immune system. Basically his own bespoken variant engineered to bypass his immune system completely

So what happens at that point? Does every cell become a virion instantly and the dude melts like a parasite eve character or what

NeonPunk
Dec 21, 2020

Doomtalker posted:

So what happens at that point? Does every cell become a virion instantly and the dude melts like a parasite eve character or what

Nah, it's not that quick. It's more like having a cancer, your organs and body will slowly lose cells over time, your body will deteriorate slowly. There won't be any signs until it's too late for any treatment. It could take years

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Why the gently caress do they keep doing this while bleating that they need to raise rates and crush inflation. It's counterproductive you loving morons!

https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1653748155119280128

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

some time next year ??? it’s may.

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

PerniciousKnid posted:

How would you define a super variant?

At this point for people to even take notice it would probably have to have a higher mortality rate. People seem pretty fine with the amount of deaths the current ones do now.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

SKULL.GIF posted:

Why the gently caress do they keep doing this while bleating that they need to raise rates and crush inflation. It's counterproductive you loving morons!

https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1653748155119280128

Lol

captainbananas
Sep 11, 2002

Ahoy, Captain!

euphronius posted:

some time next year ??? it’s may.

election ain't until november '24...

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Raccooon posted:

At this point for people to even take notice it would probably have to have a higher mortality rate. People seem pretty fine with the amount of deaths the current ones do now.

I don't think deaths even really matter to most people at this point. Especially since death data is delayed and a lot of them would be attributed to something else. The only thing that would matter is a wave where enough people are too sick to work that it impacts their ability to shop and go to restaurants. And that's within the context of a current and future reality where most people are not going to feel any pressure to quarantine while positive, so anyone sick with COVID but able to stand will be at work.

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

PerniciousKnid posted:

How would you define a super variant?

it would need to make your eyes bleed, put some kind of biofilm on your eyes or something, something out of a horror movie

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

Kesper North posted:

Literary reference.

"How do you learn to talk to an alien intelligence? Hurt it, and keep on hurting it, until you can distinguish the speech from the screams." - Blindsight, Peter Watts

what no direct realism does to a mfer

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

Raccooon posted:

At this point for people to even take notice it would probably have to have a higher mortality rate. People seem pretty fine with the amount of deaths the current ones do now.

I don't think that would do anything. Maybe if it killed every celebrity in a month. It's not that the mortality was normalized, it's that the media decided to normalize mortality, that won't change just because mortality does.

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RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

Knight posted:

Apparently not



Edit - Honestly, I suspected someone was getting cash off the books, not "bring your kids to get the work done"

aw it was a bring your kids to work day, they were just helping mommy and daddy. :blessed:

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