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Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Hillary 2024 posted:

But will Mexico pay for it?

bidens gov will subsidize it

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WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

really wish I could get a handle on Musks politics

truly inscrutable

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

Al! posted:

woah, waht happened in 2008?!?!?!?!

What happened in 2013?

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer

WhyteRyce posted:

really wish I could get a handle on Musks politics

truly inscrutable

you won't care

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Just a Moron posted:

What happened in 2013?

the invention of the electric automobile

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
Not getting a strong feeling that twitter is the single source of truth like Elmo wants it to be

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spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006


drat that's a fine looking cybe- whoa whoa whoa, do I spy a couple of beta cyberspades attached to the rear?

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Are they ever going to show the cyber truck go faster than 10 mph

This macho cool guy mobile that never accelerates

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

moist turtleneck posted:

Are they ever going to show the cyber truck go faster than 10 mph

This macho cool guy mobile that never accelerates

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Real billionaires always show up to events with a big tittie girl on they arm.

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

withak posted:

Real billionaires always show up to events with a big tittie girl on they arm.

lex luther's wife costing him half his net worth and allowing elon musk to become the richest person in the world does some poo poo to a man

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

lmao

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

withak posted:

Real billionaires always show up to events with a big tittie girl on they arm.

God so true

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
Twitter Files

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

RandomBlue posted:

bet these racing guys haven't though of racing other types of cars

hey guys, check this out: electric race cars

you're welcome

elon Musk invented electric cars

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



Nenonen posted:

elon Musk invented electric cars

if only hed bragged about a water engine then big oil would have done something

whaley
Aug 13, 2000

MY DOODOO IS SPRAYING OUT
got auto suspended for abusive behavior for replying "I am going to have sex with my wife" to a steven crowder tweet

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

whaley posted:

got auto suspended for abusive behavior for replying "I am going to have sex with my wife" to a steven crowder tweet

your a real badass

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



THF13 posted:

He wants to be able to say "It's our normal policy" while winking directly into the camera when he gives away NPR's handle a few weeks later.

Just have an intern at NPR post a funny dunk on Elon on the first day of every month, bing bong, what's he gonna do, shut down their account?

He will shut down their account.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008


Like 3 weeks out from him changing the price of Twitter Blue to $14.88 and then pretending he doesn't know what it means

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Niwrad posted:

Like 3 weeks out from him changing the price of Twitter Blue to $14.88 and then pretending he doesn't know what it means

a third funny number has entered Elon's brain

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1655797123298869248

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


I give it to the end of the week before Musk starts “Interesting!” replying to holocaust denial tweets

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Aren't most of the victims non-white or is that a different shooting

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1279814327776624640

Just a Moron
Nov 11, 2021

mcbexx posted:

NPR... funny...

Hmmmm

kaiwero
Aug 22, 2006
"a Jewish lady and a milquetoast fence sitter"

Ha what a way to describe libs of tiktok and tim pool (I know its deliberate)

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1655816631468142593

quote:

An inner commitment to action was associated with the driving force in the development of the Martian civilization. The government of Mars consisted of ten men. At their head stood a man elected by the entire population for five years, whom the Martians called the "Elon." However, Elon and his cabinet faced a parliament that passed laws for them to govern by. The Mars parliament had two houses. The upper house was called the "Council of Elders." Its scope was limited to sixty persons, who were appointed for life by the current "Elon" as vacancies arose due to death. The principle used here resembled in many ways the selection for the College of Cardinals of the Catholic Church. Usually, the "Elon" selected historians, church leaders, former cabinet members, or successful business leaders who had gathered valuable experience in important positions over a long life. However, the "Council of Elders" had only limited authority.
we need to elect a new elon

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Uncle Wemus posted:

Aren't most of the victims non-white or is that a different shooting

Cho, Mendoza, LaCour, Thatikonda, Cumana-Rivas, all anglo-saxon names.

Bootleg Trunks
Jun 12, 2020

i hate elon and wish he and all his fans would die and that the world would only remember him as a huckster fraud who bilked people and governments out of billions of dollars to build useless garbage

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fart barterer
Aug 24, 2006


David Byrne - Like Humans Do (Radio Edit).mp3

Quinch
Oct 21, 2008

Dr. VooDoo posted:

I give it to the end of the week before Musk starts “Interesting!” replying to holocaust denial tweets

it’s inevitable at this point. other right wingers know not to go down that route openly but Musk might just be stupid enough

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

The tenth Elon will be the chosen one. Elon X.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
I'm still wondering what Musk did to Waffle House, and is Grimes complicit? Either she or their AI baby should have noticed his absence, just as we did.

pink noise
Jun 24, 2022
tbh i think maybe grimes was communicating with that guy through cyphers in instagram posts. maybe she was even setting up a booty call. if musk's security is constantly circling her neighborhood how else would she get laid?

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
It is pretty funny that nothing came to that guy that allegedly was stalking Elon because it turned out to be the exact opposite

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

moist turtleneck posted:

It is pretty funny that nothing came to that guy that allegedly was stalking Elon because it turned out to be the exact opposite

the journalists pursuing it seemed to back off when his loons went after them.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


kaiwero posted:

"a Jewish lady and a milquetoast fence sitter"

Ha what a way to describe libs of tiktok and tim pool (I know its deliberate)

I would've had no idea that's who she was talking about without people pointing this out. When I read the tweet I assumed one of his posts talked about someone in his life who pissed him off or something.

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1655912699790860290?cxt=HHwWhIC9off0_fotAAAA

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Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

seems optimistic

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