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Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

I was going to say that adding Tucker kills off advertisers but all the big advertisers left already.

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


zetamind2000 posted:

Mega64 but with tucker and elon
Mega69

PsychoInternetHawk
Apr 4, 2011

Perhaps, if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque.
Grimey Drawer
Anyway I'm sure it doesn't mean anything that Musk met with Tucker and then immediately veered full RaHoWa, it's probably fine

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


Mega88

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




twitter still has a miniscule audience all things considered, and the instant something slightly less awful comes along people will leave it to fail like every other rightwing social media venture

only positive outcome for them is if they ban every other social media site then Tucker/Musk '28 mandate that twitter must be beamed directly into everyone's neurolinks

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
lol i just remembered that tucker is probably used to accurate viewership metrics and not whatever the gently caress fake numbers someone came up with to show elon because they didn't want to get fired

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

tenderjerk posted:

its probably these guys tbh, shits about to get next level


lol

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

tenderjerk posted:

its probably these guys tbh, shits about to get next level


is Tulsi available or did some right-wing billionaire pay her put a show on that no one watches too?

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004


Mega1488

edit:


goddamn it :argh:

Blindeye
Sep 22, 2006

I can't believe I kissed you!
Lmao

Groovelord Neato posted:

It's nuts he somehow keeps getting stupider. Where does it even go from here.

~~Two Hours Later~~


WhyteRyce posted:

Twitter is turning into a money pit for the likes of Elon and Tucker

Twitter is now actually awesome

Afghanistan is where Empires go to die, Twitter is where rich morons go to get corncobbed.

If you want to vomit:

https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1656037032538390530

Note: this tweet may violate his contract with Fox News

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Blindeye posted:

Lmao

~~Two Hours Later~~



Afghanistan is where Empires go to die, Twitter is where rich morons go to get corncobbed.

If you want to vomit:

https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1656037032538390530

Note: this tweet may violate his contract with Fox News

Getting kevin spacey's weird homemade "let me be frank" video production vibes

Last Chance has issued a correction as of 00:38 on May 10, 2023

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
finally twitter has pivoted to video

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Blindeye posted:

Lmao

~~Two Hours Later~~



Afghanistan is where Empires go to die, Twitter is where rich morons go to get corncobbed.

If you want to vomit:

https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1656037032538390530

Note: this tweet may violate his contract with Fox News

Yesssss

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




making Twitter my idea of 'good' which happens to be the opposite of what any normal person wants to look at

now to wait and let the audience roll in

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
Holy poo poo. I couldn't get past "hey, it's Tucker Carlson!"

chird
Sep 26, 2004

Remembering when Musk got on stage at Dave Chapelle to riotous boos

chird
Sep 26, 2004

Nonsense posted:

why do elon fans write their sentences like bots

Look into your heart

Electro-Boogie Jack
Nov 22, 2006
bagger mcguirk sent me.

Just a Moron posted:

Oklahoma
Idaho
North Dakota
South Dakota


Honestly I bet you could make a waffle iron out of most states.

getting insanely mad at my maryland waffle iron consistently turning out waffles burnt on the panhandle and raw in the middle

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

chird posted:

Remembering when Musk got on stage at Dave Chapelle to riotous boos

it was 90% cheers 10% boos

at most.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
im riiiick blushjhhh

pink noise
Jun 24, 2022
lol thank god chappelle's policy of bouncing people for pulling out a phone didnt deprive us of that video

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Durf posted:

twitter still has a miniscule audience all things considered, and the instant something slightly less awful comes along people will leave it to fail like every other rightwing social media venture

only positive outcome for them is if they ban every other social media site then Tucker/Musk '28 mandate that twitter must be beamed directly into everyone's neurolinks

By user numbers Tucker would reach more eyeballs launching his new show on Pinterest.

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


DeeplyConcerned posted:

Holy poo poo. I couldn't get past "hey, it's Tucker Carlson!"

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

twitter

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Blindeye posted:

Lmao

~~Two Hours Later~~



Afghanistan is where Empires go to die, Twitter is where rich morons go to get corncobbed.

If you want to vomit:

https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1656037032538390530

Note: this tweet may violate his contract with Fox News
Hello, Tucker.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




1glitch0 posted:

By user numbers Tucker would reach more eyeballs launching his new show on Pinterest.

Tucker's Farmville

in which he explains how much easier the game would be with an enslaved workforce

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
im going to kill myself if this trip to visit my parents includes my dad asking about how twitter works so he can watch tucker

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

KirbyKhan posted:

Latest ad buy is new levels of bleak



Look how happy she is with her great deal what's bleak about deals

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

im going to kill myself if this trip to visit my parents includes my dad asking about how twitter works so he can watch tucker

please don’t kill yourself. kill your dad instead

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Consummate Professional posted:

please don’t kill yourself. kill your dad instead

im like 90% sure he'll just fall back on whoever fox crams into tuckers spot at least

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Please do not post about murder, nor suicide, in the Elon Musk thread. We try to keep a positive, enjoyable atmosphere here.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Your dad sounds cool

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Mr Hootington posted:

Your dad sounds cool

he's p standard boomer dad

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
You could just not go if it bothers you that much

Mr Hootington has issued a correction as of 01:38 on May 10, 2023

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022
good to see twitter employing a proud anti-imperialist

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
how do I use the Twitter?

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/TwitterSupport/status/1656090590021312513?t=HVmi6VOaCAIIRsoDFFXI6w&s=19

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Elon ftw.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
very useful sir

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Durf
Aug 16, 2017




my grandpa is old as hell and every time I see him he's happy and funny as heck. we go for walks and he tells me all about nature and his exploits. he works out, watches factual documentaries, and at most reads the paper in terms of news.

meanwhile i see my parents once every odd year and within minutes they say something insanely stupid or racist, completely out of nowhere. it's like they've completely lost the ability to bond or communicate and its just grievances, coming from the luckiest generation in history

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