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Bubblyblubber posted:The baron hosed up spider slave thing, but singing "part of your world" all muffled. 
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Ratatozsk posted:Though I hate each Harko-nen galagazombie posted:*enter the baron Harkonnen*
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May 10, 2023 11:13
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1000 Sweaty Rikers posted:shadout_mapes-gangsta_rap.mp3 Now this is a story, not too nice About blood and sand and lots of spice So after the Harkonnens decided to attack us I'll tell you how I became the duke of a place called Arrakis
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May 10, 2023 13:03
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Sietch Tabr, home of the brave Spit your water in the halls like a slave Keep a stillsuit dress code, always in desert mode (That poo poo gon' send you to your grave!) So? You think I don't know that? (Yawm!) Naib hold that! (Yawm!) Naib hold that! (Yawm!) Naib hold that! From the worm, fremen, you know the drill I'm nine hundred and ninety-nine gallons up in my still
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May 10, 2023 13:43
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Wingnut Ninja posted:Now this is a story, not too nice  Da, da, da, da, da It's the motherfuckin' D-O-double-G Da, da, da, da, da You know I'm mobbin' with the Muad'Dib
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May 10, 2023 13:57
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Who controls the Corrino crown? Who keeps the terraformers down? We do, we do Who keeps Arrakis off the sats? Who keeps the Navigators under wraps? We do, we do Who holds back the Ixian no-ship? Who wants Rabban to crack the whip? We do, we do Who uses spice to gain foresight? Who rigs every kanly fight? We do, we do!
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May 10, 2023 15:48
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Imperium, your game is through 'Cause now you have to answer to Atreides (gently caress yeah!) So lick my butt and suck on my balls Atreides (gently caress yeah!) What you gonna do when jihad comes for you now?
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May 10, 2023 15:55
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where hulud, shai hulud, shai hulud at
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May 10, 2023 16:00
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(Dune) I'm gonna live forever I'm gonna eat all the Spice (Spice) I feel it coming together People will see me and cry (Dune) I'm gonna make 'Rakis heaven Light up the sky like a flame (Dune) I'm gonna live forever Chani, remember my name (Remember, remember, remember, remember) (Remember, remember, remember, remember)
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May 10, 2023 16:31
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Bubblyblubber posted:The baron hosed up spider slave thing, but singing "part of your world" all muffled. Well I imagined the Baron as Ursula the Sea Witch and then I put this together. I must admit that all my life I've been a nasty They weren't kidding when they called me water-fat. But you'll find that nowadays There's no Atreides 'Cause we fed' em to the sandworms, That was that! True? Yes. And I fortunately have been darkly planning It's a talent that I always have possessed. And here lately - please don't laugh! I use it on behalf Of my House, the great Harkonnens, we're the best! My desert! Poor unfortunate souls! Of the graben! Of the pan! This one longing for some water, that one wants a bit of spice, Do I help them? Well, I can..... Poor unfortunate souls! So sad! So true! They'll come flocking to my palace crying "Mercy, Baron, please!" But all they'll get is dear Glossu. Now it's happened once or twice CHOAM says they'll raise the price Of that geriatric spice, the sweet mélange. Oh sure, I'll get the odd complaint Because true scarcity? It ain't For those poor unfortunate souls! (spoken-word interlude here that I'm not clever enough to write) The Emperor's not fond of competition He thought that old Duke Leto was a threat. Yes, I think it' s much preferred For Shaddam not to say a word Or else what is all my wicked scheming for? Come on, the Lansraad's not impressed with my price-fixing, The Houses, they all like their nice façade But they'll dote and swoon and fawn Over their Padishah, Shaddam And soon forget that upstart, young Muad'Dib! Come on you poor unfortunate souls! Go ahead! My rule's not nice! I'm a very busy Baron and I haven't got all day This didn't cost much - just my spice! You poor unfortunate souls! Of the graben! Of the pan! If you want to take Arrakeen, folks The way is long and barred They'll have a fun surprise and meet my disguised Saurdakar. Feyd and Glossu! Go and get 'em, boys! The Shield Wall's not far! These poor! Unfortunate! Souls! Edit: because someone mentioned it: it's Poor Unfortunate Souls Mad Hamish fucked around with this message at 18:12 on May 10, 2023 |
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May 10, 2023 16:33
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doc betray us doc betray us, ooooooh doc betray us
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May 10, 2023 17:22
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This thread is currently unreadable when you don't know any of the songs
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May 10, 2023 17:49
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:This thread is currently unreadable when you don't know any of the songs yeah lol. at least post the karaoke version of the song from YouTube or something
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May 10, 2023 17:54
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Im gonna butlerian jihad on every one of u itt who done goofed and used thinking machines (aka chatgpt) to get these lyrics. don’t say you weren’t warned ~dank an idaho
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May 10, 2023 17:57
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Mine was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1gMQ_q3FSM
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May 10, 2023 18:02
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I've gotta take a little time A little time to think things over I better take a little spice To become a super soldier This sandworm I must climb Stillsuit upon my shoulders The golden path I must define To make my Fedaykin bolder In my life, there's been treason and pain I don't know if I can face lovely Feyd Can't stop now, I've travelled so far To start my great Jihad I wanna be Muad'dib I want you to fear me I wanna fulfill prophecy I know you will fear me
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May 10, 2023 18:34
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I feel there's a Friends On The Other Side riff to be made.
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May 10, 2023 19:14
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I am not throwin' away my spice I am not throwin' away my spice Hey yo, I'm just like my planet I'm young, scrappy and thirsty And I'm not throwin' away my spice
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May 10, 2023 19:14
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Tutti frutti, Shai'Huludy Tutti frutti, Shai'Huludy Tutti frutti, Shai'Huludy Tutti frutti, Shai'Huludy Tutti frutti, Shai'Huludy
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May 10, 2023 19:26
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Blessings to the OP, whoever you were:quote:what I got you got to see it as your grandpa
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May 10, 2023 20:09
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Flakey posted:Tutti frutti, Shai'Huludy I glanced over and read this while in a meeting on camera and laughed out loud against my will
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May 10, 2023 20:10
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what a lot of people don't know is that Tutti Frutti was originally a song about inserting a stilsuit funnel up your rear end. If it don't fit, don't force it You can grease it, make it easy A-wop-bop-a-loo-mop-a-lop-bam-boom!
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May 10, 2023 20:22
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 its pretty rad that the trailer was so awesome it made goons break out in showtunes
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May 10, 2023 20:45
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The Dune musical only needs one song on repeat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZSUglmLhnY
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May 10, 2023 20:49
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Vampire Panties posted:
It was the prophecy
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May 10, 2023 22:37
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Welcome, Usul Sit yourself down And meet the best troop leader around As for the rest All of them sooks Walking with rhythm, losing their hooks Seldom do you see Honest naib like me A Fremen of portent who's content to be Master of the sietch Doling out the harm Ready with my maula and my strong knife arm Sings a battle chant Racking up the kills Sardukar are wary of my crysknife skills Glad to do Liet a favor Bribing Guildsmen isn't nice But nothin' gets you nothin' Everything is costing us in spice
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May 11, 2023 00:59
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kiimo posted:Life can be bright in Arrakeen Recycled from the last time we did this. This is reclaimed lyrics which you can listen to through this tube round you neck. The sheet music is processed in the thigh pads.
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May 11, 2023 01:36
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Listen, all the terrible show tune lyrics that were posted last time were merely prescient visions of the terrible show tune lyrics that are to be posted this time. It is our golden path.
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May 11, 2023 01:38
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Instead of the goon xmas album make Goon Dune Showtunes.
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May 11, 2023 02:00
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That's pretty cool. I love the idea of an elaborate doomed goon project to rewrite musicals, but I fear rousing the wrath of the Disney copyright department. I'll wake the Mickey.
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She sat above me, she had a knife He ran below me, I threatened his life I spared Jamis but he wouldn't yield He was so rude, not going for the kill Summer sun, something's begun But ah! Oh, the Sukkar nights Well-a, well-a, well-a, huh Tell me more, tell me more Does he possess the sight? Tell me more, tell me more Does she smell like old spice
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May 11, 2023 02:10
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[the star wars imperial march, but sung a cappella by lisa gerrard]
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May 11, 2023 02:13
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kiimo posted:Well-a, well-a, well-a, huh Friend, you must be aware of the significance of a threefold invocation of the Well from which water flows.
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1000 Sweaty Rikers posted:shadout_mapes-gangsta_rap.mp3 THE_shadout_mapes-gangsta_rap.mp3
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Tree Bucket posted:That's pretty cool. I love the idea of an elaborate doomed goon project to rewrite musicals, but I fear rousing the wrath of the Disney copyright department. 
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May 11, 2023 06:24
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kalel posted:[the star wars imperial march, but sung a cappella by lisa gerrard] lol
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May 11, 2023 06:27
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:This thread is currently unreadable when you don't know any of the songs if a naib dont know MOP than a naib aint poo poo to me
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May 11, 2023 06:28
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Ok, did I receive a message from the deep, or did someone already do a parody of “WAP”?
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May 11, 2023 06:54
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1000 Sweaty Rikers posted:shadout_mapes-gangsta_rap.mp3 The Shadout Tapes
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well hell yeahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjJPjAkLXS8
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