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Zamboni Rodeo posted:
The letter from Prince Albert was imploring them to free Willy. Dameius has a new favorite as of 18:10 on May 7, 2023 |
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theflyingexecutive posted:I can see the confusion, they're both Philips' screwdrivers
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The Real Amethyst posted:Whenever I walked on the train tracks as a kid there would be big shits every hundred meters or so. crusty posted:What were your parents feeding you??
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# ? May 8, 2023 15:35 |
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Quackles posted:Look, when I'm in Italy I'll go get whatever the authentic pork belly meat is. Right now, my uncultured rear end will use bacon. HappyCamperGL posted:Jowl, not belly. Reubenesque Sandwich posted:Tilt your monitor up?
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# ? May 8, 2023 19:16 |
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That's so... good goddamn am I sick of your worthless gimmick. You waste more mod/admin time than anyone I've seen. Do you know how many Brad threads have been gassed this week? This month? THIS YEAR? Jesus gently caress, the gas chamber is clogged to poo poo with your worthless attempts to be funny, all of which are miserable sack of poo poo failures much like your life up and until this point. As soon as I've hit submit, I'm dedicating my life to building a time machine with the SOLE PURPOSE of going back in time and forcing your father to pull out. Thank you for finally providing me with my life's goal. Now get the gently caress off my internet. Thats so Brad! posted:Introduction
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EorayMel posted:That's so... good goddamn am I sick of your worthless gimmick. You waste more mod/admin time than anyone I've seen. Do you know how many Brad threads have been gassed this week? This month? THIS YEAR? Jesus gently caress, the gas chamber is clogged to poo poo with your worthless attempts to be funny, all of which are miserable sack of poo poo failures much like your life up and until this point. As soon as I've hit submit, I'm dedicating my life to building a time machine with the SOLE PURPOSE of going back in time and forcing your father to pull out. Thank you for finally providing me with my life's goal. Now get the gently caress off my internet. Classic Brad
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# ? May 8, 2023 19:28 |
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i love this sequence, but it probably requires familiarity with SAS baseball thread culture to enjoyzoux posted:Hopefully Matt Mervis because these levels of cubsposting are unsustainable Popete posted:I will cubspost over .400 this season zoux posted:You will regress to the mean!
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# ? May 8, 2023 23:27 |
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Mr. Fix It posted:i love this sequence, but it probably requires familiarity with SAS baseball thread culture to enjoy i know enough about the cubs and baseball stats to get the joke at least, i think. JackSplater posted:If I do this, my arm smells exactly like buttered popcorn. Especially if it singes the hairs. Bubblyblubber posted:The fat goon jokes are just writing themselves now, huh?
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# ? May 9, 2023 00:30 |
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Stink Billyums posted:the early internet was the wild west and we're world weary townsfolk who remember when the wild bunch rode through CannonFodder posted:One of my cousins used to post on SA, in D&D in fact, and when I visited them in 2020 we were talking about the dumb poo poo we read back in 2007 and whatnot, and then he had to explain to his daughter what we were talking about. Data Graham posted:*record-scratch noise* ymgve posted:then we had to explain what the record-scratch noise was
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# ? May 9, 2023 06:16 |
Raku posted:This is bullshit because Indians can actually run a casino
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# ? May 9, 2023 19:28 |
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Athaboros posted:For a brief moment I got excited about a Morrowind farming game but then I remembered...everything else about the setting. No Dres simulators, please. Stuporstar posted:As Telvanni, I’d not use slaves to farm but reprogramed spider centurions to crawl around and tend all the rows FlocksOfMice posted:No as a Telvanni you use slaves to farm, but you equip them with CE Restore Fatigue and Fortify Strength items. Evil villain option you keep them in line with damage willpower spells, more realistic option you keep them in line by you're a Telvanni and you don't give a gently caress about anything so one of your slaves is injured or sick and comes up to you like "Muthsera I am--" and you're like "Yeah yeah whatever Cure All Diseases on Touch Restore Health 100 pts Restore All Attributes 10 pts get back out there." Best health plan you can find in Tamriel.
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# ? May 10, 2023 08:31 |
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Fishstick posted:Rover Haus?
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SIC SEMPER TYRANIS: gently caress YOU ALL TheMechaJesus posted:First of all, most of you are going to call me a human being,
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Jay Rust posted:You know...
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# ? May 11, 2023 15:48 |
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I for one welcome our vampire wizard overlords.
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boofhead posted:Me, trying to fight a Belgian: you wanna throw hands bro??!
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Icon Of Sin posted:Helicopters are aerodynamic blasphemy, created by Sikorsky himself and further refined into even more blasphemous creatures (aka the Osprey) by engineers with neither soul nor conscience. They don’t actually fly, the ground repels the foul beasts as best it can until it can trick them into crashing.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I loosely remember cassette tape-shaped devices you could plug into car tape players with an audio jack in so you could plug them into your MP3 player or whatever. One speeding ticket later and I decided that Pearl Jam sounding like Dragonforce before Dragonforce was even a thing wasn't actually that fun. Oh it was fun, but paying for a ticket was not fun.
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# ? May 13, 2023 19:31 |
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actual funny posts:zone posted:https://twitter.com/Feher_Junior/status/1657138987365007367 Sedgr posted:Needs the 70's sad hulk music. Schweinhund posted:right click -> unmute I love these forums.
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# ? May 13, 2023 19:58 |
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CannonFodder posted:I had one of those for my portable CD player because my car's cassette player would adjust the speed of the music to the speed of the car. I have an amazing idea for a video game but I'm gonna need a guitar hero controller, a steering wheel controller, and a shitload of super glue
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Breetai posted:I have an amazing idea for a video game but I'm gonna need a guitar hero controller, a steering wheel controller, and a shitload of super glue Witness me
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Drone_Fragger posted:Look, germans really just love examining their stools for diesease, even when they have no reason to and feel absolutely fine. bossy lady posted:Next to each toilet is a traditional german "Scheissemikroskop" for further analysis. steinrokkan posted:I read it as Scheissehoroskop, and it made a horrifying amount of sense
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This is incredibly honorable.
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Kenning posted:This is incredibly honorable.
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Alan Smithee posted:Pretty sure the only Union in WwE is the Jack on British bulldog’s pants
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Breetai posted:I have an amazing idea for a video game but I'm gonna need a guitar hero controller, a steering wheel controller, and a shitload of super glue Here, see one of my favorite things ever created in the world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VqmWGzK7UM
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Zeroisanumber posted:Just like you can't say you were slaughtered by a serial killer unless they have five dead people under their belt. ikanreed posted:You also can't say that if they do
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Brawnfire posted:Oh nice a REM cycle
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# ? May 16, 2023 01:45 |
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Admiral Joeslop posted:What do you call surgery to get more foreskins grafted on thepopmonster posted:The rings of Saturn. TaurusTorus posted:This Jesus guy must have been hung! dervival posted:nah, they used nails not rope
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Kenning posted:This is incredibly honorable. They're gonna be so powerful when they get back from 11 years of training
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# ? May 16, 2023 11:55 |
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You Are A Elf posted:Quitting a job that I honestly loved and enjoyed, ruined by two toxic fuckers (the boss and his yes pet) that dragged the whole place down. Best decision I recently made. pencilhands posted:What happened? Sounds interesting. Harvey Mantaco posted:He quit a job that he honestly loved and enjoyed, ruined by two toxic fuckers (the boss and his yes pet) that dragged the whole place down. Best decision he recently made.
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hate it when the yes pet is toxic
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Pet, I assume, is plural and/or past tense of pat.
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projecthalaxy posted:hate it when the yes pet is toxic I bet it's a snake. "Yesssss, bosssss. Excccccellent idea."
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Yas boss lay (off more people)
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mostlygray posted:Speaking of wire colors, I'm red/green color blind. Green, brown, red, orange all look the same depending on shade and context. Also, blue and purple look the same. I swear that no devices take red/green color blindness into consideration. When your server has an indicator light that says green=good, amber=notification, red=failure, I can't tell the difference at all. It wouldn't be hard to engineer the equipment to take into account the 1 in 10 people that are the same as me.
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