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Tomorrows looking to be a rough go of it!
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# ? May 18, 2023 06:45 |
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You can do it, I believe in you!
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# ? May 18, 2023 06:58 |
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My ex lover came to me and apologized for the wrongs he did and all the mistakes he made and promise never to do it again. Ever since then, everything has returned back to normal. Thank you for saving my broken relationship.. I will forever be grateful to you sir. Dr Akhere temple spell
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# ? May 18, 2023 07:44 |
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I just pissed but it's probably a good idea to get up and piss again. Yeah, sounds like a plan
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# ? May 18, 2023 09:51 |
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I solved this problem once by buying the most incredibly comfortable mattress I had ever felt and I would actually get excited about going to bed because lying down felt like having a dozen little angels injecting localized heroin into all the spots on my back. But I don't have that mattress anymore and life sucks ever since
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# ? May 18, 2023 09:59 |
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Am I missing some kind of meme or is that a weird way to spell beddy-bye? Maybe I just need more sleep
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# ? May 18, 2023 10:17 |
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Oh whoops, I thought this thread was about that Eiffel 65 song
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# ? May 18, 2023 10:23 |
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just jack off ok
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# ? May 18, 2023 10:53 |
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Mr the missile is sleepy and needs to rest The missile has had a long day of splashing bandits and needs to go eeby slebies Good night Mr the Missile
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# ? May 18, 2023 11:05 |
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Superterranean posted:Am I missing some kind of meme or is that a weird way to spell beddy-bye? It's a meme https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lay-your-little-head-down-for-bediebi Smugworth fucked around with this message at 11:38 on May 18, 2023 |
# ? May 18, 2023 11:36 |
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well at least my fail isnt epic
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# ? May 18, 2023 11:39 |
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I tell you what
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# ? May 18, 2023 12:07 |
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thin blue whine posted:just jack off ok op doesn't sin.
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# ? May 18, 2023 12:16 |
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Sounds like the upstairs couple is loving. No point trying to sleep. I'll study the blade a bit more
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# ? May 18, 2023 12:25 |
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Icochet posted:Sounds like the upstairs couple is loving. No point trying to sleep. I'll study the blade a bit more Sorry, your mom’s over. I can lie and say we’ll try to keep it down if it makes you feel better.
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# ? May 18, 2023 13:27 |
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The OP looks to be written by Foghorn Leghorn, And his gay lover, Daffy Duck! it's progressive posts like this that dispel myths and improve tolerance and frankly it's why I come to this website in the forst place .
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# ? May 18, 2023 14:40 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Sorry, your mom’s over. I can lie and say we’ll try to keep it down if it makes you feel better. You'd think a tiny penis interfering with a pile of ash would be really quiet but i guess not
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# ? May 18, 2023 15:03 |
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Wilkins Micawber posted:The OP looks to be written by Foghorn Leghorn, And his gay lover, Daffy Duck! it's progressive posts like this that dispel myths and improve tolerance and frankly it's why I come to this website in the forst place . I see you're a noob to the epic username experience
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# ? May 18, 2023 15:27 |
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Peggy Edson posted:the epic username experience lol it's a premium feature of G🅱️S that you don't even have to pay for
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# ? May 18, 2023 15:28 |
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The best way to go to sleep is to think real hard about it. Focus exclusively on trying to fall asleep, thinking about it as much as possible.
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# ? May 18, 2023 15:45 |
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the best way to go to sleep is trazodone
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# ? May 18, 2023 15:55 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:the best way to go to sleep is trazodone
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# ? May 18, 2023 16:03 |
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Gotta get some pussy first.
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# ? May 18, 2023 16:32 |
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lmao at people that can't sleep. You've had like, how many thousands of times to practice this poo poo and you still gently caress it up? Sad, just sad.
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# ? May 18, 2023 17:01 |
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My wife got lovely with me for not marrying this doctor lady so I did. Then one night in my sleep she decided to declare one of my life saving catheters the devil and have a go at removing it. When she didn’t succeed she began removing portions of flesh in the pathology and then cauterizing over them. We didn’t stay married too long. My wife does a lot of poo poo like this, finding anything with me in it and declaring it the devil.
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# ? May 18, 2023 17:01 |
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love 2 sleep on WEED
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# ? May 18, 2023 17:02 |
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Chinatown posted:love 2 sleep on WEED Yeah it’s pretty good, just a li’l bit not too much
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# ? May 18, 2023 17:05 |
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"don't feel like" sleep? sleep is the best. it's the next best thing to actual death and escape from hell world. i don't get people who are like "it's so hard to fall asleep" but at least they want to sleep. this is sick you are sick.
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# ? May 18, 2023 17:06 |
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She accused me of doing witchcraft to shame her and went on a 4 year long anti-me campaign behind my back to tell her friends not to use any of my poo poo and making a joke of everything I do so she could hide her shame and all she had to do was break 4 private links, but she just leaves them open and life has been a constant bloodbath with people prospecting my family for military operations.
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# ? May 18, 2023 17:07 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:the best way to go to sleep is a fist full of pills and bottle of whiskey Fyfy
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# ? May 18, 2023 17:08 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:My ex lover came to me and apologized for the wrongs he did and all the mistakes he made and promise never to do it again. Ever since then, everything has returned back to normal. Thank you for saving my broken relationship.. I will forever be grateful to you sir. Dr Akhere temple spell I’m just at the point where if anybody tries to force a reconciliation or force me to make a timely decision one way or another, in order to keep up appearances or maintain some social bullshit it’s just going to be over. Like the whole now she has priority or importance because of the mistakes she made routine that people like to push so much is just not going to fly. There’s a lot of other people I want to spend my time with now, and I don’t feel any better about the poo poo that’s happened and I’m not obligated to, and I don’t know if or when I will, but I’m willing to let time heal, and it won’t so long as people making horrible mistakes and supporting atrocities is going to be the promoted thing or the thing that gets people priority and urgency. If people try to change my mind or tell me how to feel to coincide with their personal schedule of when they think things should be all good again, it’s 100% going to be over.
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# ? May 18, 2023 17:39 |
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quote:bediebi GIMME TEETS
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# ? May 18, 2023 17:43 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:I solved this problem once by buying the most incredibly comfortable mattress I had ever felt and I would actually get excited about going to bed because lying down felt like having a dozen little angels injecting localized heroin into all the spots on my back. But I don't have that mattress anymore and life sucks ever since what happened to it
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# ? May 18, 2023 17:44 |
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I moved into a place that didn't have room for it because I'm an idiot and it was a California King
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# ? May 18, 2023 17:50 |
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I love sleep, can’t get enough of it
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# ? May 18, 2023 19:11 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:I moved into a place that didn't have room for it because I'm an idiot and it was a California King wtf is a California king (with me)?
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# ? May 18, 2023 19:17 |
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Chewbecca posted:wtf is a California king (with me)? it's long and narrow, like the state of california
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# ? May 18, 2023 19:22 |
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thin blue whine posted:just jack off ok this doesn't work, afterward you just lay there keenly aware of your empty balls and can't sleep due to the weird feeling of empty balls unless maybe you don't cum? hmm...
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# ? May 18, 2023 19:51 |
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Bad Purchase posted:this doesn't work, afterward you just lay there keenly aware of your empty balls and can't sleep due to the weird feeling of empty balls What does jacking off have to do with piss?
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# ? May 18, 2023 19:59 |
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it's all stored in the balls, piss and cum, but like oil and water they don't mix
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