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MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




SlothfulCobra posted:

In the modern day, yes. In the 1500s-1800s, no. It was fairly common for ship captains to end up carrying the weight of their nation's authority far, far away from the motherland.

And see before about the original pitch for Star Trek literally describing its hero (Captain Robert April of the USS Yorktown, back then) as a 'Space-age Captain Horatio Hornblower'.

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 17:48 on May 18, 2023

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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Eimi posted:

Hell you think they would at least ensure the stations shields and guns were working. Or park a couple ships in orbit to discourage the hostile military power on the other side of the border. Or ensure that the computers were really wiped with no Cardassian backdoors.

There's no way it would have ever worked in a TV show's budget, but I think it would have been super-neat for the station to slowly start to look like a Federation station over time. Especially as damage was repaired. Wall panels are repainted light gray instead of "vaguely rusty," corridors get more lights, the round monitors are replaced with rectangles, and LCARS replaced the Cardassian Linux or whatever it is.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Yeah, stuff like, there's that episode where a whole pylon gets blasted off, it would've been neat if it was replaced with a Federation-styled pylon arc. Have the power plants hanging under the station get replaced with Federation power plans, have some standalone Fed consoles installed in Ops. If it was done today it'd be relatively easy to do the exterior stuff.

Hell, it would've been neat if at one point the Bajorans just did up the station aesthetically, to put their own claim on this tacky Cardiassian fascist eyesore. Spray paint a big Bajoran logo on the side of it.

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 18:30 on May 18, 2023

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


It could have been interesting in that the bajorans clearly had some hangups about just getting consumed into the federation and losing their cultural identity, and having the cardassian station become a federation station in looks as well as fact could have been part of that as an over plot thing.

I would have prefered to see it replaced with bajoran stuff because Sisko was all pretty dialed into wanting to actually assist the bajorans into coming into their own.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




If we ever do revisit DS9 decades down the line, it would be neat if it was now two circles connected alongside each other, one the old station and one a classic Federation saucer-station design, mirroring and complimenting the shape but of Federation architecture. Don't demolish the old, but pair it with a new.

Or even a Bajoran segment instead.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


I mean...we did revisit DS9. We even admired the pylons.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




CainFortea posted:

I mean...we did revisit DS9. We even admired the pylons.

Yeah, I meant enough time that things will have developed a lot and the station may have expanded.

The Chairman
Jun 30, 2003

But you forget, mon ami, that there is evil everywhere under the sun
We never really got a good sense of what Bajoran architecture/technology aesthetics were like, beyond ovals and earth tones and adobe walls, and I think that was a missed opportunity

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Kira: finally, we'll make this station look like home.

*scatters broken pottery and scorched earth on the promenade*

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




I always felt like they didn't really make Bajoran and Cardassian styles distinct enough. Yes, bajorans are smooth and Cardassians are jaggy, but they both have lots of ovals and arcs and they're both all about the earth tones in their ships and buildings.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
"Earth tones." The very name is racist!

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

It's weird watching the Bajoran and Trill episodes of TNG. With the Bajora, it's mostly just name changes but the Trill are top to bottom different. DS9 makes a huge theme out of the mix between host and symbiote, in TNG, the trill symbiote is the being and completely takes over the host's personality.

Also it's only 4 years between "The Host" and "Rejoined" and it's a completely different take on the homosexual themes. When Odan's new lady host walks in and you see it's a woman, the way it's shot and blocked make it clear that the relationship is over. They kind of get around direct homophobia by having Beverly say "I don't know maybe there's a chance" and put her reticence down to the fact that a person might constantly change host, and not specifically gender, isn't something she can hang with but the subtext is pretty clear. In Rejoined the only issue are Trill cultural taboos about loving your ex.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




The speed at which attitudes shifted in the 1990s was pretty amazing. (But also DS9 weren't cowards)

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

It does help that DS9 has homosexual subtext from the first episode, and also Jadzia is kinda morally grey in a Star Trek context, insofar as she actually had a characterization.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

BonHair posted:

It does help that DS9 has homosexual subtext from the first episode, and also Jadzia is kinda morally grey in a Star Trek context, insofar as she actually had a characterization.

Sisko and Picard are just friends

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

MikeJF posted:

Even if you don't want them to outrank the captain, you still could've had a diplomatic specialist character. Troi might've been better conceptualised as a sociologist and diplomat who's there on the bridge to comprehend aliens and also formally assist the captain as a diplomatic attache, with a deeper training in acting on the Federation's behalf. (Consuler Troi?)

Troi should of been a Protocol Officer and just combine the diplomatic and military officer duties.

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal

BonHair posted:

It does help that DS9 has homosexual subtext from the first episode,

Pagh is just Bajoran for gayness

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
Could Odo make two heads and have them make out with himself?

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Khanstant posted:

Could Odo make two heads and have them make out with himself?

He could not, his self loathing is too powerful

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
if odo sucked himself off would that be an odoboros

jeeves
May 27, 2001

Deranged Psychopathic
Butler Extraordinaire
Put on Civil Defense again on a whim, for that amazing scene where Dukat fucks himself and is trapped there with the crew. His "THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!" makes the entire episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocA01hN21Ak

...However its freaking weird how the episode ends on Quark and Odo walking off. No followup on Dukat eating a bunch of poo poo in front of the crew, etc. It's weird, as if they forgot to film that scene so they did the Quark and Odo poo poo as padding for the story.

jeeves fucked around with this message at 23:08 on May 18, 2023

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Arivia posted:

if odo sucked himself off would that be an odoboros

Walking in on Odo looking an awful lot like a Klein bottle.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Just look at all those changelings in their "great link." Who do they think they're fooling

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Delsaber posted:

Just look at all those changelings in their "great link." Who do they think they're fooling

The Great Link being the galaxy's single largest unending circle jerk makes SO MUCH sense...

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
More like "the Great Kink"

Changelling orgy.

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
loving liquids!

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Star_Trek:_Deep_Space_Nine_Collection

quote:

Disc Two – Jay Chattaway
  1. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Main Title (Seasons 4-7), by Dennis McCarthy (1:55)
  2. "The Search, Part I" – Recap (2:03)
  3. "The Search, Part I" – The Adventure Begins/Run Silent, Run Deep (4:05)
  4. "The Search, Part I" – Toothless Tiger (2:51)
  5. "The Search, Part II" – The Ultimate Handjob (1:17)

Seemlar
Jun 18, 2002

MikeJF posted:

If we ever do revisit DS9 decades down the line, it would be neat if it was now two circles connected alongside each other, one the old station and one a classic Federation saucer-station design, mirroring and complimenting the shape but of Federation architecture. Don't demolish the old, but pair it with a new.

Or even a Bajoran segment instead.

With how they've brought previously secondary material things into canon lately, it wouldn't be super surprising if they ever implemented the Probert designed DS9-II from the old EU

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer

Seemlar posted:

With how they've brought previously secondary material things into canon lately, it wouldn't be super surprising if they ever implemented the Probert designed DS9-II from the old EU



holy gently caress that's ugly for a probert joint. They probably won't ever use it because it's ugly and I read somewhere that he's a chud now

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Yeah it’s hideous and I’ve always hated it. Especially how it’s just a lazy update of the station concept from Far Beyond the Stars.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



That facility is clearly holding exactly one Puppeteer and not with a great deal of space, either. Go home, Probert!

TheDeadlyShoe
Feb 14, 2014

I kinda like that salvage tug tho

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
It makes no sense, the whole reason for the pylons was for docking ships, this is just rings that dont do anything.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
The good thing about no one giving a poo poo about DS9 and its apocryphal lore inside of Modern Trek production central is that we'll never be forced to endure the canonization of its shittiest ship/station designs like Probert's DS9-2, the USS Aventine, and the USS Emmett Till.

8one6
May 20, 2012

When in doubt, err on the side of Awesome!

Seemlar posted:

With how they've brought previously secondary material things into canon lately, it wouldn't be super surprising if they ever implemented the Probert designed DS9-II from the old EU



That is so goddamn ugly. Holy poo poo.

Seemlar
Jun 18, 2002

nine-gear crow posted:

The good thing about no one giving a poo poo about DS9 and its apocryphal lore inside of Modern Trek production central is that we'll never be forced to endure the canonization of its shittiest ship/station designs like Probert's DS9-2, the USS Aventine, and the USS Emmett Till.

If I remember right, the Emmett Till got used as the profile for the USS Ibn Majid? So that one kinda slipped in, just barely

Aventine was such a weird one in a "this is unusual but I get what it's going for" way, sometimes I'll see it and think maybe it's not so bad then catch one of it's other angles and do an immediate 180 back to no thanks

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
The DS9 "season 8" books were fairly good up up through Unity, then they did 3 years of short stories and I gave up following it. I wouldn't want it as an official season but it was fun for what it was.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Seemlar posted:

With how they've brought previously secondary material things into canon lately, it wouldn't be super surprising if they ever implemented the Probert designed DS9-II from the old EU



Yeah no, that sucks.

I don't know why if they were going to do a Federation echo of DS9 they didn't play with the fact that a saucer and the rings have similar shapes and do a saucer-stack that resembles DS9 in profile, something like (2 minute kitbash):

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.


This looks like something out of the old Escape Velocity games, painstakingly rendered in Bryce3D over several hours on a blueberry G3 iMac

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Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

MikeJF posted:

Yeah no, that sucks.

I don't know why if they were going to do a Federation echo of DS9 they didn't play with the fact that a saucer and the rings have similar shapes and do a saucer-stack that resembles DS9 in profile, something like (2 minute kitbash):



There’s a comment from Probert on the linked page that explains it: he didn’t actually get to design that version of DS9 but was instead hired to model what the writers put down as a description in the novel. So he was saddled with the central structure connecting to the pylons, the big park window, that kind of stuff, and tried to make it not suck.

It’s the kind of design that would have been tossed out if someone actually did studies and prototyped models, but it probably sounded great in written word.

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