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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Definitely get a VIP booth at a rooftop club t'vark. Well worth the $450 bottle of Johnny Walker Red you'll need to purchase to get past the entry line.

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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Don’t actually spend your own money on anything in Vegas.

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Smugworth posted:

Definitely get a VIP booth at a rooftop club t'vark. Well worth the $450 bottle of Johnny Walker Red you'll need to purchase to get past the entry line.

yeah but did anyone die in the booth?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Dick Bastardly posted:

yeah but did anyone die in the booth?

Yeah probably someone from the last group of unfulfilled tech nerds who hurled themselves off the roof after spending their annual bonus not scoring

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Smugworth posted:

Yeah probably someone from the last group of unfulfilled tech nerds who hurled themselves off the roof after spending their annual bonus not scoring

I knew a tech nerd who would just fly in escorts from Vegas when the bonus check came

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Flowers for QAnon posted:

I knew a tech nerd who would just fly in escorts from Vegas when the bonus check came

Beats alternating between playing JRPGs and watching pretend wrestling or lashing out at others online all day, I guess :shrug:

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Smugworth posted:

Beats alternating between playing JRPGs and watching pretend wrestling or lashing out at others online all day, I guess :shrug:

You can do both.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Using toilet paper on vacation when you have a bidet at home is completely intolerable. My anus can’t take much more of this abuse.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

bird with big dick posted:

Using toilet paper on vacation when you have a bidet at home is completely intolerable. My anus can’t take much more of this abuse.

You can get a battery powered portable bidet

https://a.co/d/gAa3rIn

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Those guys trying to sell us knockoff watches opened with, "hey man wanna buy a rolex?"after jumping out of an alley at us.
My brother answered, "you wanna drink a cup of my piss?"
They retorted, "WHAT THE gently caress DID YOU SAY?"
He replied, "I asked you if you want to drink a fresh cup of my urine."
It spiraled from there.
Treat Vegas like it treats you and you'll have a great time.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

All you gotta do is punch a little hole out though the top of a disposable beverage bottle. All set. Even if you’re a slovenly Mountain Dew beast.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

bird with big dick posted:

Using toilet paper on vacation when you have a bidet at home is completely intolerable. My anus can’t take much more of this abuse.

where is the big dick :confused::confused:

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

where is the big dick :confused::confused:

its been maybe a week since the penguin av lost the big dragging dick

yeah i maybe notice avs a lot...

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Peggy Edson posted:

You can get a battery powered portable bidet

https://a.co/d/gAa3rIn

I need way more volume than that at home I think I go through 3 or 4 gallons

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

rip to the birds big dick, too obscene for certain forums I guess :sigh:

pacerwpg
Apr 18, 2023
that's like 30 refills

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

bird with big dick posted:

I need way more volume than that at home I think I go through 3 or 4 gallons

Hmm

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

MrQwerty posted:

rip to the birds big dick, too obscene for certain forums I guess :sigh:

i want him to have the original one again because that will always be his posting voice for me. someone find it and ill queue it (at some point )

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

AARD VARKMAN posted:

i want him to have the original one again because that will always be his posting voice for me. someone find it and ill queue it (at some point )

I made this one for him but he keeps refusing to post in the Ukraine thread so I can queue it

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
I went to a private social club tonight and got 2 Coronas with lime for $5. Membership is $30/year for men and $10/year for women, debating doing it and then taking over the joint for nefarious gay agenda purposes

MuadDib Atreides
Apr 22, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
Thinking to get a grip of haircut tomorrow

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

MuadDib Atreides posted:

Thinking to get a grip of haircut tomorrow

Whatcha going for? Something classic or something bold?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

MuadDib Atreides posted:

Thinking to get a grip of haircut tomorrow

What'll it he? The Roger Staubach or the Rookie Roger Staubach?

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

good morning chat thread

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/zItidak.mp4
sound on

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

yeah imgur is dead you gotta like right click the video and turn on controls then turn on sound. its worth it this time maybe it will remember?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

lol

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
that woman farting into a pot reminds me that taylor swift is doing three shows near here and its all any local news station will talk about

:boom:

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

lol owns

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Luvcow posted:

that woman farting into a pot reminds me that taylor swift is doing three shows near here and its all any local news station will talk about

:boom:

Because the sound in that video and her music are so similar or what

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Toxic Mental posted:

Because the sound in that video and her music are so similar or what

she could literally fart into a pot and make millions

supposedly she's making $50 million from the three shows she's doing at gillette stadium

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Luvcow posted:

she could literally fart into a pot and make millions

supposedly she's making $50 million from the three shows she's doing at gillette stadium

And people say work ethic is dead

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I mean she already has like $500 million and a zillion houses and cars and whatnot.

I can't imagine having that much money and not just buying a private island and getting foot massages all day on the beach while eating lobster rolls or something. Rich people don't know how to enjoy life.

Epitope
Nov 27, 2006

Grimey Drawer

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

Well technically 1am is Saturday

Are you trolling your own thread?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Epitope posted:

Are you trolling your own thread?

do u know who hot coco on the clout is

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

hot cock on the couch

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
If you never burned your balls on a hot leather seat, well, I don't know what to say brother/sister.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Toxic Mental posted:

hot cock on the couch

you can order this but the chef is going to get mad

MuadDib Atreides
Apr 22, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
Have to shower then it’s time to peep an epic hair cuttery. Biden bin hungry today it seems

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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Bout to be looking real sharp with a fresh Babylon 5

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