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deep dish peat moss posted:elon musk is an anagram of lone skum Farmer Zimmerman awakens one morning to find a crowd gathered around his barn. Across the barn-door frame is a spectacular spider-web, in which are inscribed the words: "Some Lunk!"
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CharlestheHammer posted:Huh according to some reporting Musk hiring that lady actually worked, they are no longer considered high risk for ads Musk lies out his rear end like he’s breathing to be fair.
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May 22, 2023 00:06
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E the Shaggy posted:Musk lies out his rear end like he’s breathing to be fair. Oh o didn’t see it from him, it was an article from the verge. It also says they are working on keeping ads away from problematic content but I will believe that when I see it
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May 22, 2023 00:16
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1660231183605669888?cxt=HHwWgIC9_eLdqYouAAAA 
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Nameless_Steve posted:Farmer Zimmerman awakens one morning to find a crowd gathered around his barn. Across the barn-door frame is a spectacular spider-web, in which are inscribed the words: Elon Reeve Musk is an anagram of Love Menu Reeks
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It’s a morale issue that other people work in different working conditions Is it fair that you get to work in an office Elon? Think of the people working in the dick sucking factory
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Captain Beans posted:It’s a morale issue that other people work in different working conditions They paid 8bux to work there
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DeeplyConcerned posted:I love the pause I also enjoy when the brief moments of silence between when he shuts up and when he starts talking again are longer than usual. kazil posted:then why wont he shut the gently caress up?
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1660231183605669888?cxt=HHwWgIC9_eLdqYouAAAA That chart has real strong "vaginal" vibes. Someone should report it.
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Oh wow this looks really bad. The global population must be in freefall! My God there's only... *checks Google* ... 8 billion of us left.
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May 22, 2023 01:21
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Well not really “us” if you asked elon
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Time_pants posted:Oh wow this looks really bad. The global population must be in freefall! My God there's only... *checks Google* ... 8 billion of us left. but only like 1.5 billion of those are white! Elon is deeply concerned
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May 22, 2023 01:29
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but immigrants are the highest source of births themselves? lol at regressives constantly playing lipservice to THING but then doing everything ANTITHING.
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May 22, 2023 01:33
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Even the blue checks can't seem to figure out what the problem is supposed to be. After all, Elon is the one pushing things like AI to replace human labor.
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May 22, 2023 01:35
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I sound like a broken record in here Sound sound like a broken record in here
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May 22, 2023 01:35
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look, after robots take all jobs, we’re all just supposed to keep crankin out babies until we achieve peak biomass and can thus be harvested.
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Elun Misk crying about low birth rates while making his employees live at work and sleep on the floor and banning working from home 
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So are folks actually throwing up full length films willy nilly now? I showed up too late for the Shrekfest, link doesn't work. Can't search myself as I never had (nor plan to) have a twit account.
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John Mirra posted:Elun Misk crying about low birth rates while making his employees live at work and sleep on the floor and banning working from home it feels like you should be able to say "well nobody has ever accused him of being smart!" but thats exactly what tons of people have been doing for years
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JacquelineDempsey posted:So are folks actually throwing up full length films willy nilly now? I showed up too late for the Shrekfest, link doesn't work. Can't search myself as I never had (nor plan to) have a twit account. There's never been a better time to sign up! Now, with Twitter blue, you can get all the latest movies plus monetize your subscription-based comments to other peoples tweets! How does it work? Simple! Just shell out eight big ones to the musk man. Pretty soon you'll be rolling in subscription revenue. Not to mention the blue checkmark of shame. Get yours today!
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Time_pants posted:Oh wow this looks really bad. The global population must be in freefall! My God there's only... *checks Google* ... 8 billion of us left. According to wlon those aren't the white ... uh I mean right ones
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Buce posted:look, after robots take all jobs, we’re all just supposed to keep crankin out babies until we achieve peak biomass and can thus be harvested. That's the plan! 
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I get the feeling that you guys believe Elon to be a racist 
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...! posted:I get the feeling that you guys believe Elon to be a racist It seems like a possibility sometimes.
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the fact of the matter is it's too difficult to tell where he stands politically
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DeeplyConcerned posted:There's never been a better time to sign up! Now, with Twitter blue, you can get all the latest movies plus monetize your subscription-based comments to other peoples tweets! If I do, will I get exclusive looks at Musk tweets? I too am uncertain about his sociopolitical stances, perhaps I can get some insight into his brilliant mind
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The Bible posted:It seems like a possibility sometimes. He said he's not, though Sankis posted:the fact of the matter is it's too difficult to tell where he stands politically He says he's a centrist, do you not pay attention
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...! posted:I get the feeling that you guys believe Elon to be a racist woah you can't just say the R word without irrefutable evidence
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JacquelineDempsey posted:So are folks actually throwing up full length films willy nilly now? I showed up too late for the Shrekfest, link doesn't work. Can't search myself as I never had (nor plan to) have a twit account. They took down all the Shreks, Toy Story, and Bee Movie, but you can still watch Britney Spears in Crossroads: https://twitter.com/Britney_Remixes/status/1659389159969095680?s=20
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May 22, 2023 03:29
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It's like concentrated twee 90s. So great.
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Parkingtigers posted:They took down all the Shreks, Toy Story, and Bee Movie, but you can still watch Britney Spears in Crossroads: So few understand this
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Parkingtigers posted:They took down all the Shreks, Toy Story, and Bee Movie, but you can still watch Britney Spears in Crossroads: Looking into it
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I guess joke’s on me, I’m now an hour into this film starring our unproblematic pop princess. Thank u, elom.
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Man, I couldn't even get through Crossroads when Rifftrax did it years and years and years ago. Typical Elon, facilitating copyright avoidance but only for the poo poo I wouldn't watch if you paid me.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Man, I couldn't even get through Crossroads when Rifftrax did it years and years and years ago. Typical Elon, facilitating copyright avoidance but only for the poo poo I wouldn't watch if you paid me. Shush, keep it down, I’m waiting to see if Britney and Anson Mount kiss. I hope these kids make it.
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Parkingtigers posted:Shush, keep it down, I’m waiting to see if Britney and Anson Mount kiss. I hope these kids make it. Oh friend, I have some unpleasant news for you...
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Parkingtigers posted:Shush, keep it down, I’m waiting to see if Britney and Anson Mount kiss. I hope these kids make it. Spoilers!
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Parkingtigers posted:Anson Mount  Ok hold up a second, I may need to rethink my stance
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