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The only weird little dude who gets to watch me poop is my cat.
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my phone is doing such a good job surveilling me why cant it just vacuum too
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May 22, 2023 21:22
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Cookies and cream chocolate bark is real good.
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May 22, 2023 21:24
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If some roomba engineer wants to fall in love with me via all the feet pics they're snapping then I'm all for it
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May 22, 2023 21:44
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https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2022/08/amazon-roomba-irobot-acquisition-monopoly/671145/quote:The latest Roomba models capture information that Amazon, at the moment, doesn’t have access to. iRobot’s new operating system maps the floor plan and contents of the spaces in which it operates. The vacuums are now equipped with a camera so it can respond to commands like “Clean in front of the couch.” But that means it knows what kind of couch you have—and crib, and dog bed, and so on. If the deal goes through, Amazon will too, whether or not you wanted Amazon to know that stuff. (Amazon did not comment on how it would use data collected by Roombas.)
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May 22, 2023 23:56
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Yeah I gotta Roomba. Plenty of Roomba for a hot dog + soda (with free refill) for $1.50
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May 23, 2023 00:13
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Had communion today, they offered me onions on the side. Pandemic is officially over. Ann Arbor, MI
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May 23, 2023 00:27
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im going to show my roomba my rear end in a top hat and balls
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May 23, 2023 03:28
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Mr.Acula posted:im going to show my roomba my rear end in a top hat and balls Don’t do that
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May 23, 2023 03:30
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Mr.Acula posted:im going to show my roomba my rear end in a top hat and balls Every man's ball wrinkles are unique like a fingerprint so they can find you dude.
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May 23, 2023 03:49
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I put a hundred thousand pictures of my rear end on a roomba So that amazon can spy on it, and try to keep an eye on it
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May 23, 2023 03:56
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Need someone to post the analprint scanner for the smart toilet.
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Oh, Stanford
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May 23, 2023 04:48
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Dick Fontaine posted:Oh, Stanford So many good usernames you can combo together there.
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May 23, 2023 05:05
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I think I look good naked and those overseas, underpaid Roomba contractors are getting a job perk if nothing else
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May 23, 2023 06:27
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Dick Fontaine posted:Oh, Stanford I got moon moon
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May 23, 2023 10:25
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Dick Fontaine posted:Oh, Stanford Pretty sure you can't patent something that an Adult Swim parody invented first.
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Chinatown posted:beard gang rise up If you don't have a beard you might as well be a child This goes for women as well
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Smugworth posted:If you don't have a beard you might as well be a child Finally, a beauty standard I can get behind
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SwissArmyDruid posted:https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2022/08/amazon-roomba-irobot-acquisition-monopoly/671145/ Yeah I don't give the slightest poo poo about what goons complain about with IoT devices but obviously you'll want to write off Roombas if you do
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May 23, 2023 12:37
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Yeah stupid goons complaining about things like “privacy” and “personal data being shared everywhere via partner agreements”, lol what a bunch of maroons
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May 23, 2023 14:52
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Jeffrey of Bezos is looking at your dirty posting underwear right now
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namlosh posted:Yeah stupid goons complaining about things like “privacy” and “personal data being shared everywhere via partner agreements”, lol what a bunch of maroons I didn't say they were stupid, I just said I didn't care. I'm sure from their perspective I'm the stupid one, but my robot vacuum avoids cat puke while assembling 3D scans of my baby and theirs doesn't. Tiny Timbs fucked around with this message at 15:09 on May 23, 2023 |
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Smugworth posted:Jeffrey of Bezos is looking at your dirty posting underwear right now while I'm still wearing them??
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This one Christmas my simpleton chud relations were sitting around complaining to each other about how Google was nefariously hoovering up their data and trying to control their minds. Such an evil company! Such evil people over there! Always spying all the time! Then they passed around presents and each little nuclear family group ended up with an Alexa. They all clapped and laughed and kept asking the Alexas stupid questions and trying to make them talk to each other. I pointed out how stupid that was after their previous statements and worries and they all got really mad and threw me out of Christmas that year. I worked for Google at the time.
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May 23, 2023 16:50
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If my Roomba avoids dog poo poo, and sends Bezos my feet pics, I think that's a valid trade.
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May 23, 2023 16:59
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Kaddish posted:Cookies and cream chocolate bark is real good. If my store has this I will be picking it up, I am a sucker for cookies and cream. Expecting a new member of the Not Allowed To Buy This Again club to join the sanders caramels and praline pecans. I’m pretty sure Costco has some dry rub mix(es) available; anyone know how they are? I am going to do some oven pulled pork and am feeling lazy so I was thinking if they’re decent I’d just get that rather than making my own.
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Dick Fontaine posted:This one Christmas my simpleton chud relations were sitting around complaining to each other about how Google was nefariously hoovering up their data and trying to control their minds. Such an evil company! Such evil people over there! Always spying all the time! got 'em
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Anyone bought the inflatable kayaks or boats at costco and have an opinion? The hardshell ones look way nicer and more comfortable but I don't have a F-350 with Calvin pissing on *The Liberals* so I feel like transporting one would suck. Just wary of anything kind of cheap and inflatable even being able to survive a season on a simple resevoir.
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From my experience, I’m not a fan of inflatable kayaks. They’re fine as boats but they feel absolutely nothing like a kayak on the water. If you’re good with that I guess they’d be ok.
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Also be careful around shallower areas where driftwood and pointy rocks can get stuck and rip your kayak.
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Dick Fontaine posted:From my experience, I’m not a fan of inflatable kayaks. They’re fine as boats but they feel absolutely nothing like a kayak on the water. If you’re good with that I guess they’d be ok. It is mainly for taking it out on a reservoir so I would gander I'd be treating it more like a canoe than anything. My wife has a proper white water duckie that is inflatable but that things rated for like class 5 rapids in the Grand Canyon but I honestly dont know if they make things like that anymore for sale at a store like Costco.
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If that one guy returned a several years old bed with no shame or issue, then I think you’d be fine taking a kayak back if it turns out you don’t like it.
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Beer Gay So What posted:Anyone bought the inflatable kayaks or boats at costco and have an opinion? The hardshell ones look way nicer and more comfortable but I don't have a F-350 with Calvin pissing on *The Liberals* so I feel like transporting one would suck. Just wary of anything kind of cheap and inflatable even being able to survive a season on a simple resevoir. SILs family has this or something extremely similar and seem to like it well enough for loving around on flat water https://www.costco.com/tobin-sports-wavebreak-inflatable-2-person-kayak.product.100805501.html Foam noodles and some tiedowns work pretty well on any vehicle to transport a small boat. My moms second husband had these foam blocks he would attach to the lip of his canoe and transport it on the roof that way. You can get creative without requiring an F350.
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Dick Fontaine posted:If that one guy returned a several years old bed with no shame or issue, then I think you’d be fine taking a kayak back if it turns out you don’t like it. yeah I should really think with that mindset and go give it a whirl. PBUC.
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Teabag Dome Scandal posted:SILs family has this or something extremely similar and seem to like it well enough for loving around on flat water I would need to take my ski rack off to do the boat well and I think that thing is fused on at this point, but thank you for the tips! I am not super handy on practical things like tying a boat down so my fear is it coming off on a highway and leading to a 70 car pile up.
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Teabag Dome Scandal posted:SILs family has this or something extremely similar and seem to like it well enough for loving around on flat water People carry freaking sailboats on their roofs.  
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smoobles posted:If my Roomba avoids dog poo poo, and sends Bezos my feet pics, I think that's a valid trade. What if your dog has like liquid dog poo poo that soaks into the carpet? Is the Roomba just going off the shape? My Roomba was a waste of giftcards because apparently iRobot says all models can only handle 5/8 inch thresholds. I think mine are around 1 inch so the thing gets stranded on them and can't make it from room to room.
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