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part of sisu's problem is he's john wick except for gold instead of a dog i mean there's even a truck full of joy division girls and saving them is just kind of incidental to the getting gold back
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Alan Smithee posted:part of sisu's problem is he's john wick except for gold instead of a dog All of us would kill for a shitload of gold though. Or at least attempt to.
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# ? May 23, 2023 17:48 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:All of us would kill for a shitload of gold though. Or at least attempt to. I mean, if they're Nazis sure, but not as a general rule.
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# ? May 23, 2023 17:50 |
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SISU loving rules. My main issue is the last minute or so jumps the shark. What would've been better / funnier / more cathartic is if the band of women found the MC's arms gripping the gold bag as the only remains from the plane crash, then when they go cash the gold, we turn from the bank teller to that final line of "Bills, lots of the them" from the MC (in the flesh albeit symbolically).
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# ? May 23, 2023 18:19 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:All of us would kill for a shitload of gold though. Or at least attempt to. This summer you will learn to love capitalism again
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# ? May 23, 2023 18:20 |
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ruddiger posted:This summer you will learn to love capitalism again Love of gold is old school, that goes way back before capitalism
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# ? May 23, 2023 18:21 |
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Pirate Jet posted:You could immediately improve it by removing about 80% of the dialogue. There’s no less than two scenes where a character exposits to another gradually horrified character about how our protagonist is so the wrong man to gently caress with you don’t even KNOW. It's a movie that's heavily invested in "tell, don't show." The movie has a good idea, but it really hasn't developed on from that idea. Alan Smithee posted:part of sisu's problem is he's john wick except for gold instead of a dog Yeah, this is to the movie's detriment too. Like there's this clash between "this guy just minding his own business" and "it's the Nazis." There's probably a close version of the movie where the final scene of him exchanging the gold manages to have some critical edge. Using it as a punchline just kinda underlines the paucity of the film.
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# ? May 23, 2023 18:23 |
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I've seen gold irl and it's kinda ehh
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# ? May 23, 2023 18:23 |
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Sisu was a great time watching it in the cinema, even if it took the rest of my audience some time to catch up with the fact it wasn't supposed to be taken too seriously (I was on board from that first Nazi kill). I did have to also laugh at how ridiculously bad the Nazis were at shooting straight, even with a mounted machine gun. I also think the plane crash could have been made a little more credible by having him at least attempt to glide it in, otherwise yeah that suggested ending sounds better.
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smug n stuff posted:There was a whole trailer centered around how The Dog Doesn't Die Yep, that was the one I saw before Beau Is Afraid.
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Failed Imagineer posted:All of us would kill for a shitload of gold though. Or at least attempt to. Are we talking an imperial shitload or a metric shitload? There is enough difference to effect the extent and thoroughness of my bloodlust.
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# ? May 23, 2023 18:57 |
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Kilogold just isn’t the same as “the amount of gold a king could carry with his two hands”
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# ? May 23, 2023 19:05 |
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I would require a Ninja Scroll-ending amount of gold to start murdering. The upside is that I would do a Ninja Scroll-ending amount of murder for that much gold.
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# ? May 23, 2023 19:05 |
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Yep, that was the one I saw before Beau Is Afraid. how'd you like Beau?
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# ? May 23, 2023 19:10 |
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:how'd you like Beau? I liked the very last scene, felt like a Bruce McCullough directed KITH sketch. The rest was extremely broad and obvious in the worst way.
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# ? May 23, 2023 19:13 |
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Grendels Dad posted:I would require a Ninja Scroll-ending amount of gold to start murdering. The upside is that I would do a Ninja Scroll-ending amount of murder for that much gold. It’s wild that one guy did so many of the most notorious 80s OVA movies, because I don’t think I’d want to watch anything else by Kawajiri after sitting through Wicked City. Wretched movie.
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# ? May 23, 2023 19:23 |
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X-Ray Pecs posted:It’s wild that one guy did so many of the most notorious 80s OVA movies, because I don’t think I’d want to watch anything else by Kawajiri after sitting through Wicked City. Wretched movie. I'd not even go back to Ninja Scroll, kick-rear end as much of it might be. But Wicked City absolutely takes the cake.
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# ? May 23, 2023 19:29 |
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I was laughing like a nutter on Beau but even I had to look at my watch because omg this movie still has an hour left?!
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# ? May 23, 2023 19:30 |
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Sticking a shaggy dog joke into an already 2hour and change movie is certainly a choice
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# ? May 23, 2023 19:32 |
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:I liked the very last scene, felt like a Bruce McCullough directed KITH sketch. The rest was extremely broad and obvious in the worst way. Interesting. I enjoyed the first half a lot but didn't really care for much of the second half. Final shot was pretty good though.
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# ? May 23, 2023 19:44 |
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https://twitter.com/Repugned/status/1661076639357214720?s=20 (Disclosure: this is my account. Yes, I am promoting a tweet I wrote).
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# ? May 23, 2023 20:39 |
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therattle posted:https://twitter.com/Repugned/status/1661076639357214720?s=20 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocU86emy-Bw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMspwShgxQ0&t=215s
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“tell him I’m loving coming!” From the Limey (1999)
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therattle posted:https://twitter.com/Repugned/status/1661076639357214720?s=20 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRvXlJggANA
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therattle posted:https://twitter.com/Repugned/status/1661076639357214720?s=20 https://youtu.be/CSMOVeE9YBI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T4A2SqFm94&t=205sFreudianSlippers posted:Are we talking an imperial shitload or a metric shitload? A shitload is a standard metric measurement. The imperial system is fucktons. CPL593H fucked around with this message at 22:50 on May 23, 2023 |
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therattle posted:https://twitter.com/Repugned/status/1661076639357214720?s=20 The opening of The Martian. Not a great movie, but a fantastic PG-13 F bomb
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mutantIke posted:a fantastic PG-13 F bomb The classic answer for this is the meltdown from Planes Trains and Automobiles
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# ? May 24, 2023 00:06 |
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Watched Love & Saucers. The part where they interview a college professor who’s like, “you see stories of erotic encounters with beings from beyond all throughout history, in many cultures. Historically they were understood through a religious framework, but in modern times they take on a sci-fi nature. Either way they’re real, they actually happen, and it happened to me once” is insanely good.
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# ? May 24, 2023 00:41 |
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Really digging the Asteroid City reviews.
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# ? May 24, 2023 00:53 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:The classic answer for this is the meltdown from Planes Trains and Automobiles That movie is R Also what happened to the borderlands movie lmao
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CelticPredator posted:That movie is R They got a different director (Tim Miller) to do a bunch of reshoots after Eli Roth hosed off to film Thanksgiving
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# ? May 24, 2023 02:32 |
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That’s insane lol.
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# ? May 24, 2023 02:57 |
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Wowwww Schrader's new film is so terribly thought out. Just every poor decision you can think of while the man works out his issues. I can't believe they actually got a whole production crew to film this weird old man fantasy.
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# ? May 24, 2023 03:52 |
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Pirate Jet posted:They got a different director (Tim Miller) to do a bunch of reshoots after Eli Roth hosed off to film Thanksgiving The truth is that Randy Pitchford left behind a big puddle of grease while he was visiting the set and Eli Roth slipped on it and slid right into the craft services table at an incredible speed. He died instantly.
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# ? May 24, 2023 04:48 |
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watching Sisu right now so much fun lol, hated that for some reason my theater only had it for like half a week, so missed seeing it there
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# ? May 24, 2023 04:57 |
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Tubi’s ad breaks during Enter the Void is some quality
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# ? May 24, 2023 05:21 |
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Segue posted:Wowwww Schrader's new film is so terribly thought out. Just every poor decision you can think of while the man works out his issues. Master Race was right there a nazi race car driver hello paul schrader
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# ? May 24, 2023 05:58 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 09:38 |
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Paul Schrader has a dial on his back, where one side says 'make incredible films' and the other side says 'be a huge rear end in a top hat and make lovely movies' and nobody knows who keeps moving the dial back and forth randomly.
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# ? May 24, 2023 06:04 |