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Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



shiksa posted:

stand up for C O DEE

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son



lol

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Quantum of Phallus posted:

C*dy is having the worst day at his job, every Monday night

Getting beat up by brock every monday seems like it's been a pretty lucrative career move

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
brock lesnar isnt even that tough

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

brock lesnar isnt even that tough

all you gotta do is punch him in the stomach once

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

shiksa posted:

i.... just wanted to know..... if any of these loving referees wanted to.... bust through the ring and gently caress ON ME



shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle


incredible lmao

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019


lmao

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Alaois posted:

all you gotta do is punch him in the stomach once

dumb bitch even has a tattoo pointing to his weak spot

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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It feels like Brock has been on tv more in the last year than the 10 preceding it. Dude must be getting paid

Hammond Egger
Feb 20, 2011

by the sex ghost

zetamind2000 posted:

Getting beat up by brock every monday seems like it's been a pretty lucrative career move

He'd probably be feuding with Jeff Jarrett if he was still in AEW.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

zetamind2000 posted:

Getting beat up by brock every monday seems like it's been a pretty lucrative career move

getting his rear end kicked by a guy cooler than he is to a cheering crowd is kind of his niche

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

Hirez posted:




i mean... in hindsight....

I gave HHH too much credit with that lovely mspaint. If you watch the match, he didn’t even hook the leg.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

lol Every time I see this shirt it just reminds me of this very stupid and very funny standup bit, which I can't embed because I only see it on the Comedy Central site.

https://www.cc.com/video/l23efn/comedy-central-stand-up-presents-casey-james-salengo-where-s-daddy-gonna-sit

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Lmao at this page

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.

dsriggs posted:

I gave HHH too much credit with that lovely mspaint. If you watch the match, he didn’t even hook the leg.

I seem to remember the camera panning out to catch the audience reaction... and all you see are a bunch of people getting up to go to the toilet and shrugging while IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME plays to an otherwise silent arena. It might be the greatest non-reaction to a world title match finish at a major PPV ever, and one fully deserved.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Hammond Egger posted:

He'd probably be feuding with Jeff Jarrett if he was still in AEW.

Jeff Jarrett displaying his Double-M A repertoire against Brock while Sonjay Dutt obnoxiously cheers him on would be pretty entertaining though.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Alaois posted:

all you gotta do is punch him in the stomach once

Wait, Cody's fighting somebody who is vulnerable to getting punched in the tummy?
This looks like a job for....ANTHONY AGOGO!

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

https://twitter.com/Cultaholic/status/1661329899255128066?s=20

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

drat, 90 days would be end of September so that means no Shanky at All in.

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."



WWE wishes Cody Rhodes the best in his future endeavours

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Do Bray again

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

CopywrightMMXI posted:

drat, 90 days would be end of September so that means no Shanky at All in.

there's no way they're gonna stop paying Shanky 5 figures to dance for Vince

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Mustafa Ali probably finally gets his release request granted

Already teasing it too

quote:

At Night of Champions, if I can’t be a champion, then I don’t deserve to be here. This Saturday, either my dream finally comes true, or my dream dies, and if it’s gonna die, then I’m going down with it.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Chris James 2 posted:

Mustafa Ali probably finally gets his release request granted

Already teasing it too

Comedy option, Ali wins, signs a contract and is immediately Zack Ryder'd the night after.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Gonzo McFee posted:

Comedy option, Ali wins, signs a contract and is immediately Zack Ryder'd the night after.

Yeah that sounds to me like he's winning a title and then getting immediately pasted.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!

Hefty Leftist posted:

WWE wishes Cody Rhodes the best in his future endeavours

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

i don't suppose this level of cuckolding happens in wrestling's other royal families

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
It does with the Cornettes but he's less of a royal and more of a stable boy

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


The McMahons keep suggesting and occasionally doing incest angles for each other which since they're all married counts also as cucking

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

projecthalaxy posted:

The McMahons keep suggesting and occasionally doing incest angles for each other which since they're all married counts also as cucking

I think that's mostly just Vince constantly suggesting incest and cucking angles and everybody else going "jesus loving christ........."

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son




Cucking is a two way street...

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

projecthalaxy posted:



Cucking is a two way street...

God drat WWE has been terrible for so long.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

How do I have no memory of that lmao jesus christ Vince

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son




None of us will ever have a tenth of the Complex Family Dynamics the McMahons do.


E:


Did somebody say...




CUCKING???

E2: transparencied for ypur use

projecthalaxy fucked around with this message at 15:19 on May 24, 2023

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