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Frosted Flake posted:Can you explain why? I can never tell, even if I go out with people, who will be a heavy drinker. The eyes.
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# ? May 26, 2023 12:02 |
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# ? May 20, 2024 19:23 |
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skooma512 posted:https://jalopnik.com/whistleblower-drops-100-gigabytes-of-tesla-secrets-to-g-1850476542 you won't care (because you'll be dead)
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# ? May 26, 2023 13:13 |
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Vox Nihili posted:
came here to post this. even if ai doesn't work as advertised it will be absolutely be used to gently caress over labour. same as it ever was.
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# ? May 26, 2023 13:29 |
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Vox Nihili posted:
That's a nice trick. Give the "wellness chatbot" a female sounding name. That way if anyone goes "Tessa is a bitch" you can whack them with the auto banhammer for mysogeny or whatever and you're free and clear.
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# ? May 26, 2023 13:32 |
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all Tessa needs to do is respond with a bunch of platitudes and catchphrases and dispatch a SWAT team to the patient's home if they use a keyword like "suicide"
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# ? May 26, 2023 13:38 |
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wait... helping people isn't profitable so how does the eating disorder company make money? i went to their website to see if they charge for the chatbot and it wasn't clear. they've got a job posting though! Title: Senior Associate of Resources, Chatbot NEDA is seeking a motivated and detail-oriented individual to support the Mission department in expanding a chatbot program to efficiently deliver clear information to individuals and loved ones affected by eating disorders 24 hours a day. This role will focus on uniting the most powerful elements of the NEDA website- the Eating Disorder Screening Tool, the Treatment Resource Map, prevention programming, and our online resources- into a powerful user experience. This role requires strong communication skills and judgment, knowledge of computer operations and artificial intelligence, a self-starting attitude, and collaboration. Annual compensation is $61,800-$63,700
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# ? May 26, 2023 13:53 |
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Norton posted:wait... helping people isn't profitable so how does the eating disorder company make money? i went to their website to see if they charge for the chatbot and it wasn't clear. they've got a job posting though! The economy is bifurcating. The important 10% of Americans will have an actual therapist or psychiatrist, everyone else gets a computer program that tells them to gently caress off.
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# ? May 26, 2023 14:04 |
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Yeah like I thought, a little hotter than expected because of energy prices. Yields are going up and bond markets are acting like we won’t see lower rates for a while.
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# ? May 26, 2023 14:06 |
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There's a push in the medical industry to normalize urgent care for routine medical care for the bottom mass of the economy instead of PCPs. So you'll basically go to a strip mall doctor when something is wrong with you and never have regular visits, a medical history, etc. the biggest part of staying healthy is routine preventative care and screening.
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# ? May 26, 2023 14:11 |
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https://twitter.com/BusinessInsider/status/1662018908482686977?s=20
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# ? May 26, 2023 14:30 |
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dollar tree can just replace material conditions with a chatbot
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# ? May 26, 2023 14:33 |
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Cold on a Cob posted:came here to post this. yeah I posted it yesterday when I heard about it. If you read the article, it's 100% a union busting strategy that's going to result in death. The staff at neda had just filed for union recognition like 5 days before the owner gets everyone on a zoom call and says the AI has your job now. It's not going to work at all, the people who programmed the bot say it's not functional. Getting brushed off by a fuckin chatbot when you're trying to talk to a human is annoying in a customer service situation but basically manslaughter when you're operating a crisis hotline. It's mad cruel
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# ? May 26, 2023 14:35 |
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if you’re a regular poster in cspam and you’re not shoplifting something as a matter of course you need to lurk more. or gently caress off to yospos where you belong
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# ? May 26, 2023 14:35 |
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so you get them to unlock it and go to the self service and just code it in as organic potatoes instead now
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# ? May 26, 2023 14:37 |
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this is good news for bitcoin!
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# ? May 26, 2023 14:41 |
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Vox Nihili posted:
Goddamn this is like that scene after Matt Damon's character is trapped in the oven and gets radiation sickness...the one where the robot "doctor" throws pills at him and threatens to have him arrested.
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# ? May 26, 2023 14:44 |
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anonumos posted:Goddamn this is like that scene after Matt Damon's character is trapped in the oven and gets radiation sickness...the one where the robot "doctor" throws pills at him and threatens to have him arrested. Still wish we got the villain in a robot tiger body ending tho
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# ? May 26, 2023 14:51 |
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Stereotype posted:the Blue Dogs have always been boot licking corporate stooges. they just went away when that just became the entire party Maybe this time blue dog will mean hates the gays.
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# ? May 26, 2023 14:57 |
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i am harry posted:if you’re a regular poster in cspam and you’re not shoplifting something as a matter of course you need to lurk more. This is unfair to those of us w govt jobs
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# ? May 26, 2023 14:57 |
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Knight posted:People thought this movie, where the rich keep the poor from having access to lifesaving medical care because they want it for themselves and don't want any wait, was too obvious. The biggest point I thought was that they had magical healing beds which appear to run on basic electricity, so lifesaving medical care was almost free, but the rich withheld it anyway. No real economic benefit. Just completely "You don't deserve to live." And it's really close to reality...
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# ? May 26, 2023 14:57 |
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Man if you have to lock up poo poo that costs $1.25…..
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# ? May 26, 2023 15:02 |
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anonumos posted:Goddamn this is like that scene after Matt Damon's character is trapped in the oven and gets radiation sickness...the one where the robot "doctor" throws pills at him and threatens to have him arrested. The one that is widely hated by critics for being unrealistic and preachy.
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# ? May 26, 2023 15:04 |
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Glumwheels posted:Man if you have to lock up poo poo that costs $1.25….. https://violationtracker.goodjobsfirst.org/parent/dollar-tree
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# ? May 26, 2023 15:10 |
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Ardennes posted:The one that is widely hated by critics for being unrealistic and preachy. I love how "preachy," almost always meaning clearly articulated class antagonism, is Bad Art because the most influential critics occupy their positions thanks to social hierarchy, and not artistic and human insight
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# ? May 26, 2023 15:18 |
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https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1662068606325121025?s=20
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# ? May 26, 2023 15:27 |
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That one and the one where there were time police and violent redistribution of minutes were good imo.
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# ? May 26, 2023 15:31 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0YkPnwoYyE
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# ? May 26, 2023 15:32 |
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good bye investment banker class?
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# ? May 26, 2023 15:34 |
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Progress marches on https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1661877726138056705?t=_9-DMk87tVoPZAHvKUyA1Q&s=19
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# ? May 26, 2023 15:36 |
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Mr Hootington posted:Progress marches on Love it
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# ? May 26, 2023 15:36 |
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They do this in the Target and CVS in my neighborhood. The Target is also understaffed, so good luck finding someone with the keys. Love to wait 10min just to get deodorant.
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# ? May 26, 2023 15:37 |
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an ai that says number go up and buy buy buy
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# ? May 26, 2023 15:41 |
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Mr Hootington posted:Progress marches on What could go wrong?
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# ? May 26, 2023 15:45 |
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lol some actual living breathing humans are going to be maimed by this idiot
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# ? May 26, 2023 15:51 |
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Jel Shaker posted:lol some actual living breathing humans are going to be maimed by this idiot and they'll line up for it while saying "thank you elon sir, you are a genius"
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# ? May 26, 2023 15:52 |
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RealityWarCriminal posted:an ai that says number go up and buy buy buy good morning sir, i have analyzed the market trends and determined that today you should BUY STOCK and HOLD ON TO IT FOREVER
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# ? May 26, 2023 15:55 |
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Oww My Eye posted:They do this in the Target and CVS in my neighborhood. The Target is also understaffed, so good luck finding someone with the keys. Love to wait 10min just to get deodorant. the trick is to pretend to try to be breaking in and someone will then immediately come by and go “heh can I help you??”
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# ? May 26, 2023 15:59 |
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Jel Shaker posted:lol some actual living breathing humans are going to be maimed by this idiot tesla drivers already exist
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# ? May 26, 2023 16:00 |
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Jel Shaker posted:lol some actual living breathing humans are going to be maimed by this idiot I mean you are more likely to die in a Tesla than other vehicles because it tries to kill you
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# ? May 26, 2023 16:03 |