Captain Monkey posted:

They must have your posts hung up in an attic somewhere.

Lobok posted:

I've been framed!

hatty posted:

Zora cloaca

Runa posted:

it means no worries

for the rest of your days

redneck nazgul posted:

SA has never had a paranormal forum.

spookykid posted:

There was a paranormal GBS subforum about 3-4 years ago, back when they were doing rotating forums every 2-6 months to see what stuck. That same initiative is why The Cholesterol Clubhouse/gently caress You and Dine fast-food subforum exists.

spookykid posted:

There was a paranormal GBS subforum about 3-4 years ago, back when they were doing rotating forums every 2-6 months to see what stuck. That same initiative is why The Cholesterol Clubhouse/gently caress You and Dine fast-food subforum exists.

iwentdoodie posted:

Captain Monkey posted:

They must have your posts hung up in an attic somewhere.

LeBroomed Riggs posted:

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH GET THE MOTHERFUCKING BROOMS OUT

Lebron literally needed AD plus absolutely generation ref rigging to get past Steph and the warriors

And entire series playing 8 vs 5, with 160 free throws to 80 in what was perhaps the most blatant example of fixing a series in sports

And for what?! To get MOTHERFUCKING SWEPT!!!! Even though the refs were STILL trying to rig it for them!!! Game 3 the refs gave the lakers almost TRIPLE the amount of free throws and even called THIS a foul on Jokic to put him into foul trouble:

https://twitter.com/clutchpointsapp/status/1660107082790567936?s=46&t=KoG6gJ34IBiEhFZeDeLk5g

Bahahahahah but the so-called self proclaimed “king” got swept yet again!!! Even with the fix on his side!!!!

Wardell Stephen Curry II: 4 rings, way less years, one team his whole career, no bubble, no crying on national television for the league office to suspend his opponents and…

NEVER BEEN SWEPT!!! Never even lost in 5!!!

Bahahahahahahahahaha hang the fucken banner bronsexuals:

https://twitter.com/nocontext_gsw/status/1660127661522403329?s=46&t=KoG6gJ34IBiEhFZeDeLk5g

Lebron swept AGAIN even with generational ref rigging. I can’t believe this is my life hahahahahahah

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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

whats cooler than bein cool?

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

ICE COLD

ELTON JOHN posted:

alright

Ror posted:

ELTON JOHN posted:

alright

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

ELTON JOHN posted:

alright

Admiral Joeslop posted:

ELTON JOHN posted:

alright

Jakabite posted:

NOW LADIES

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EorayMel posted:

Roosevelt posted:

a computer will never replace my dilz

dpkg chopra posted:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbon_nanotube_computer

ultrafilter posted:

Snackmar posted:

bobjr posted:

https://twitter.com/dis_ous/status/1660473654348591107?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw

OwlFancier posted:

Would you like to hear the breakup again?

[YES]
[NO]

Captain Invictus posted:

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Be careful Graham, that's a brohohohoken heart!

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Be careful Graham, that's a brohohohoken heart!

Space Kablooey posted:

Jim "coops up" the elevator in Dunder Mifflin by throwing a layer dirt on the floor, which is then followed by a number of chickens, some fence posts and chicken wire around it. When a chicken lays an egg Jim makes it into a egg sandwich which he then gives it to Dwight, saying that they have "Egg"sellent taste.

Dwight calls animal control.

poisonpill posted:

Jim answers the phone. "Hello, this is the Scranton animal control office. Chief Dog Catcher speaking, how may I help you?"

Barudak posted:

Sometimes you have daddy issues and sometimes, years later, you get gifted the whole back catalog

`Nemesis posted:

10 Beers posted:

Our house. In the middle of our street.

Cythereal posted:

CzarChasm posted:

CzarChasm posted:

zimbomonkey posted:

This post eventually led me to learn that this happened 5 minutes from my house 2 days ago. This is the first I'm hearing of it.

Waffle! posted:

I'm contemplating bad life choices.

Brawnfire posted:

I somehow regret my future

Cojawfee posted:

What's your resting poo poo rate?

wheatpuppy posted:

About one post per hour.

TheJude posted:

I am in dire need of help, I really need you guys to help save my rear end.
It all started a few months ago when I moved out of the house and got an apartment near college. My dad gave me a little money to help me out but refused to give me more, little git, he's rich!
He insisted I get a job or something and pay for most the stuff myself.
I was like gently caress that, I'm not getting a job in one of those middle class places and being forced to interact with those kinds of people, I am Jude after all.
So I swiped my dads credit card to pimp up my apartment, large HD TVs, home theater systems, high prices cars, I need to impress the babes. Jude loves the babes.
Anyway, my dad wouldn't notice this money gone but he's going to be checking his bills and he'll know he didn't use it to buy cars, computers and TVs. This is where you guys come in, I need help finding a way to hide all this from him, I was thinking of hide and deny. I really need advice. If he finds out about this he'll take away my luxurys and force me to get a job. I turn my nose up at getting a job that isn't high paying. Also I refuse to be around the people who work these jobs, I don't even want to know em, I am Jude after all. Who does my dad think he is anyway? I want to spend my nights with babes, not working, he's a selfish rear end in a top hat.
So any advice would be nice, I really need my rear end to be saved here you guys.
Thank you so much

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Biplane posted:

Nay, Jude

Pirate Radar posted:

Don’t rob your dad

flavor.flv posted:

Nah

flavor.flv posted:

Nah

flavor.flv posted:

Nah

flavor.flv posted:

Nah

flavor.flv posted:

Nah

flavor.flv posted:

Nah

flavor.flv posted:

Nah

flavor.flv posted:

Nah

flavor.flv posted:

Nah

FFT posted:

FFT posted:

Pirate Radar posted:

Don’t rob your dad

FFT posted: