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teen witch posted:Counterpoint: don’t gently caress Ted Cruz. Imagine the smell Also you'd probably contract something.
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That scene from JFK
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Automatic Slim posted:It's been said before but Trump really dogs the people who work/worked for him and only loves people he wants to impress or hitch his train to. McEnany will still gargle his balls and say he's the greatest President/human being in history.
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# ? May 31, 2023 09:43 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkJd5oQXt4g
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# ? May 31, 2023 10:10 |
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I always wondered where "milquetoast" came from, so I looked it up. It's from the name of "Caspar Milquetoast", a fictional character known for being spineless and ineffective. However, his name was actually derived from a dish called, of course, "milk toast". So get ready for chuds saying "Um well actually Trump was right all along and is very clever and literate and knew exactly what he was doing." Just like Thigh-land.
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# ? May 31, 2023 11:02 |
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Stoatbringer posted:I always wondered where "milquetoast" came from, so I looked it up. And his finest jellybeans, raw
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# ? May 31, 2023 11:07 |
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To the die-hard try-hards bending reality to make him be right about Milk Toast, I say, Yo, Semite! If you look at the oranges… at the oranges… at the beginnings of his presidency, “TRUMP” has always supported are infantroopen, he never did so anomonus… anomunusly. Anyway, I have to ride my Sock Rocket out of the airport from the revolutionary war. God Blesh The United Shaits
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teen witch posted:And his finest jellybeans, raw Well he's a full on rapist after all
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# ? May 31, 2023 11:51 |
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Ted Cruz isn't redeeming himself the Overton window is just veering right so fast he's looking closer to the center because he isn't outright braying for queer genocide
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# ? May 31, 2023 11:59 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Newest freak out Lol @ went to Petsmart and pets are gay now, sigh! What do you think a rainbow-colored bone is? It's a gay bone, baby. And I'm not saying dogs didn't naturally have homosexual feelings. I'm not even getting into it, quite frankly. Do you think I'm like, oh, shocked by it, so I'm up here bashing it because I don't like gay dogs? I DON'T LIKE 'EM PUTTING BONES IN THE STORE THAT TURN THE FREAKIN' DOGS GAY!!
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# ? May 31, 2023 12:03 |
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pets ARE gay, every time i have rabbits of all one sex and dont neuter they become intensely homosexual i got a flock of chickens, one of the ladies grew giant spurs and makes rooster noises pets are very lbgt
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# ? May 31, 2023 12:05 |
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I certainly don't want to give Ted Cruz any credit, he's a shithead, but my first impression was also that he has simply gotten left behind the maga descent into ultra right extremism. He was always just playing kayfabe about most of this poo poo anyways just to please the filthy masses, uncaring of who it theoretically hurt. Now that real humans are very likely going to be put to death, I think he went "whoa ha ha least we can all agree that's nuts, huh, the leftists can't say we're that bad!" And then his party's new slavering inhuman base replied "actually we love that and think it's good and you're a rino now we're hungry for genocide"
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# ? May 31, 2023 12:32 |
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https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1663749037990764544 lol where do they find these people?
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# ? May 31, 2023 12:33 |
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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1663749037990764544 Johnny Joey Jones holy loving poo poo that can't be a real name Jeremor fucked around with this message at 12:41 on May 31, 2023 |
# ? May 31, 2023 12:34 |
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It's tucker in a moustache
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Jeremor posted:Johnny Joey Jones holy loving poo poo that can't be a real name Karl Kent Kelly wasn’t available
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Jeremor posted:Johnny Joey Jones holy loving poo poo that can't be a real name https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-LtddOgUCE
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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1663749037990764544 No this is a deepfake. You’re lying to me. There is no goddamn way.
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# ? May 31, 2023 12:42 |
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Greetings my fellow humans it is I, Johnny Joey Jones. The beings known as liberals must be eradicated from this planet and the rest of the galaxy, so say I, simian propagandist Johnny Joey Jones. Like you, I also struggle with the high price of... liquefied organic fuel? And this is clearly the fault of the earth president, Johnathon Joey Biden.
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Jeremor posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYpYlbX8MhY
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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1663749037990764544 https://twitter.com/simpsons_DG/status/1638838445610004483?s=20
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# ? May 31, 2023 12:44 |
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john waters but perverted
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kazil posted:https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1663749037990764544 Main guest: Leonard Leo Leonardo
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teen witch posted:Counterpoint: don’t gently caress Ted Cruz. Imagine the smell We've all been inside a Subway
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Jeremor posted:
Evil Steve-o
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# ? May 31, 2023 12:53 |
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Oh yeah this'll work out wellquote:Tara Reade, a former Senate staffer who in 2020 accused Joe Biden of sexual assault, has said she had defected to Russia. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/may/30/tara-reade-defects-russia-biden
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I wonder where the line is between defection and emigration
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I go to target at least once a week and I actually had to go out of my way to find the tiny rear end pride section
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https://twitter.com/krupali/status/1366701585867309058 https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/8243748/who-forgiato-blow-target-boycott-rapper/
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# ? May 31, 2023 13:22 |
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I thought Tiny rear end Pride month was November?
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Dementropy posted:https://twitter.com/krupali/status/1366701585867309058 im gonna use a stage name Jantz sounds too gay call me forgelato (i'll) blow
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# ? May 31, 2023 13:26 |
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all these dipshits are just weird theater kids who hate themselves because they don't have it and also arnt big magic 80s masculinty icons so they try to pretend to be "chud new age" or some poo poo while the jerk off about classical art that they don't understand.
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# ? May 31, 2023 13:29 |
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He looks like the kind of robot that would keep trying to have sex with you even after half the human flesh has peeled off his face.
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Alan Smithee posted:im gonna use a stage name Jantz sounds too gay It's car rims & cocaine reference, GOSH. Lol these fuckin rich kids though, trying to pretend at being all grass-roots self made.
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Dementropy posted:https://twitter.com/krupali/status/1366701585867309058 Holy loving poo poo So this guy is just rich and living off his family name, because he's not successful at all by himself? Just absolutely SHOCKING news
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# ? May 31, 2023 13:42 |
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TIL our dying gay forum shops at Target. How long has this been going on? I feel sick.
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Jeremor posted:
Hoomans, notice how my neck flesh and head flesh form a perfectly straight tube of organic matter, you are attracted to my geometric perfection and the jutting protuberance of my features steinrokkan fucked around with this message at 13:52 on May 31, 2023 |
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Lmao, first thing I thought of too
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