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lobsterminator: Oct 16, 2012

Barometer posted:

I recognized her. She was in Hotel Hell and she rocked. Which is why it took a moment for me to get the joke, because I thought it was relevant to the actual person.

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# ? May 26, 2024 05:35

Ballbot5000: Dec 13, 2008; Fabricati diem, pvnc.

lobsterminator posted:

I recognized her. She was in Hotel Hell and she rocked. Which is why it took a moment for me to get the joke, because I thought it was relevant to the actual person.

Karen Thompson alt account spotted

# ? Jun 1, 2023 10:15

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

yeah that was a good one, two rich girls had their daddy buy them a hotel and left Karen Thomson to do all the work

# ? Jun 1, 2023 13:37

gbut: Mar 28, 2008; 😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉

Happy Pride Month, everyone!

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# ? Jun 1, 2023 15:47

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

gbut posted:

Happy Pride Month, everyone!

Disappointed no veridian dynamics

# ? Jun 1, 2023 15:49

Beve Stuscemi: Jun 6, 2001

Grassy Knowles posted:

Disappointed no Lumon Industries

# ? Jun 1, 2023 15:55

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

disappointed EA is not listed

# ? Jun 1, 2023 16:13

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Disappointed

# ? Jun 1, 2023 16:17

LASER BEAM DREAM: Nov 3, 2005; Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?

The SCP one is real, and people freaked out.

edit: lol https://www.reddit.com/r/SCP/comments/8rx7hv/i_know_im_going_to_get_downvoted_for_this_but_i/

# ? Jun 1, 2023 16:47

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

2 C flour
4 tsp baking powder
1 tsp salt
1 tsp baking soda
Whisk it up
Cut in 2-5 tbs unsalted butter depending on if you have company or feel like you've earned it or whatever you base your butter content decisions on.
Stir in 7 fl oz milk
Mix it the absolute minimum it takes to hold together, then dump the dough out onto the counter and begin carefully folding it over on itself and flattening with your hands, not a rolling pin. Each fold makes a flaky layer. Flatten to 3/4" to 1" thick, cut out as many as you can with whatever biscuit or cookie cutter you like. Take the remainders and repeat the folding, flattening, and cutting while handling as little as possible.

Bake at 425F for 9-12 minutes. Thicker and larger diameter ones take longer and will have a bit of golden brown crust before the center is done. Stick em in a bowl wrapped up in a tea towel for 5 minutes before eating to let them finish.

That's my method, which my wife taught me. People like them. More fat in the form of butter and higher fat milk is best, but even just 2 tbs butter and skim milk is still pretty good. There are a lot of other ways to make good biscuits too.

Try this recipe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82XqhHYwB-Q

# ? Jun 1, 2023 16:56

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Bake deez nuts

# ? Jun 1, 2023 18:24

captainOrbital: Jan 23, 2003; Wrathchild!
💢🧒

# ? Jun 1, 2023 18:31

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

Acurate

# ? Jun 1, 2023 19:30

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/4kC1C99.mp4

# ? Jun 1, 2023 20:51

Cyrano4747: Sep 25, 2006; Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/4kC1C99.mp4

As someone who drank one of those exactly once, this is a broken clock / twice a day situation.

# ? Jun 1, 2023 21:15

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

(Surveying the cans of empty Monster Energy drinks strewn about my desk)

# ? Jun 1, 2023 21:21

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

# ? Jun 1, 2023 22:02

Barometer: Sep 23, 2007; You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.

lobsterminator posted:

I recognized her. She was in Hotel Hell and she rocked. Which is why it took a moment for me to get the joke, because I thought it was relevant to the actual person.

I thought you wrote "Motel Hell" and did a double take.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Oh man, America's so faded, bro! :2bong:

# ? Jun 1, 2023 22:05

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/4kC1C99.mp4

Yup. Uh huh. Yeah. That's right. Yes. ...i'm sorry were you going somewhere with this?

# ? Jun 1, 2023 22:16

Haptical Sales Slut: Mar 15, 2010; Age 18 to 49

Karate Bastard posted:

Yup. Uh huh. Yeah. That's right. Yes. ...i'm sorry were you going somewhere with this?

# ? Jun 1, 2023 22:27

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Satan isn't real you idiot. What's that, yeah boss, this is the idiot lady who believes in satan. Yeah. Yeah lady, boss says you should leave.

# ? Jun 1, 2023 22:35

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Imagine pulling out Hebrew letters like you're some sort of scholar while not knowing that the Number of the Beast is 616.

# ? Jun 1, 2023 22:37

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR
🔊😴

Hey buddy, that depends on whether you're in a region where he was called Caesar Nero or Caesar Neron.

# ? Jun 1, 2023 22:42

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Baron von Eevl posted:

Neron.

What the gently caress did you call me

# ? Jun 1, 2023 22:44

Barometer: Sep 23, 2007; You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.

Oh poo poo, it's ON!

A few years ago my GF and I were at this thrift shop run by church volunteers and the nice little old ladies were puttering around and doing their thing while casually talking about the DEMONS they saw at the Wal Mart the other day.

# ? Jun 1, 2023 22:55

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

There might be demons at Walmart.

# ? Jun 1, 2023 23:06

JosephSkunk: Dec 16, 2003; Yes, evidently you had misperceived it as rain.

Arivia posted:

Biscuits are much lighter overall. A good scone is heavy as gently caress.

But are biscuits and gravy a sandwich?

# ? Jun 1, 2023 23:07

HenryJLittlefinger: Jan 31, 2010; stomp clap

Karate Bastard posted:

Satan isn't real you idiot. What's that, yeah boss, this is the idiot lady who believes in satan. Yeah. Yeah lady, boss says you should leave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6zovYEZs5g

# ? Jun 1, 2023 23:12

Tendales: Mar 9, 2012

Satan is real, and strong, and is my friend.

# ? Jun 1, 2023 23:20

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Uh huh. Yeah. Yeah. And then you became selfish? Uh huh. And your friends started hating you, yeah? And that's all this other guys fault, right, gotcha, you know what security is finally here, thank god, now git.

# ? Jun 1, 2023 23:22

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR
🔊😴

Satan is clean and rad and working with power.

# ? Jun 1, 2023 23:39

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Satan? The dude literally oozes sex appeal.

# ? Jun 1, 2023 23:43

Barometer: Sep 23, 2007; You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.

Tendales posted:

Satan is real, and strong, and is my friend.

# ? Jun 1, 2023 23:57

Velocity Raptor: Jul 27, 2007; I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

Antigravitas posted:

Try this recipe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82XqhHYwB-Q

Can I add eggs?

# ? Jun 1, 2023 23:59

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Hail Satan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxnN05vOuSM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy0l2r0IxkI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enL_lzVyNdM

# ? Jun 2, 2023 00:15

Rascar Capac: Aug 31, 2016; Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

FreudianSlippers posted:

Imagine pulling out Hebrew letters like you're some sort of scholar while not knowing that the Number of the Beast is 616.

He lives in Greater Grand Rapids, Michigan?

# ? Jun 2, 2023 00:24

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

LASER BEAM DREAM posted:

The SCP one is real, and people freaked out.

edit: lol https://www.reddit.com/r/SCP/comments/8rx7hv/i_know_im_going_to_get_downvoted_for_this_but_i/

Oh my gooooooood lmfao

# ? Jun 2, 2023 00:25

CuriousSymptoms: Jul 18, 2004; Those Goddamn Rainbows Are At It Again

At the risk of continuing scone derailment chat, I just wanted to share this Mary Berry recipe, which is above and beyond the best one I've found over the years. Happy baking, everyone. https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/tea_time_scones_77839/amp

# ? Jun 2, 2023 00:26

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

Satan is building a religion
He is building it bigger
He is widening the corridors
And adding more lanes

# ? Jun 2, 2023 00:45

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# ? May 26, 2024 05:35

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

gbut posted:

Happy Pride Month, everyone!

I want you to tell me the red ribbon army is not gay as hell.

# ? Jun 2, 2023 00:50

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