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Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Smugworth posted:

Did we ever get proof D&C actually owned a pepper cannon

mod challenge?

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


He posted a bad Photoshop of somebody's ugly shelf with a pepper cannon on it

Just probe him for 10000 hours

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

tempted to cop the unicorn 9 inch magnum plus at only $60, wont have to remortgage the house to buy it either

Vashro
May 12, 2004

Proud owner of Lazy Lion #46
I appreciate that the salt cannon description is clear that the product shouldn't exist

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


This is the only salt cannon you need

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Smugworth posted:

He posted a bad Photoshop of somebody's ugly shelf with a pepper cannon on it

Just probe him for 10000 hours

Shhh pathetic non pepper cannon owner.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

Smugworth posted:

This is the only salt cannon you need


This is the correct answer for extreme salting without prejudice

The actual salt canon man kitchen made is dumb. They even admitted as much. Pointless.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Found a picture of D&C's "pepper cannon"

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

I made a salt cannon thread for all your salt cannon fanfics. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4024608

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Thesaurus posted:

i am using one of these. ama

I also have the matching salt grinder, but that's not on topic for this thread
thank you for this information and saving me from a blunder

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

numberoneposter posted:

thank you for this information and saving me from a blunder
It’s spelled blEnder. With an E… just dump your bottle of Costco premium Madagascar peppercorns into your Vitamix, let it go about :45, then you have enough pepper for 1-2 steaks. Easy-Peary.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Joker’s long gun from Batman but it’s a pepper cannon

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

If you didn't put that thing between your legs and walk around the store pretending it was an enormous weener we can't be friends anymore

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Pepper horse cock

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Still saving up for the pepper cannon if I can pick up enough extra shifts should have enough in about 2 or 3 months.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Just steal pepper packets from Wendy's

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

bird with big dick posted:

Still saving up for the pepper cannon if I can pick up enough extra shifts should have enough in about 2 or 3 months.

Why don't you take out a loan?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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you should spend at least three months salary on a pepper cannon

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

numberoneposter posted:

you should spend at least three months salary on a pepper cannon

I've always heard the is 5.5?

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

I was grinding some pepper today and I realized how many hours of my life that I've ground pepper. I was thinking about a 40mm pepper cannon with a chromed crosshatch thread pattern. Does anyone know if Gehferstern is a good brand? And is a powder coated aluminum charging bolt good enough for a starter?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Anyone tried this little beauty? Seems like it might be a better pepper cannon than the pepper cannon.

https://www.amazon.com/BLACK-RAIN-P...Y2s9dHJ1ZQ&th=1

Hexclad trying to get in on this new pepper fad too but I assume theirs sucks like their pans

https://hexclad.com/products/hexmil...4kaAo09EALw_wcB

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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the first one is automatic which is an automatic non-starter for a true enthusiast. whats the point? do you not enjoy grinding pepper? are you out of your mind? are you having a stroke? do you not find happiness in grinding pepper???

bleh. give it to the unwashed kitchen slaves who like the press of a button over skilled work.

the second one im willing concede maybe i would purchase because the price is expensive but cheaper than the pepper cannon. i will need to see a 60 minute head to head comparison youtube video to make my final choice.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

How do you grind pepper when you're cooking and one of your hands is covered in butter or chicken juice or cum?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i definitely sometimes wish I had a one handed grinder when seasoning raw meat

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


numberoneposter posted:

the first one is automatic which is an automatic non-starter for a true enthusiast.

Automatics all suck as a rule and grind pepper at a pace appropriate for the arthritic olds they're meant for

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


AARD VARKMAN posted:

i definitely sometimes wish I had a one handed grinder when seasoning raw meat

Get the meat juice on the grinder what are you gonna do live forever

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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I grind the pepper between my teeth and spit it out onto the raw meat.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I grind the pepper between my teeth and spit it out onto the raw meat.

Well where's the video? Hmmm? That's what I thought.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

bird with big dick posted:

How do you grind pepper when you're cooking and one of your hands is covered in butter or chicken juice or cum?

All employees are reminded to wash their hands after using the restroom

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Duck and Cover posted:

Well where's the video? Hmmm? That's what I thought.

Get his rear end

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Duck and Cover posted:

Well where's the video? Hmmm? That's what I thought.

Reported for horny

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Reported for horny

Hahahaha you think I'd be horny for you? Optimistic.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Duck and Cover posted:

Hahahaha you think I'd be horny for you? Optimistic.

:iceburn:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Duck and Cover posted:

Hahahaha you think I'd be horny for you? Optimistic.

Hey can you come post in the Rad Suburban Dad thread for a minute?

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Hey can you come post in the Rad Suburban Dad thread for a minute?

I don't need to see what goes on in there.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Duck and Cover posted:

I don't need to see what goes on in there.

I really think you should. Some of the guys have some great shelving situations going on that I think you’d enjoy.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I really think you should. Some of the guys have some great shelving situations going on that I think you’d enjoy.

You know my first thought was "I bet he's an IK there". I guess I'm just too smart, you wouldn't understand.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Copped this little number:



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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

numberoneposter posted:

Copped this little number:





Lol. Look at it, it's so tiny.

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