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Asterite34 posted:I still can't fathom how Cotton Hill, a deranged foul-mouthed sourfaced shinless whoremonger, managed to seduce at least three women without money changing hands. I've known guys IRL that make Cotton look like Jimmy Carter, and they usually have at least a couple of ex-wives or a kid with some woman. People are weird, basically.
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A strip club, in Houston, Hank. A strip club. In Houston.
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Much like Bill and Boomhauer, you'd be surprised how far persistence and lack of shame will get you. And Cotton has no qualms about going after women who are emotionally vulnerable in the first place.
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Yeah I figure Cotton and Tilly was "that's just how it was back then" relationship and DeeDee uh well he had a Cadillac car and would buy her fake boobies (even if he got em cheap)
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Do we know when Hank’s parents got divorced?
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Don't think it's ever mentioned when. ------------------- I'm sorry my application was tardy, it's been a hectic time for me. My parents don't work, we nearly lost our home. My dad abandoned us for awhile and he was nearly killed with a 2x4. That's him
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Cotton is big dick energy personified.
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Asterite34 posted:I still can't fathom how Cotton Hill, a deranged foul-mouthed sourfaced shinless whoremonger, managed to seduce at least three women without money changing hands. He is a manipulator with an eye for vulnerable targets. I'm assuming Hank's mom just wised up after enough years of being with him
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Asterite34 posted:I still can't fathom how Cotton Hill, a deranged foul-mouthed sourfaced shinless whoremonger, managed to seduce at least three women without money changing hands. I can, but then again, I grew up in Texas. A lot of woman, especially in his heyday, had been conditioned with the exact sort of trauma and deliberate miseducation that drew them to men like that, and a mix of social shame and lack of work/fair pay available to women trapped them in those marriages. There's a reason divorce was so rare back then. Hell, he'd basically be considered a pretty average husband in those days, if not unusually gentle. He didn't even beat her or Hank. Husband of the year right there. poo poo was pretty bleak for women. The Bible fucked around with this message at 10:33 on Jun 4, 2023 |
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Kalli posted:Don't think it's ever mentioned when. You’re telling me Connie’s not getting in because she’s an overachieving Asian?
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That's my hell! I don't know you!
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That’s a clean burning hell, I tell you what.
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pro pain and pro pain accessories
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Kalli posted:Don't think it's ever mentioned when. I think my guess would be that it was probably not long after Hank was grown up and out of the house, or at least big enough to take care of himself. 'Staying together for the kids' is generally a bad idea but I imagine she didn't want to have to deal with being a single mother, nor leave Hank's care to Cotton, but once she doesn't have a kid to be taking care of she has no more reason to stay. It's really not too subtle that a huge reason why Hank is so repressed and struggles to express his emotions is because of Cotton outright terrorising him and his mother for their entire lives. Definitely one of those things where he understandably and rightly doesn't want to subject people to that but goes a bit too far the other way.
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I'LL HELPS YOU WITH YOUR DISHES
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Hihohe posted:https://twitter.com/Coelasquid/status/1665101844589191168?t=EU8lZxk2ECs_CNjoRSKvSg&s=19 Should've made the demons look like Bill.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I think my guess would be that it was probably not long after Hank was grown up and out of the house, or at least big enough to take care of himself. 'Staying together for the kids' is generally a bad idea but I imagine she didn't want to have to deal with being a single mother, nor leave Hank's care to Cotton, but once she doesn't have a kid to be taking care of she has no more reason to stay. I always kinda figured that part of what Hank initially saw in Peggy was basically the opposite of his mom, who would disassociate as a defense mechanism when faced with Cotton's abusive bullshit and leave him to try and deal with it on his own. Meanwhile Peggy, for as monstrously overinflated as her ego is, will never simply disengage and take poo poo from anyone ever.
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FrumpleOrz posted:Should've made the demons look like Thatherton.
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Yes. Yes!
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FrumpleOrz posted:Should've made the demons look like Bill. why do you keep calling me **in demon voice** BILL
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Thelonious Monk...he must have fished.
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Thaterton's Base
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Hihohe posted:https://twitter.com/Coelasquid/status/1665101844589191168?t=EU8lZxk2ECs_CNjoRSKvSg&s=19 For years I've searched for an image for my first tattoo...
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:For years I've searched for an image for my first tattoo... It’s about time someone match this quality piece 
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:It’s about time someone match this quality piece Those flowers are loving good!
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External Organs posted:Those flowers are loving good! 
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To the “flowers of time”!!! Also shamelessly stolen from the OSHA thread
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Bill: See? I told you it wasn't me going through your garbage, see! It was a deer Dale: I guess we owe you an apology, and I guess those were probably deer droppings too. Bill: Probably
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Would you look at him? He's at the age where little-boy hormones get violent. They don't call them nice, quiet, well-behaved hormones. They're raging, hank! He has a chemical need to kill. I was counting on you to channel that need away from humans.
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I think that with a bit more work and polish, there would have been value in Tartuffe the Sly Wonderdog VVV God I actually had a feeling I had that wrong but I left it, i'm ashamed Caesar Saladin fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Jun 6, 2023 |
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Caesar Saladin posted:I think that with a bit more work and polish, there would have been value in Tartuffe the Sly Wonderdog Tartuffe the Spry Wonderdog you jackass.
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Bobby could've formed a comedy duo with Clark Peters where he does his act and Clark Peters just beats him up occasionally to wild applause
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Bobby just had the wrong audience. His teacher should have had him perform at a yuppie coffee shop or something.
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Tartuffe the Spry Wonderdog you jackass. It scalds!
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Certainly madam, I would like a beating. Did I say like? I meant to say NOT LIKE.
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