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Biplane posted:One time while on acid I went to the store to buy candy and the guy in front of me in line was changing some money, but the cashier had run out of a certain denomination coin. And they both simultaneously turn to me and ask if I have x amount of x coin on me and could we possibly do this convoluted three person change maneouver? I had to just leave my candy on the counter and get the gently caress out of there. My heart starts racing every time I think about it lmao. oh my god
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Jun 5, 2023 22:34
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Sorry for the derail 
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Jun 5, 2023 22:35
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https://twitter.com/atomicthumbs/status/1665822096893542401?s=20
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Jun 5, 2023 23:12
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mawarannahr posted:type of person who will use this in public: That has to be the most motion sickness-inducing experience I can imagine 
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Jun 5, 2023 23:40
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How much cheaper would it be if it didn't project a completely useless video of my eyes on the outside of the device?
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Jun 5, 2023 23:51
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you've never seen anything like this before! ~vr/ar hype video that is indistinguishable from every other vr/ar hype video from the last ten years~
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Jun 6, 2023 02:56
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Biplane posted:One time while on acid I went to the store to buy candy and the guy in front of me in line was changing some money, but the cashier had run out of a certain denomination coin. And they both simultaneously turn to me and ask if I have x amount of x coin on me and could we possibly do this convoluted three person change maneouver? I had to just leave my candy on the counter and get the gently caress out of there. My heart starts racing every time I think about it lmao. lmao
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Jun 6, 2023 03:32
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Biplane posted:One time while on acid I went to the store to buy candy and the guy in front of me in line was changing some money, but the cashier had run out of a certain denomination coin. And they both simultaneously turn to me and ask if I have x amount of x coin on me and could we possibly do this convoluted three person change maneouver? I had to just leave my candy on the counter and get the gently caress out of there. My heart starts racing every time I think about it lmao.
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Jun 6, 2023 04:17
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Biplane posted:One time while on acid I went to the store to buy candy and the guy in front of me in line was changing some money, but the cashier had run out of a certain denomination coin. And they both simultaneously turn to me and ask if I have x amount of x coin on me and could we possibly do this convoluted three person change maneouver? I had to just leave my candy on the counter and get the gently caress out of there. My heart starts racing every time I think about it lmao. this is perfect and very relateabel lol
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Jun 6, 2023 04:39
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I did a shitload the night Trump was elected and my brain went BAD MUST PURGE and I spent the 30mins after his win hunched over the toilet puking. HOWEVER the worst experience was trying to order a sandwich from Subway. I have tripped thousands of times on dozens of different substances and can mostly handle my poo poo real well. Something about asking someone to make me a lovely sandwich and then choosing what to put on it broke me. "What would you like?" sent me into hardcore decision paralysis so I just stared at them confused. I gave myself a little pep talk in my mind (hopefully lol) and went for it. I ordered sauce first, veggies second, followed by cheese and meat. A sandwich is just a pile of stuff so you should start at the top right? I COMPLETELY FORGOT BREAD. They asked what bread I wanted and I just kinda stared at them for what felt like an eternity as my brain went "wtf is bread? is that even a word?" I checked the menu and sure enough it was! I chose the top one because this was already way too difficult. The bread triggered the part of my brain that knows how Subway works, put ??? on there in the correct order, got home and realized I didn't really want a sandwich.
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Jun 6, 2023 05:12
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SardonicTyrant posted:They have that, it's called estrogen. Fun fact: estrogen does not directly improve human cognition, but instead supports a symbiotic relationship with Soccus felis, which is the real driver of increased programming performance. Pictured below are juvenile, adolescent, and mature forms. 
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Jun 6, 2023 05:15
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Platystemon posted:Fun fact: estrogen does not directly improve human cognition, but instead supports a symbiotic relationship with Soccus felis, which is the real driver of increased programming performance. Someone needs to make a complete outfit from just those socks and put it on like Paul did in Children of Dune when he covered his body in baby sandworms.
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Jun 6, 2023 05:26
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Desert Bus posted:Someone needs to make a complete outfit from just those socks and put it on like Paul did in Children of Dune when he covered his body in baby sandworms. well yeah that's the Royal Trans outfit, you need to be a Angel Tabris level to wear it
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Jun 6, 2023 05:43
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Desert Bus posted:Someone needs to make a complete outfit from just those socks and put it on like Paul did in Children of Dune when he covered his body in baby sandworms. 
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Jun 6, 2023 06:08
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Amazing.
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Jun 6, 2023 06:14
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Jun 6, 2023 06:17
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jesus christ
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Jun 6, 2023 06:22
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endocriminologist posted:The first time I did acid my landlord came in and stared at me drawing w crayons jn my underwear for a while then quietly left lmao.
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Jun 6, 2023 06:23
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I am now a clone of duncan idaho trying to kill it
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Jun 6, 2023 06:33
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Grognan posted:I am now a clone of duncan idaho So's everyone else, buddy.
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Jun 6, 2023 06:40
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Jun 6, 2023 06:49
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Jun 6, 2023 06:59
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Lmao
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Jun 6, 2023 11:14
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noice
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Jun 6, 2023 11:28
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this is of course one of the biggest reasons tech companies are trying to normalize VR headsets in public https://twitter.com/parismarx/status/1665858589322362885
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Jun 6, 2023 13:09
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The Lone Badger posted:So's everyone else, buddy. Being Duncan Idaho
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Jun 6, 2023 13:42
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webcams for christ posted:this is of course one of the biggest reasons tech companies are trying to normalize VR headsets in public stupid assholes are the biggest reason you are correct
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Jun 6, 2023 14:09
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Jeff Goldblum's impassioned speech about technolgoy in Jurassic Park resonates more and more as I get older
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Jun 6, 2023 14:35
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feedmyleg posted:technolgoy
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Jun 6, 2023 14:57
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webcams for christ posted:this is of course one of the biggest reasons tech companies are trying to normalize VR headsets in public This will definitely be used for good, and not to make skinner boxes as addictive as possible  quote:Other tricks to infer cognitive state involved quickly flashing visuals or sounds to a user in ways they may not perceive, and then measuring their reaction to it.
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Jun 6, 2023 15:11
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I took an attention psychology course in university as an undergrad and the professor told us about the baseball legend Dock Ellis, who dropped lsd and threw a no hitter game. I decided to drop acid an hour before the final exam in that course to emulate the same success and ended up with a 100% score. Edit: the moment I saw the power cord tethered to the Apple VR goggles I knew it was going to be dogshit. Entorwellian has issued a correction as of 03:06 on Jun 7, 2023 |
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Jun 6, 2023 15:13
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i am terrified of apple's dumb goggles because of a crypto guy's posts that i am taking seriously. we should all be scared.
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Jun 6, 2023 15:16
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but can you wear them in the shower?
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Jun 6, 2023 15:17
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feedmyleg posted:Jeff Goldblum's impassioned speech about technolgoy in Jurassic Park resonates more and more as I get older ian malcolm did nothing wrong
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Jun 6, 2023 15:20
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quote:So, imagine an adaptive immersive environment that helps you learn, or work, or relax by changing what you’re seeing and hearing in the background. BRB, writing a short story about AR goggles editing out the sight and sound of the wearer's spose leaving them so they don't get distracted from their spreadsheet.
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Jun 6, 2023 15:21
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lol that this video is seven years old and only gets more relevant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJg02ivYzSs
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Jun 6, 2023 15:25
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That rules.
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Jun 6, 2023 15:37
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lotta MKULTRA success stories itt
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