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MacheteZombie posted:That just basic vampirism Yeah but this stuck out because he was a regular mortal guy with all the basic guy traits: a paralyzing fear of death and cunnilingus.
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Never realized count chockula was afraid of receiving cunnilingus they never mentioned that in any of the commercials. Was it a blurb on the back of the box?
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:03 |
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That DICK! posted:GBS Thread: I am Count Chocula, AMA
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:04 |
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i am the voice of count chocula and have been writing his posts but i assure you he is real
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:05 |
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It's Count Chocula not Count Cunninlingus
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:12 |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Never realized count chockula was afraid of receiving cunnilingus they never mentioned that in any of the commercials. Was it a blurb on the back of the box? No, no, he was disgusted with the idea of giving it. Count Chocula posted:I don’t find my partner’s body disgusting. I find all bodies disgusting because they’re decay and death (like the bathtub scene in the Shining); I want to be computer code or a machine. That said, I do enjoy people’s physical bodies; I was dancing with someone at a gig and it was nice. I miss skin on skin contact, kissing, all that. Though his other tendency to post like an extremely online Castlevania villain was apropos, I suppose. Count Chocula posted:I mean i’ve read all the actual antinatlist, existentialist, nihilist philosophers, plus all the primary religious and ethical tests, tons of classical literature.... none has budged my nihilism. Count Chocula posted:Only immortality through complete brain uploading or total cyborgization will make life meaningful, but scientifically I know that’s utterly impossible, hence the nihilism. Tho I do think those Malatora Dragon people had the right idea. Count Chocula posted:Again, my philosophy is logically consistent: don’t have kids or your perpetuating the endless cycle of death and suffering. End all life, end all death and suffering. People say I shouldn’t date, I should be alone forever for what I believe. Fine. But i’m also not supposed to spread my unique ideas to the world? To put out something that people haven’t heard before?
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:12 |
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this pussy disgusts me
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:14 |
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Nuns with Guns posted:No, no, he was disgusted with the idea of giving it. quote:But like fruits and vegetables, I never ate pussy, so it’s just gross. Saving this absolute gem of a quote
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:14 |
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hissing and pulling my cape in front of my face when I see a goonette
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:15 |
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Pussy is gross…like an apple
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:15 |
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Penis goes in vaginda.
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:16 |
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Grassy Knowles posted:Saving this absolute gem of a quote lol
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:16 |
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im not going to eat a banana it looks like a cock thats gay
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:16 |
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I Have No Mouth Which Is Fine Because I Didn't Want To Do Cunnilingus Anyway
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:17 |
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My parents never really kept that stuff around the house, yknow? More potato chips and hohos and dingdongs, less spinach and berries and pussy.
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:19 |
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why come people keep leaving me in relationships.? i simply think of all human beings as inevitable corpses and all life as meaningless, and i refuse to eat pu$$y. Is that why? can someone give me advice? how ever advice that does not involve eating pu$$y
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:19 |
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Licking a cucumber thinking of pussy
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:19 |
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Grassy Knowles posted:Saving this absolute gem of a quote Lmao
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:20 |
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pog boyfriend posted:why come people keep leaving me in relationships.? i simply think of all human beings as inevitable corpses and all life as meaningless, and i refuse to eat pu$$y. Is that why? can someone give me advice? how ever advice that does not involve eating pu$$y But enough talk have at ye.
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:21 |
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Nuns with Guns posted:No, no, he was disgusted with the idea of giving it. Grassy Knowles posted:Saving this absolute gem of a quote Lmfao. gently caress yeah
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:23 |
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Grassy Knowles posted:Saving this absolute gem of a quote Lmfao
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:25 |
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Nuns with Guns posted:All the Count Chocula talk is amusing because the guy who claimed that as their username here was a nutjob who was obsessed with defeating death. This is a gimmick I could respect if he also only posted in chess threads.
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:26 |
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the goon who would only eat chicken tendies
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:26 |
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sebmojo posted:This America, man pretty much
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:27 |
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Solution found!
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:27 |
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Link me some basic sex tips or something so i’m decent enough for people to stick around. I’m 34, I ain’t gonna change into a sex god or anything, I just want people not to leave. Perhaps... crunchy orbs of real cocoa, each sprinkled with a hint of cinnamon, to be part of a well balanced breakfast!?
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:27 |
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Nuns with Guns posted:No, no, he was disgusted with the idea of giving it. this was kinda sad but reading it in the count chocula voice made it do a 180
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:27 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:This is a gimmick I could respect if he also only posted in chess threads. Love classic films
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:28 |
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FirstnameLastname posted:Link me some basic sex tips or something so i’m decent enough for people to stick around. I’m 34, I ain’t gonna change into a sex god or anything, I just want people not to leave. Perhaps... crunchy orbs of real cocoa, each sprinkled with a hint of cinnamon, to be part of a well balanced breakfast!?
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:30 |
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Autistic dracula's a good bit. Has trouble finding victims because he dislikes physical contact and is too awkward to ask to be invited into a woman's home.
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:33 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:37 |
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eating fruits and vegetables » eating pussy is a weirdly popular idea in surprisingly disparate worldviews. as a vegan
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:38 |
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i can't remember what thread it was in but there was a goon who thought that womens genitals pulled water up into their bodies whenever they went swimming which led to a post asking if said goon seriously thought 'women walk out of a lake leaking water everywhere like a boat trailer'
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:38 |
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Nuns with Guns posted:No, no, he was disgusted with the idea of giving it. 34 year old maybe virgin asking for sex advice but immediately rejecting it as it doesn't fit with his logically consistent life philosophy.
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:38 |
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Furnok Dorn posted:i can't remember what thread it was in but there was a goon who thought that womens genitals pulled water up into their bodies whenever they went swimming which led to a post asking if said goon seriously thought 'women walk out of a lake leaking water everywhere like a boat trailer' lmao
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# ? Jun 6, 2023 17:39 |
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Furnok Dorn posted:i can't remember what thread it was in but there was a goon who thought that womens genitals pulled water up into their bodies whenever they went swimming which led to a post asking if said goon seriously thought 'women walk out of a lake leaking water everywhere like a boat trailer' lmfao
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There was an actual prison goon, spent several years locked up in his teens and early 20s for drug crimes, and I can't remember if he just started talking about it or make an A/T thread, but the key point is nothing was glamorous or exciting mostly just like "yeah I would cry on the phone to my grandma to get her to send me money so I could buy more drugs in prison" and just sort of how you have to live your life. Big thing was no one trusted a thief, and if someone steals something from you, anything, you have to fight them even if you won't get it back or they could easily kick your rear end.
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