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TehSaurus
Jun 12, 2006

lmao “coming decades”

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bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

4d3d3d posted:

It's Happening.gif

well looks like we don't need to worry about trying to cut back emissions to save the ice caps

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
going to take an arctic megacruise soon so I can enjoy tropical weather on newly found islands without all the nasty tourists

4d3d3d
Mar 17, 2017

TehSaurus posted:

lmao “coming decades”

This always means within a few years

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

TehSaurus posted:

lmao “coming decades”

It will happen by 2100, 2090, 2080, 2070, 2060, 2050, 2040 2030!

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

4d3d3d posted:

It's Happening.gif

Blue! Ocean! Event!

TehSaurus
Jun 12, 2006

*pounds fists on table*

b!
o!
e!

b!
o!
e!

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Just retrieve a big ice cube from a comet and drop it into the ocean each year ??

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

smoobles posted:

Just retrieve a big ice cube from a comet and drop it into the ocean each year ??

if we send the comet in one lump-sum, I believe it will solve our problems permanently

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I miss the concern trolls who reprimanded us for not doing more to "save" the biosphere. Where did they go? Has poster biodiversity fallen so far?

:smith:

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

Hubbert posted:

if we send the comet in one lump-sum, I believe it will solve our problems permanently



oh man that would so loving cool.

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Hubbert posted:

I miss the concern trolls who reprimanded us for not doing more to "save" the biosphere. Where did they go? Has poster biodiversity fallen so far?

:smith:

I’ve eaten 2kg of steak so far today, I’m doing my part

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Hubbert posted:

I miss the concern trolls who reprimanded us for not doing more to "save" the biosphere. Where did they go? Has poster biodiversity fallen so far?

:smith:

they either evolved to adapt to the worsening climate of the thread or they're extinct

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Might as well just roll the dice with geoengineering at this point. The only real thing stopping it is that there's noone to send the bill to, can't really make private profit from it. All the ethical and ecological concerns would never stop it.

OIL PANIC
Dec 22, 2022

CAUTIONS
...
4. ... (If the battery is exhausted, the display of the liquid crystal will become vague and difficult to look at.)
...
7. Do not use volatile oils such as thinner or benzine and alcohol for wiping.
let us take as a given that near-term human extinction is inevitable, and hence the only possible audience for human endeavors is some future sentience. i posit that there is only one worthwhile endeavour left to us, in light of the circumstances of our passing:
start making up excuses

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
all my alberta family have been surprisingly quiet on fb about climate change lately, i wonder what changed :thunk:

brakeless
Apr 11, 2011

they got tired of being constantly proven right about how cringe and fake climate change is

Soggy Muffin
Jul 29, 2003

Hubbert posted:

I miss the concern trolls who reprimanded us for not doing more to "save" the biosphere. Where did they go? Has poster biodiversity fallen so far?

:smith:

I am still here. You are probably one of those polluters that flushes your toilet every use. I only flush it once a week, only once during the month of april. I use a biodegradable towel for my bottom

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Soggy Muffin posted:

I am still here. You are probably one of those polluters that flushes your toilet every use. I only flush it once a week, only once during the month of april. I use a biodegradable towel for my bottom

excellent username/post synergy right here

Soggy Muffin
Jul 29, 2003

Brendan Rodgers posted:

Might as well just roll the dice with geoengineering at this point. The only real thing stopping it is that there's noone to send the bill to, can't really make private profit from it. All the ethical and ecological concerns would never stop it.

That’s what m I’m saying. Let’s shake this poo poo up, might as well. Bring on AI gently caress it let’s see what an AGI looks like. gently caress it, come on DoD tell me about these aliens you have, maybe I could make love to one before we all die of heat stroke while we watch all the wonderful critters burn to death

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Soggy Muffin posted:

That’s what m I’m saying. Let’s shake this poo poo up, might as well. Bring on AI gently caress it let’s see what an AGI looks like. gently caress it, come on DoD tell me about these aliens you have, maybe I could make love to one before we all die of heat stroke while we watch all the wonderful critters burn to death

buddy, they wont even let me gently caress it

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



https://twitter.com/WeatherProf/status/1665901393205424128?s=20

Lmao just 125 heat index on June 6

Bruce Hussein Daddy
Dec 26, 2005

I testify that there is none worthy of worship except God and I testify that Muhammad is the Messenger of God
brb headed to the "smokies" :dadjoke:

https://twitter.com/NWSGSP/status/1666127371030732801

Soggy Muffin
Jul 29, 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOD2d153M4Q

I have never seen a better analogy for the rise and fall of mankind after we discovered fossil fuel. It’s perfect, we even got overshoot and fire here

Soggy Muffin has issued a correction as of 21:39 on Jun 6, 2023

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Soggy Muffin posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOD2d153M4Q

I have never seen a better analogy for the rise and fall of mankind after we discovered fossil fuel. It’s perfect, we even got overshoot and fire here

drat, the real Ghostrider never made that mistake.

Soggy Muffin
Jul 29, 2003

1glitch0 posted:

drat, the real Ghostrider never made that mistake.

They actually used this footage in the film, this was a Hollywood stunt gone wrong

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Hubbert posted:

I miss the concern trolls who reprimanded us for not doing more to "save" the biosphere. Where did they go? Has poster biodiversity fallen so far?

:smith:

I remember when you could take a drive through the thread and after just a few pages you'd have to scrape concern trolls off the windshield

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




is this what those westcoast losers were crying about all those fire years? some haze? 40 years ago we called this air and breathed it all year

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Tungsten posted:

so is this loving up forests in the US right now or is it mostly affecting plant nurseries?

rn just nursuries which lol who care, but if it makes the jump to forest species it could be cool zone for a lot of important native species

a strange fowl
Oct 27, 2022

Paradoxish posted:

Something I've realized that's completely broken me is that people really hate rain, which is weird and unimaginable to me because I love it.

But anytime we're abnormally dry or actually down into drought territory, half the people I know will inevitably complain about the rain when it finally comes. Like... it should be raining a couple of times per week here. That's "normal." The three straight weeks of weird cloudless skies are the horrific poo poo you loving psychopaths.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
weather is great in Hawaii! beautiful day at a normal temp with light showers as usual.

some condos are falling into the ocean but maybe they shoulda built not on the ocean. also I assume we are going to get destroyed by a hurricane

Soggy Muffin
Jul 29, 2003

Stereotype posted:

weather is great in Hawaii! beautiful day at a normal temp with light showers as usual.

some condos are falling into the ocean but maybe they shoulda built not on the ocean. also I assume we are going to get destroyed by a hurricane

I became aware of how bad we are loving ip the environment when I was 13 and went to Maui and all the sea turtles had tumors from pollution. Massive tumors and the dumb tourists kept petting them as they snorkeled

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

Stereotype posted:

weather is great in Hawaii! beautiful day at a normal temp with light showers as usual.

some condos are falling into the ocean but maybe they shoulda built not on the ocean. also I assume we are going to get destroyed by a hurricane

:nice: cowabunga dude

Confusedslight
Jan 9, 2020
Wonder how resilient the global Internet infrastructure is in the coming decades years.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Hawaii is very climate safe, wait (touches earpiece) I am now learning the entire state is <1 week away from running out of food and fuel at any given moment

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

smoobles posted:

Hawaii is very climate safe, wait (touches earpiece) I am now learning the entire state is <1 week away from running out of food and fuel at any given moment

Hawaii has a lot of feral chickens and cats to eat but uh, yeah a week of food at best for millions of people all eating feral chickens. not a lot of actual people-food agriculture anymore (but some profit-food agriculture)

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
where I live has been really nice lately, I'm sure it will last

:blessed:

Tungsten
Aug 10, 2004

Your Working Boy

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

rn just nursuries which lol who care, but if it makes the jump to forest species it could be cool zone for a lot of important native species

welp, better just throw all the affected plants into random ditches then

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."
Hoesung Lee is stepping down as IPCC Chair in July having successfully steered us on a course to remain below 1.5 degrees.

Somehow the selection of the person leading the global effort against climate change is not newsworthy, anywhere really, but the four candidates to replace him are:

Jean-Pascal van Ypersele - https://apps.ipcc.ch/fp/_readcv.php?t=VAN%20YPERSELE_Jean-pascal_CV_1680797878.pdf

Jim Skea - https://apps.ipcc.ch/fp/_readcv.php?t=SKEA_Jim_CV_1680711906.pdf

Thelma Krug - https://apps.ipcc.ch/fp/_readcv.php?t=KRUG_Thelma_CV_1681154599.pdf

Debra Roberts - https://apps.ipcc.ch/fp/_readcv.php?t=SKEA_Jim_CV_1680711906.pdf

The only one I was familiar with before was the Belgian candidate since he ran against Lee last time. He certainly seemed the better choice in that contest and his platform of having a platform (and real gripes with the status quo) and a background in goddamn climate science presumably means his candidacy is doomed.

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a strange fowl
Oct 27, 2022

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