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Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

i am harry posted:

jesus gently caress, if you haven’t already, I implore you to get to know your immediate neighbors and cultivate relationships with them if possible asap…community is all we have in this hellworld - mine was struggling with unhitching his trailer, and I went out there to give him a hand…figured out the problem and managed to sort it, then we sat down on his porch to smoke a j and he started having a loving stroke right in front of me…

Well at least you were there to drive him to the ER. Or call dibs on his trailer.

Also there was a derailment today in AZ, the cargo was new cars being delivered to dealerships.

Father Wendigo has issued a correction as of 00:39 on Jun 9, 2023

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BrotherJayne
Nov 28, 2019

Justin Tyme posted:

im guessing the odds that these devices have security vulnerabilities are 1:1

My brother in christ, never become a bookie

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Vox Nihili posted:

it's impossible to figure out why used car prices skyrocketed in such an environment
ZIRP with Carvana poo poo definitely massively exploded used car prices just on it's own with how much cash they were just dropping on everyone to gobble up.

still, there was a ton of demand as everyone said drake no to buses/trains/etc and all ran out and bought cars (there's a reason why most public transit is at 30% ridership but traffic is worse, bc now everyone has a car to deal with and "might as well get my moneys worth").

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

silicone thrills posted:

There's 2 very different ways to read this and I read it the wrong way initially and was like "drat I know weed makes some people horny but thats a bit extreme"

It's either horrifying or flattering

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Goes through the parking lot fields

Doesn't see no signs that they will yield
And then thought, this'll never end
This'll never end, this'll never stop

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

Crazypoops posted:

Goes through the parking lot fields

Doesn't see no signs that they will yield
And then thought, this'll never end
This'll never end, this'll never stop

GOTTA GO TO WORK GOTTA GO TO WORK GOTTA HAVE A JOB


I used to play that song maxed out every loving morning before I walked into the office

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


BrotherJayne posted:

My brother in christ, never become a bookie

Easy. Bet ten bucks, get ten bucks back, bing bong

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Glumwheels posted:

Is this a doomsday sign, I got notified that questions asked via mychart to my provider will now be billed if it takes the provider more than 5 min to answer lol.

What the gently caress.

lol

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:
medical provider that scrupulously answers all mmychart questions in 4 minutes, medical providerishly

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019


this mf paid for twitter

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

i am harry posted:

jesus gently caress, if you haven’t already, I implore you to get to know your immediate neighbors and cultivate relationships with them if possible asap…community is all we have in this hellworld - mine was struggling with unhitching his trailer, and I went out there to give him a hand…figured out the problem and managed to sort it, then we sat down on his porch to smoke a j and he started having a loving stroke right in front of me…

*taking notes* get to know my neighbors, i might get an entire joint for free...

Calumanjaro
Nov 11, 2011

ram dass in hell posted:

medical provider that scrupulously answers all mmychart questions in 4 minutes, medical providerishly
As a non-american, I believe I speak for all of us. What the gently caress does this mean?

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



i am harry posted:

jesus gently caress, if you haven’t already, I implore you to get to know your immediate neighbors and cultivate relationships with them if possible asap…community is all we have in this hellworld - mine was struggling with unhitching his trailer, and I went out there to give him a hand…figured out the problem and managed to sort it, then we sat down on his porch to smoke a j and he started having a loving stroke right in front of me…

:stonk:

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

i am harry posted:

jesus gently caress, if you haven’t already, I implore you to get to know your immediate neighbors and cultivate relationships with them if possible asap…community is all we have in this hellworld - mine was struggling with unhitching his trailer, and I went out there to give him a hand…figured out the problem and managed to sort it, then we sat down on his porch to smoke a j and he started having a loving stroke right in front of me…

I live in a big apartment since February and have never seen my neighbors op

Colin Mockery
Jun 24, 2007
Rawr



ram dass in hell posted:

*taking notes* get to know my neighbors, i might get an entire joint for free...

unironically yes

my upstairs neighbor has an in-law that works at a dispensary so he gets more free weed than he can smoke

he's given me way more than a joint's worth of free weed

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure
the only time I’ve talked to my neigbors is when their pit bull jumped over a 6 foot wall and and tried to eat my little dogs.

sometimes I nod at the other neighbor standing out front drinking beer king of the hill style. I think I could hank hill out with him

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
most of my neighbors houses are all now just bought out by some prick airbnb guy who owns like 70+ places in the area so no one really lives there. Just randos cycling through

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

i am harry posted:

jesus gently caress, if you haven’t already, I implore you to get to know your immediate neighbors and cultivate relationships with them if possible asap…community is all we have in this hellworld - mine was struggling with unhitching his trailer, and I went out there to give him a hand…figured out the problem and managed to sort it, then we sat down on his porch to smoke a j and he started having a loving stroke right in front of me…

My best friends dad lived alone in San Jose. Dude had a stroke and stayed in the floor for four days before a neighbor found him. He survived and was out of the hospital in 2 months and walking on a cane in 6. He’s also one of the chillest fuckers I have ever met.

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

I don’t even have time for you if you aren’t getting high

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

I’m sure it’ll make your dick a little bit softer to know it happened as soon as we sat down before any smoking happened but hey congratulations you have now proved to all of us that you are an utter piece of poo poo but I’m sure you and your mother and anyone else dear to you (if such a thing is possible) is already acutely aware of that.

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

smoobles posted:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1666900783692931105

haha, looks like the economy is fine, you doomer fucks. everyone in america has a job and a house and a wife and nobody is struggling. suck my dick lmaooo
isnt it like apple and a few more companies that you can count on one hand that explain over 100% of the stock market gains

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
what the gently caress. Now I know why Washington drivers are so bad. I got a license this morning because all of my documents need the same address on them for my Visa.
- Idaho: Basic test
- California: Pretty involved test
- Michigan: Also a pretty decent test
- Washington: $80 please.

Easiest time getting a license I have ever done. In and out in 10 minutes flat.

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

silicone thrills posted:

most of my neighbors houses are all now just bought out by some prick airbnb guy who owns like 70+ places in the area so no one really lives there. Just randos cycling through

start squatting that dudes probably absentee as hell

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
weed is awesome. so are mushrooms and LSD.

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


hiding inside smoking weed, protecting my brain from the horrors of wildfire season

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

FlapYoJacks posted:

what the gently caress. Now I know why Washington drivers are so bad. I got a license this morning because all of my documents need the same address on them for my Visa.
- Idaho: Basic test
- California: Pretty involved test
- Michigan: Also a pretty decent test
- Washington: $80 please.

Easiest time getting a license I have ever done. In and out in 10 minutes flat.

lol at calling CA a pretty involved test. it's a joke

but i guess involved means more than "can u turn on a car? ok ur good 2 go"

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

hiding inside smoking weed, protecting my brain from the horrors of wildfire season

:yeah:

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Xaris posted:

lol at calling CA a pretty involved test. it's a joke

but i guess involved means more than "can u turn on a car? ok ur good 2 go"

I mean, you sit down and actually take a test. :v:

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

FlapYoJacks posted:

what the gently caress. Now I know why Washington drivers are so bad. I got a license this morning because all of my documents need the same address on them for my Visa.
- Idaho: Basic test
- California: Pretty involved test
- Michigan: Also a pretty decent test
- Washington: $80 please.

Easiest time getting a license I have ever done. In and out in 10 minutes flat.

Idaho country hicks can't navigate a 4 way stop

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

https://twitter.com/markets/status/1666945717498269697?s=20

quote:

“When business is good and corporations want to spend money at their cocktail parties, they always add raw bars: shrimp, crab, oysters, clams,” Peter Strebel, chairman of Omni Hotels & Resorts, said in an interview this week at Bloomberg headquarters in New York. “When the economy goes south, the extras like that go away. So all of a sudden you’re not doing a shrimp bar. You’re doing cheese, fruit and crudité.” Right now, Strebel says, “people are still buying shrimp.”

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

i socialize with everyone here, but it's MN so no one knows wtf i'm doing

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
shellfish is loving nasty (also im allergic which is a blessing), i'll take the cheese platter easily

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Mustached Demon posted:

Idaho country hicks can't navigate a 4 way stop

yes, and Washington is somehow worse.

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

Vox Nihili posted:

I think Reddit should have been organized as a nonprofit and probably could have been a decent (if flawed) resource for at least a few decades that way, sort of like Wikipedia. It already functionally runs on volunteer labor. Anyway that ship sailed ages ago and now it is going to die in the name of value extraction.

That would be cool and also a living nightmare to moderate.

Also a nonprofit that collects and archives porn would be funny.

JamesKPolk
Apr 9, 2009

euphronius posted:

Ive been elbows deep into newage stuff for awhile now and have gotten 0% right wing stuff. Maybe because I am not doing any of it online?

might be a more west coast thing too, my encounters with it were people getting pulled in by their friends (who were online, the friends) - there's definitely word of mouth stuff.

thinking like, flexible-vegetarian late 1.0 & 2.0 phans / burning man people. people who look for organic produce at the supermarket cause they think it has better energy. more gen x than boomers. lotta them (that I've met) have connections to the pre-legalization cannabis industry which I think primes them to reject the like government line on this stuff. people who are clever and analytical but were locked out of like STEM degrees for whatever reason (teenage meth use, phish tour more important, etc)

lotta those folks in Oregon and Washington at least and I assume CA too

JamesKPolk
Apr 9, 2009

UKJeff posted:

It’s also a safe bet to assume that inhaling burnt plant matter is bad for your lungs and circulatory system

Denial is a classic defense mechanism seen in addicts, consider seeking help for your drug habit

sure and this was conventional wisdom for a long time. 'well it can't be good for you, it's burning plant matter.'

well it turns out long term cannabis consumption of any kind (including smoking) is associated with lower (than baseline) lung cancer and copd instances, as well as better outcomes for copd patients who did partake. studies do find doing tobacco AND weed is worse than just tobacco, but again without the tobacco that doesn't happen

in conclusion,

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

comedyblissoption posted:

isnt it like apple and a few more companies that you can count on one hand that explain over 100% of the stock market gains

Yeah and they are like 60% of the stock market's value

JamesKPolk
Apr 9, 2009

Egg Moron posted:

I don’t even have time for you if you aren’t getting high

"" - ENT doctors in 2024

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anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
weeds probably not good for your brain if youre under like 26 but also being under 26 in this world is pretty bad for you in general so who cares

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