Official GBS chat thread

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Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Dick Fontaine posted:

so it turns out that when your lady gets a new haircut and you spend a couple weeks wondering what it reminds you of�you should probably keep it to yourself when it suddenly dawns on you that her hair reminds you of this:

you should also avoid the urge to immediately show her this photo. what i�m saying is your life will be better if you do not do these things.

thank you for coming to my ted talk

Omg I would
:sever:

And not just the hair

# ? Jun 8, 2023 21:48

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 22:16

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

bagmonkey posted:

Good Luck Tuba Mike

I have been diligently wearing my brace to bed and doing the needful to get things right and it's feeling better. Not 100% but we are getting there

Thank you both :keke:

Literally A Person posted:

Wait, why is TubaMic's hand burnt and blistered?? What'd I miss? Pyrotechnics???

If only

Smugworth posted:

What if I told you... you never survived that hot water... you're posting in the afterlife with the goons

Well that explains how alive the forums are :haw:

Dick Fontaine posted:

so it turns out that when your lady gets a new haircut and you spend a couple weeks wondering what it reminds you of�you should probably keep it to yourself when it suddenly dawns on you that her hair reminds you of this:

you should also avoid the urge to immediately show her this photo. what i�m saying is your life will be better if you do not do these things.

thank you for coming to my ted talk

Mother
Tell your children not to cut your hair

# ? Jun 8, 2023 22:52

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Found the chat thread on page 3 again
What the heck
Can we get a sticky or something?

# ? Jun 9, 2023 00:45

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

No need. We have some dumb anime that no one posts in stickied instead much more important.

# ? Jun 9, 2023 00:46

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Probably because mods (bad) like bad things (anime)

# ? Jun 9, 2023 00:54

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

Nooner posted:

Probably because mods (bad) like bad things (anime)

I might be bad, but at least I don't like anime.

# ? Jun 9, 2023 03:02

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I might be bad, but at least I don't like anime.

☝️☝️☝️

# ? Jun 9, 2023 03:07

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

Harrumph

And yet anime is still stickied

Wendigee fucked around with this message at 05:37 on Jun 9, 2023

# ? Jun 9, 2023 05:35

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

Fart

# ? Jun 9, 2023 06:05

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

that anime thread is pretty good + high effort tbf

i just did an hour long aptitude test for a job i applied for and am awaiting lunch. no idea what it's going to be, other than an exciting mystery

# ? Jun 9, 2023 12:24

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I might be bad, but at least I don't like anime.

I'm not bad, I'm just ara~n that way

# ? Jun 9, 2023 20:55

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

9:20PM Friday night and the Friday thread is closed.

Fail.

# ? Jun 10, 2023 05:19

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Yeah ris 9:24 can we pls run the Friday threat on Hawaii time instead of coco snatchers lovely timezones

# ? Jun 10, 2023 05:25

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

too tired from climing gotta close the friday thread

# ? Jun 10, 2023 05:29

TrashMammal: Nov 10, 2022

# ? Jun 10, 2023 05:47

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

lol

# ? Jun 10, 2023 05:54

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

It's still Friday here for another 43 minutes. :confused:

# ? Jun 10, 2023 07:17

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

MrQwerty posted:

too tired from climing gotta close the friday thread

climbing around while you were in texas? thought you hated lubbock hmm??

# ? Jun 10, 2023 07:23

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

kalel posted:

climbing around while you were in texas? thought you hated lubbock hmm??

that was just a bad imitation of hot coco on the clout

# ? Jun 10, 2023 07:25

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

Chinatown posted:

9:20PM Friday night and the Friday thread is closed.

Fail.

they had one job other than modding, and whatever they do for a living

# ? Jun 10, 2023 07:52

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

mods probed me on a friday of all days, and for what? posting a masterwork of art?

they're policing the wrong people

# ? Jun 10, 2023 07:53

TrashMammal: Nov 10, 2022

you gotta pay the troll toll if you post the man�s hole

# ? Jun 10, 2023 07:59

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

Bad Purchase posted:

mods probed me on a friday of all days, and for what? posting a masterwork of art?

they're policing the wrong people

# ? Jun 10, 2023 08:08

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

A friend decided to start bar tending. We went to that bar and had a good time.

They had these little free shots for your first drink and it came in it's own tiny mug. It was tasty and they gave us the little tiny beer mugs to take home lol.

Bump.

Wendigee fucked around with this message at 12:43 on Jun 10, 2023

# ? Jun 10, 2023 08:54

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

Burp

# ? Jun 10, 2023 12:43

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

Hot cocoa on the slouch really

# ? Jun 10, 2023 12:44

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

i'm not staying up til 3 am to close the thread for the Other Timezone posters. and the last time i forgot about it and left it open til saturday morning methanar completely destroyed the vibe

# ? Jun 10, 2023 13:37

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i'm not staying up til 3 am to close the thread for the Other Timezone posters. and the last time i forgot about it and left it open til saturday morning methanar completely destroyed the vibe

this is the truth

# ? Jun 10, 2023 13:39

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i'm not staying up til 3 am to close the thread for the Other Timezone posters. and the last time i forgot about it and left it open til saturday morning methanar completely destroyed the vibe

What happened to those layabout UK mods, can't they start pulling their weight around here. Gonna bring this up at the next GBS all team

# ? Jun 10, 2023 13:56

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Smugworth posted:

What happened to those layabout UK mods, can't they start pulling their weight around here. Gonna bring this up at the next GBS all team

Once they got their blue stars they got access to the bean and they been leanin hard ever since.

# ? Jun 10, 2023 14:16

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

oh sheesh the mods got into the beans again?!

mods!

# ? Jun 10, 2023 14:26

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Once they got their blue stars they got access to the bean and they been leanin hard ever since.

Oh drat you're right, those freaks eat beans for breakfast over there

# ? Jun 10, 2023 14:29

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i'm not staying up til 3 am to close the thread for the Other Timezone posters. and the last time i forgot about it and left it open til saturday morning methanar completely destroyed the vibe

hey no one made you pick up that star and pin it to your chest

# ? Jun 10, 2023 14:53

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i'm not staying up til 3 am to close the thread for the Other Timezone posters. and the last time i forgot about it and left it open til saturday morning methanar completely destroyed the vibe

Just say hey Google set timer 3AM reminder lock pzt cool zone

# ? Jun 10, 2023 15:20

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Just accept EST supremacy. Them�s the breaks folks.

# ? Jun 10, 2023 15:44

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Wendigee posted:

A friend decided to start bar tending. We went to that bar and had a good time.

They had these little free shots for your first drink and it came in it's own tiny mug. It was tasty and they gave us the little tiny beer mugs to take home lol.

Bump.

You can fill them with beer and pretend that you are giants living in fantasy land times (:

# ? Jun 10, 2023 16:00

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i'm not staying up til 3 am to close the thread for the Other Timezone posters. and the last time i forgot about it and left it open til saturday morning methanar completely destroyed the vibe

it was a successful honeypot, rooted out methanar

# ? Jun 10, 2023 16:00