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Stuffguyman
Jun 3, 2007
Dude, where's my car?

- Dude, Dude, Where's my Car?

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
"I'm pretty large."

- Lebowski, The Big Lebowski

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Stuffguyman posted:

Dude, where's my car?

- Dude, Dude, Where's my Car?

"Dude, where am I?"

-The Car, Koyaanisqatsi

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
"I'm Batman."
Batman, Batman

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
"I'm not John Malkovich."

- John Malkovich, Being John Malkovich

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun"
Ashley Williams

Also this

Funky See Funky Do posted:

"I'm Batman."
Batman, Batman

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
"keep suckin baby, get that cream outta there".

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
"dude where's my car?
Aston Kutcher

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~
"I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym; I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home; I'm getting the feeling of cumming backstage; when I pump up, when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night."

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

"dude where's my car?
Aston Kutcher

I didn’t even read the last page before I posted.

Mumpy Puffinz - Adventures in failure.

Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020
Poz my neg hole!

Tom Hanks - Philadelphia

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Poz my neg resistances

-Tom Hanks, Mazes and Monsters

Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020
The first round struck him in the head and he slumped

Unnamed eyewitness- Lowtax the movie.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
"This confession has meant nothing"
Patrick Bateman

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
"Every Drop Of Blood You Spill Puts More Flesh On My Bones."

- Bambi, Bambi

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
“You mean—let me understand this, ‘cause, you know, maybe it’s me, I’m a little hosed up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean, funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?”

- Pinocchio, Pinocchio

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
"That's not my bag, baby!'
-Austin Powers

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
"Trick Us Again Child, And Your Suffering Will Be Legendary Even In Hell!"
-Snow White, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
I have had it with all these mother loving snakes on this mother loving plane!

-Indian Jones, Indian Jones and the Temple of Doom

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
"Man. She is so drunk."
Shaun, Shaun of the Dead

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”
-Timothy the mouse, Dumbo.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
"If it bleeds, we can kill it"
Ariel, The Little Mermaid

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
You must take communion. Drink the blood of Christ and eat his flesh. Only if he is within you can you defeat the daughter of the Devil.

- Toto, The wizard of OZ

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
"My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' Nazis. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?"
-Scarlett O'Hara, Gone with the Wind

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
"Life's too short to be miserable"
- Batman, Batman: The Movie

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
"I'm Batman"
-Deadpool

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

The entire script of the Transformers movies.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun"
-Ash Ketchem The Pokemon Movie

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
“I’ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.”

~Mrs. Doubtfire

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

numberoneposter posted:

The entire script of the Transformers movies.

"Country green peas. Filled with country goodness and green peaness"
-Optimus Prime, The Transformers Movie

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
“Love is willing to become to villain so that the one who you love can stay a hero.”
- Megatron, The Transforms Movie

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
"It belongs in a museum"
-the Hobbit, The Hobbit

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
"No thank you Turkish. I'm sweet enough."
The Candyman, Hard Candy

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
"Ya like dags?"
-The prettiest man in America, A movie by Madonna's husband

Happyimp
Sep 26, 2007

I exist I guess.
For one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the Devil waiting, old friend.

-Charles Edward Cheese

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
"Hell is other people"
-Simba, The Lion King

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
"So messed up, I want you here
In my room, I want you here
Now we're gonna be face-to-face
And I'll lay right down in my favorite place
And now I wanna be your dog
And now I wanna be your dog
And now I wanna be your dog"


- Snowy, The Adventures of Tintin

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
"It belongs in a museum"
-Junior

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
"It belongs in a museum"
-Fred Savage, The wizard

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

dr_rat posted:

"It belongs in a museum"
-Fred Savage, The wizard

"That guy touched my breast"
That girl who was also in The Wizard

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