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Saint Isaias Boner posted:I prefer to augment my reality with alcohol JC Drunkton 
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Good morning! My AC went out last night and I was too hot to sleep... Google makes it sound like it's an easy fix though!
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Jun 12, 2023 12:35
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they opened the quarterly org meeting with a video of a muppet rapping about agile. happy Monday y'all
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Jun 12, 2023 13:50
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That sucks rear end
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Jun 12, 2023 13:52
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Haha, Jesus Christ. Id hang myself on the zoom call
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Jun 12, 2023 13:52
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satanic splash-back posted:If I could use my entire vision as a monitor without paying thousands, I will desperately try to convince my work to buy then for me and use them for not work That’s illegal
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Jun 12, 2023 13:55
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kalel posted:they opened the quarterly org meeting with a video of a muppet rapping about agile. happy Monday y'all
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Jun 12, 2023 13:57
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I got my stand up in an hour 
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Jun 12, 2023 14:09
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I want me some totchos so bad, y'all.
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Jun 12, 2023 14:37
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Wendigee posted:I got my stand up in an hour Is it streamed? I'd watch
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Jun 12, 2023 14:37
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My agile standup sprint meeting, not my tight 5 for the comedy club. 
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Jun 12, 2023 14:39
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I fixed my ac... I forgot to change the air filter and it was so clogged the air couldn't reach the coil which then froze. Oops. Getting a new filter at lunch....
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Jun 12, 2023 14:41
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Wendigee posted:My agile standup sprint meeting, not my tight 5 for the comedy club. gently caress it I'd still watch
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Jun 12, 2023 14:45
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Good morning GBS! Got myself a nice cup of "I can only do half my job still" brewing~
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Jun 12, 2023 14:45
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You'd fall asleep and id probably get fired.. Although if your really lucky my 64 year old chud coworker might call Juneteenth "that slave holiday" only to be corrected by the 62 year old that "that's not a good thing to call it man geeze" His mask has been slipping since we refused to pass a state law making abortions a crime as a ballot measure lol. Wendigee fucked around with this message at 14:50 on Jun 12, 2023 |
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Jun 12, 2023 14:46
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Our inbox at work has had no activity today so far and like nothing on Friday. I'm just chilling
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Jun 12, 2023 14:48
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Good morning GBS! Got myself a nice cup of "I can only do half my job still" brewing~ good morning gbs i only brought 1 beer to work today *tips 128oz yeti*
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Jun 12, 2023 14:49
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This “work” business is some fuckin bullshit
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Jun 12, 2023 14:49
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Afternoon I don't think I have anything else that has to be done today so I'm gonna clean up and vacuum then go pick up some stuff at the store maybe have a few afternoon beers after I get my AC back on.
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Jun 12, 2023 14:52
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easiest day ever today. just being ferried to quebec city. looking forward to dinner + beer on the company dime 
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Jun 12, 2023 14:53
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Karma Comedian posted:I want me some totchos so bad, y'all. Restaurant I used to live by had Wafchos which are even better imo
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Jun 12, 2023 14:58
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what even is a stand up and why do i have 3 a day
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Jun 12, 2023 15:01
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So you know how in Japan you don't get fired, they just don't assign you any work and hope that the shame will make you quit? Your company is trying to get you to blow your brains out instead of firing you. Next month they will ramp it up to 4.
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Jun 12, 2023 15:03
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Wendigee posted:So you know how in Japan you don't get fired, they just don't assign you any work and hope that the shame will make you quit? Has anyone seen t'vark lately 
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Jun 12, 2023 15:05
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Oh poo poo
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Jun 12, 2023 15:07
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kalel posted:they opened the quarterly org meeting with a video of a muppet rapping about agile. happy Monday y'all 
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kalel posted:they opened the quarterly org meeting with a video of a muppet rapping about agile. happy Monday y'all I don't know if I'd be able to keep a straight face, lmao
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:easiest day ever today. just being ferried to quebec city. looking forward to dinner + beer on the company dime Hope you speak French
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Jun 12, 2023 15:27
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Wendigee posted:My agile standup sprint meeting, not my tight 5 for the comedy club. I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Agile, is in fact Scrum, or as I've recently taken to calling it Agile + Scrum.
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Bad Purchase posted:I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Agile, is in fact Scrum, or as I've recently taken to calling it Agile + Scrum. Not like this Bad Purchase... Not like this.
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Jun 12, 2023 15:39
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Office BBQ potluck today. Admin is grilling tritip and chicken for main course 
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Jun 12, 2023 15:49
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Nooner posted:Office BBQ potluck today. Admin is grilling tritip and chicken for main course I'll bring the ruffles
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Jun 12, 2023 15:55
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dibs on plates and napkins can toss in a few red solos as well
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Jun 12, 2023 16:00
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If your work isn't giving you free food this week in some way shape or form you are a loser and should probably just give up and die
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Jun 12, 2023 16:13
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Wendigee posted:So you know how in Japan you don't get fired, they just don't assign you any work and hope that the shame will make you quit? I'm gonna see if we can get a 4th stand up in here tbh, I love em
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Jun 12, 2023 16:13
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You should protest all these stand ups by sitting down.
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i have to attend 2 scrums every day except monday, and 3 on wednesday it's been great watching fake agile absolutely ruin corporate productivity over the past decade with the endless meetings and constant crises brought about by artificial sprint deadlines that mean absolutely nothing but might upset the metrics
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big boss is coming to town for a week next month, so everyone will be forced to go in every day that week going to tell my boss im out of town that week, and also apply for more jobs this week
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Wendigee posted:Good morning! My AC went out last night and I was too hot to sleep... Google makes it sound like it's an easy fix though! what's wrong with it? When he picked up rent I told the landlord that my swamp needs some rubber washers on the motor brace so it doesn't sound like rust rubbing on rust when I cool my house down, and he rolled his eyes and looked at me with deep contempt while saying nothing
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