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Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

Pork Pro
The Mule will definitely have superpowers.

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dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer
At some point The Mule will physically hold someone against the wall with their psychic powers.

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Hari Seldon's planet is famous not only for being reclusive nerds but for it's martial arts. I have programmed this form with the universes most deadly and refined fighting style.

But you see Hari Swoledon, as a psychic I can read minds ....even digital ones *copies pose*

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007

Toxic Fart Syndrome posted:

The Mule will definitely have superpowers.

They're going to make him a moustache-twirling villain.

Eiba
Jul 26, 2007


Honestly, adding monsters and dragons is fine. Go wild with it. The original stories were pretty dry- they could use some dragons in a TV adaptation.

I'm way more worried about the implications of an Emperor walking around on Terminus. I liked it better when Seldon's prophesy was just a nagging doubt eating away at the Cleons. Going to check in on ol' holographic Hari personally seems a bit too direct.

Chemtrailologist posted:

They're going to make him a moustache-twirling villain.
That doesn't really seem this show's style.

If they gently caress up the Mule's character (which is likely), they're going to do it by making him say inane, politically incoherent things and have characters around him astounded by his insight and wit. We'll be told he's a charismatic genius while being shown none of that.

This show isn't randomly bad, it's obsessed with Prestige TV formulas and bad at implementing them.

The Mule will probably have ridiculous superpowers, but it's going to be to test the theological convictions of our heroes, leading them to wonder if perhaps he is part of some divine plan, or proof that there is no god, or what have you. He will end up being an allegory for Satan. Something shallowly deep and frustratingly far from the source material.

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Eiba posted:

If they gently caress up the Mule's character (which is likely), they're going to do it by making him say inane, politically incoherent things and have characters around him astounded by his insight and wit. We'll be told he's a charismatic genius while being shown none of that.

lmao, might as well rename the character to the Musk

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

He'll be the Phoenix Jean Grey from the X-men, only he conquers worlds. He'll be talked down by a hologram Hari Seldon, and they won't cast him as a spindly man-spider like he is in the books.

There could be an interesting on-screen adaptation of him saying incoherent and weird stuff, and still amaze political leaders, since that was his only super-power. But I do not think this show can explore that in an interesting way. Just make it all Cleons, please.

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Rappaport posted:

There could be an interesting on-screen adaptation of him saying incoherent and weird stuff, and still amaze political leaders, since that was his only super-power.

I find it hysterical that you all keep describing Elon Musk

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

I find it hysterical that you all keep describing Elon Musk

Elon is a proven moron, but it helps that his audience often is comprised of morons too. The Mule in the books is a sinister and subtle manipulator, and that isn't Elon. But since this show is what it is, if they do a Mule, he'll be some kind of mixture of Elon and Tucker Carlson. :eng99:

Wafflecopper
Nov 27, 2004

I am a mouth, and I must scream

Eiba posted:

That doesn't really seem this show's style.

Counterpoint: the huntress

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
behold, the start of the Cleonic Era of the Empire



Just-In-Timeberlake fucked around with this message at 17:59 on May 31, 2023

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
He thinks he looks 18?

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Cojawfee posted:

He thinks he looks 18?

He thinks it works by porn rules.

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


I guess if his son takes his blood and it prematurely ages him, he can technically “look like an 18 year old”.

Why exactly would he take an older persons (his dad) blood?

I’ve already heard of this so I know he’s a complete whack job idiot. But the questions still come up.

Edit: I found an article. Apparently his dad takes his blood, while he takes his son’s blood. His son is left in the dust having to make more himself.

latinotwink1997 fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Jun 1, 2023

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



*chomping on cigar* "I feel like an 18 year old! ...There's never one around when you need one!"

Tom Guycot
Oct 15, 2008

Chief of Governors


Eiba posted:

The Mule will probably have ridiculous superpowers, but it's going to be to test the theological convictions of our heroes, leading them to wonder if perhaps he is part of some divine plan, or proof that there is no god, or what have you. He will end up being an allegory for Satan. Something shallowly deep and frustratingly far from the source material.

I hate this and i hate you now

Tom Guycot
Oct 15, 2008

Chief of Governors


Also new trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t0BGkVQMuQ





its uh.... its going to be something i guess

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Definitely a good sign they turned comments off. Really speaks to their confidence in their trailer.

Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!

ikanreed posted:

Definitely a good sign they turned comments off. Really speaks to their confidence in their trailer.
I thought Apple does that with everything they put on Youtube.

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Tom Guycot posted:

Also new trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t0BGkVQMuQ





its uh.... its going to be something i guess

looks good, got a lot of chuckles from me...wait I'm being told it's not a comedy?

Aertuun
Dec 18, 2012

Tom Guycot posted:

Also new trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t0BGkVQMuQ

its uh.... its going to be something i guess

I've not read any of the source material so I don't know how well they've adapted it. I'd be very interested to hear from some book readers.

:angel:

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Aertuun posted:

I've not read any of the source material so I don't know how well they've adapted it. I'd be very interested to hear from some book readers.

:angel:

Don’t worry none of us have read this source material either

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

It's very different but to be expected because the source would be almost impossible to adapt as is

Tom Guycot
Oct 15, 2008

Chief of Governors


D-Pad posted:

It's very different but to be expected because the source would be almost impossible to adapt as is


People say that, but I don't buy it.

As far as the time jumps and character changes, anthology shows do this every season without issue, so I don't see any of that being a problem. The rest of the stories, I mean, they're pretty straight forward page turners that would be easy to adapt. Its not even like they're devoid of action and all talking like people often claim, like sure its not described on the pages in detail, but I mean even the second story ends with impending space battle, takeover of ships, ray guns, shields, and then going into full interstellar war with bel riose, and the mule has plenty of battles, galaxy spanning chases etc.


It would be incredibly basic to adapt and you could expand all the action stuff there just fine if people are concerned its a bunch of people sitting around talking.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

D-Pad posted:

It's very different but to be expected because the source would be almost impossible to adapt as is

Just because you can't transcribe the books doesn't mean the story isn't one you could tell with tv.

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

Sure and just because you can tell the story on TV doesn't mean it would be good. I just don't think it would translate well to TV as is. Not that what they've done is any better lol

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

Don’t worry none of us have read this source material either

apparently neither have the show writers

Glimpse
Jun 5, 2011


Aertuun posted:

I've not read any of the source material so I don't know how well they've adapted it. I'd be very interested to hear from some book readers.

:angel:

It’s honestly more of a Dune fanfic with the serial numbers ground off than a Foundation adaptation. Also dumb as hell.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

D-Pad posted:

Sure and just because you can tell the story on TV doesn't mean it would be good. I just don't think it would translate well to TV as is. Not that what they've done is any better lol

Let's go ahead and set "good" aside as an impossible hypothetical for this show at this point.

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

Pork Pro
Hell yeah I can’t wait for the Emperors and Hari to have a Matrix fight. :getin:

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

Flying velociraptors and a mad emperor of trillions who is...taking the planet back? Sure, why not.

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!
Silly me force closing and refreshing the Apple TV+ app cause S2 wasn't showing. Turns out June 14th and July 14th are different.

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
please cancel this

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Rectal Death Adept posted:

please cancel this

I just called up Tim Apple and he agreed to cancel it because you asked.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Rectal Death Adept posted:

please cancel this

But you haven't even gotten to the hero's defiant speech to the mule about how every person has a destiny and his dark powers won't can't corrupt a righteous soul.

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

If I were Tim I would simply make Good space shows instead of bad ones

Hire a show runner for Foundation who’s actually read the books. Pay some nerd from JPL to consult on the science of For All Mankind. Hell the nerd will probably consult for free! There I fixed it.

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

Rectal Death Adept posted:

please cancel this

Woke mob CANCELS the Mule over non-consensual telepathy!

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007

ikanreed posted:

But you haven't even gotten to the hero's defiant speech to the mule about how every person has a destiny and his dark powers won't can't corrupt a righteous soul.

I hope he shoots lightning like Palpatine.

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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Chemtrailologist posted:

I hope he shoots lightning like Palpatine.

He's gonna do that, and throw people around and also give a long speech where no one interrupts about how he has these powers than that gives him the right to rule over everyone.

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