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https://twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/1669588891869802499 Ash Sarkar (Jolyon Maugham Arc) e: cat tax 
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I used to play cricket with one of Victoria Gillick's sons.
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Jun 17, 2023 15:26
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Guavanaut posted:https://twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/1669588891869802499 Or this is the start of a classic comic style Misunderstanding Brawl(TM) that ends up with Ash and Jolyon in a Team-Up in that great Marvel style!
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Jun 17, 2023 15:34
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Wes streeting is a pathetic baby, he had his prick lawyers write a letter to a journalist to demand they stop saying hes paid 200k by healthcare firms, because it was "only" 193k ans he wasnt paid it directly it was benefits in kind.
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Jun 17, 2023 16:56
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i feel like if you've been an MP for only like 10 minutes you should wait until you'd actually achieved anything before writing a memoir
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Jun 17, 2023 16:59
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Drone_Fragger posted:Wes streeting is a pathetic baby, he had his prick lawyers write a letter to a journalist to demand they stop saying hes paid 200k by healthcare firms, because it was "only" 193k ans he wasnt paid it directly it was benefits in kind. Wondered why Carol Vorderperson tweeted this: https://twitter.com/carolvorders/status/1669356836175351809?s=20
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Jun 17, 2023 17:03
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Nuclear Spoon posted:i feel like if you've been an MP for only like 10 minutes you should wait until you'd actually achieved anything before writing a memoir 10 minutes? That's forever. Have you seen how long the candidate for Selby & Aintsby (Nigel Adams who quit after BloJo) has been out of school? https://twitter.com/AaronBastani/status/1670052063420579840?s=20
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Jun 17, 2023 17:05
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Wondered why Carol Vorderperson tweeted this: wes streisand
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Jun 17, 2023 17:09
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happyhippy posted:Ads are 15+ mins per hour? Yeah, it just seemed to strike me as odd that I'll flick through the guide, see Quantum leap or something at 7 minutes past the hour and figured what the hell, that'll kill a few minutes till I need to get on with whatever. Lo and behold, it's 5 minutes of ads again. I only switched to Virgin for the Internet and we've barely watched the TV with the package we got (mainly because I've got a much better setup with plex server+Internet knowhow). My wife just sticks it on the challenge TV or cbeebies all day which are freeview channels anyway. That being said, I can imagine it's good for older kids who'll watch cartoon network and all that kinda stuff. I kinda regret it now as they had to install it physically around the house separate to the Internet line, including drilling through walls and poo poo. I'm assuming when it comes time to renew and I scrap the TV they'll just leave all the cables as is, but probably take the boxes.
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Jun 17, 2023 17:22
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https://twitter.com/BareLeft/status/1670088460135178240?t=zlIoV56f-KsXN0oBlEMp6A&s=19 Pissed Streeting.
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Jun 17, 2023 17:22
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Man who wanted to leave ECHR complains that Johnson facing any sort of consequences breaches his human rights. https://twitter.com/DCBMEP/status/1669824511443705861 e: ^^ Sounds like Wet Sharting is preparing a "I was incredibly drunk at the time" excuse in advance.
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Jun 17, 2023 17:28
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If turning up to the commons is a human right then I should be allowed to do it.
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Jun 17, 2023 17:45
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Sounds like Streeting is doing the "if everyone knows it you can't be blackmailed" thing in advance before he supplants Stairmaster as LOTO. (Had an argument with an internet guru over that - he was American and said 'if you out yourself' (he was talking about being gay) then "they" can't blackmail you with it. I replied "depends if you live in a country where saying you're gay leads to an encounter with the secret police and a truncheon & a bunch of electrodes shoved up your bum". Just never occurred to him that there are other countries besides the US.
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Jun 17, 2023 18:08
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Light the beacons, the guardian has an article on trans rights that isn't dogshit. https://twitter.com/SloaneFragment/status/1670111582720851968 The musician named after two ducks has been found to be dogshit tho https://twitter.com/MarkGComedyUK/status/1670047349823922176  sorry i accidentally liked numerous homophobic tweets for several years uwu
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Jun 17, 2023 18:08
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Kin posted:Yeah, it just seemed to strike me as odd that I'll flick through the guide, see Quantum leap or something at 7 minutes past the hour and figured what the hell, that'll kill a few minutes till I need to get on with whatever. I don't have a TV myself, but when home a few weeks ago (first time in 3 years so first time watching UK/Irish TV too). Ads are getting worse I think, and the same poo poo shows are on since I last watched. I always try to read the small print on ads for any laughs, and found it funny the happy sunny your family will benefit from your death ads have a 'doesn't pay out on suicide' clause on screen.
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Jun 17, 2023 18:08
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DavidCBaanermanFormerMEP posted:It is a clear breach of the Right to a Fair Trial under the E Convention of Human Rights, which was written by British lawyers to stop Stalinist like Showtrials in other European countries. LMAO the utter smugness and contempt for forrigns is just dripping from that tweet. Private Speech fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Jun 17, 2023 |
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Jun 17, 2023 18:08
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It was written by David Maxwell-Fyfe, but that ignores that it was Pierre-Henri Teitgen who came up with the list of rights that got transposed into legislation, and was a committee effort.
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Jun 17, 2023 18:15
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I will not type the E-word.
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Jun 17, 2023 18:20
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E-girl Convention of Human Rights
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Jun 17, 2023 18:24
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boris must gift 500 subs as penalty for lying to parliament
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Jun 17, 2023 18:26
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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/first-ever-partygate-video-revealed-30259486 (If you can’t be bothered to use the mirrors dogshit website - it’s a video from Xmas 2020 of people at CCHQ having a full blown Xmas party. ) Tweet version: https://twitter.com/politlcsuk/status/1670132962464071684?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg smellmycheese fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Jun 17, 2023 |
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Jun 17, 2023 19:35
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Guavanaut posted:The musician named after two ducks has been found to be dogshit tho I think I liked him better well all I knew him for was being the one from Take That who Star Stories said communicated like Chewbacca. Turned out he was saying horrible stuff all this time in Wookie speak. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9nxRhVmcus
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Jun 17, 2023 19:58
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smellmycheese posted:https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/first-ever-partygate-video-revealed-30259486 Is that Boris' illegitimate daughter? The one who is supposedly going to the House of Lords? If so.... that was a very weaponised leak. lol e: Fresh CWS https://twitter.com/coldwarsteve/status/1670154166637920258
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Jun 17, 2023 20:47
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fuctifino posted:Is that Boris' illegitimate daughter? The one who is supposedly going to the House of Lords? If so.... that was a very weaponised leak. lol Nah, its his ex-girlfriend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIg7lDLwbRE Here she is on LBC a few days ago, dishing the dirt on Boris. Probably weaponized against her for going public here.
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Jun 17, 2023 21:06
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Class mobility through loving Boris Johnson. It's like the whole concubine thing that rulers would do in the past.
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Jun 17, 2023 21:12
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Here’s a handy guide to who’s who 
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Jun 17, 2023 21:36
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happyhippy posted:Nah, its his ex-girlfriend. Lol it's not either of those people
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Jun 17, 2023 21:38
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fuctifino posted:Is that Boris' illegitimate daughter? The one who is supposedly going to the House of Lords? If so.... that was a very weaponised leak. lol That's from a well known painting called: 'The irritating gentleman', where an unaccompanied young girl in mourning dress is hassled on a train by a creepy older guy. There's probably a reason why he took inspiration from that particular work. 
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Jun 17, 2023 21:42
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Pistol_Pete posted:There's probably a reason why he took inspiration from that particular work. I want to believe she's his daughter, as she looks so alike other female family members. I can still hold that view as well as entertain the view that he's also been loving her too. As for me mistaking the woman in the video as being her, I don't want to sound racist, but all Tories look alike to me....
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Jun 17, 2023 21:53
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„Ethik im Computerspielejournalismus“
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Jun 17, 2023 21:56
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Lol it's not either of those people Really? My eyes need checking then lol.
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Jun 17, 2023 22:20
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MyCrimes.txt never seems to stick so I dunno if MyCrimes.mp4 is gonna do much better
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Jun 17, 2023 22:21
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happyhippy posted:Really? My eyes need checking then lol. I dunno. That petronella lady is like 55 years old? I don't think it's her
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Jun 17, 2023 22:22
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Yeah, it's definitely not Petronella. I tried searching, though not super hard, but I can't see her name mentioned anywhere. I guess she's a nepo daughter of someone influential? (She could still be yet another of Boris' spawn)
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Jun 17, 2023 22:31
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History Comes Inside! posted:MyCrimes.txt never seems to stick so I dunno if MyCrimes.mp4 is gonna do much better
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Jun 17, 2023 22:37
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Crimes sequential values.
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Jun 17, 2023 22:39
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Preparing a venn diagram of Boris' crimes just to make Llama guy mad.
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Jun 17, 2023 22:41
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History Comes Inside! posted:MyCrimes.txt never seems to stick so I dunno if MyCrimes.mp4 is gonna do much better I mean tbh joris has already resigned while vowing to get you next time, Inspector Gadget.
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Jun 17, 2023 23:01
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David Warburton's just resigned as an MP. He was recently suspended over a sexual assault claim. There are so many byelections coming up, I guess there's going to be greater call for a GE?
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Pictured after being disowned from the Warburtons family for making bread very wrong.
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