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https://twitter.com/SuellaBraverman/status/1670695468421074945 She's trying to incite rioting now...
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/SuellaBraverman/status/1670695468421074945 Good. High time it kicked off. Looks like it’s going to be a hot sweaty summer in the cities too.
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/SuellaBraverman/status/1670695468421074945 Selling tinder for her Reichstag fire
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/SuellaBraverman/status/1670695468421074945 I feel like quite a few of these 100,000 dangerous weapons are something like a butter knife. If you see a picture of them it'll be like one of those photos yank cops do that shows a few bags of weed an $30 in singles.
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If she wants to clear dangerous weapons off the streets then I can point to one who just resigned from parliament.
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bessantj posted:I feel like quite a few of these 100,000 dangerous weapons are something like a butter knife. If you see a picture of them it'll be like one of those photos yank cops do that shows a few bags of weed an $30 in singles. why would someone be carrying a butter knife?
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Jun 19, 2023 11:25
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Intent to commit assault and buttery
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NotJustANumber99 posted:why would someone be carrying a butter knife? The more likely question would be "Why would a policeman present a butter knife as a dangerous weapon they've taken off the streets" and the likely answer is "Because they've been given a quota to meet"
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NotJustANumber99 posted:why would someone be carrying a butter knife? Perhaps they've bought it in a shop and are taking it home. Perhaps they're taking it to a friends house because their friend is without a butter knife. Perhaps they found it on the ground and are taking it to the closest bin but council cut backs means it's a long walk to said bin. I hope any of these prompts help you with your writing.
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Jun 19, 2023 11:42
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sometimes it's nice to butter a crumpet on the go
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Imagine being stabbed with a butter knife and dying with the knowledge you died by being stabbed with a knife that isn't even sharp.
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Tesseraction posted:Imagine being stabbed with a butter knife and dying with the knowledge you died by being stabbed with a knife that isn't even sharp. don't joke, butter emails brought down a whole country
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bessantj posted:Perhaps they've bought it in a shop and are taking it home. Perhaps they're taking it to a friends house because their friend is without a butter knife. Perhaps they found it on the ground and are taking it to the closest bin but council cut backs means it's a long walk to said bin. Ok but the only evidence we have for someone being stop and searched and the result being the confiscation of a butter knife is you feeling like it has happened many times.
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Jun 19, 2023 11:56
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Can't even carry your own butter knife to reduce dependence on single-use plastics anymore. Never going to stay below 4°C with this kind of strategy.
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The more important concern is why are they still pretending that stop and search even works, despite large amounts of evidence that it does worse than nothing. And the answer is:  I wonder where those numbers came from, because Black people are not 13% of the UK population. https://www.adl.org/resources/hate-symbol/1352-1390 Anti Defamation League posted:The number 13 used in conjunction with either the number 52 or the number 90 is a shorthand reference to racist propaganda claims by white supremacists against African Americans to depict them as savage and criminal in nature. Someone should tell Tufton Street to at least file the numbers off when importing culture wars from the loving Klan.
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Ok but the only evidence we have for someone being stop and searched and the result being the confiscation of a butter knife is you feeling like it has happened many times. Ah right, when I said "something like a butter knife" I didn't mean a literal butter knife I was using it to suggest that the police may have confiscated something that isn't particularly dangerous but counting it as a win anyway. I freely admit I don't know if this has happened. I hope this has cleared up any misunderstanding and we can all move on.
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Lol https://twitter.com/dominicpenna/status/1670742479920943104?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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Someone who gets it. https://twitter.com/paulsinha/status/1670695868792545280
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Respect the Sinnerman
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you can carry a butter knife as long as it's a folding and non-locking blade with a total blade length of not more than three inches or, you can demonstrate to a court beyond reasonable doubt that you were urgently needed to sling some vitalite over some sunblest or, just be white and middle aged
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Although the definition of 'locking' is so broad now that's it's approaching New York's infamous 'gravity knife' laws, where at the discretion of a copper if he can get it to open one handed (even if the person with it obviously lacks the dexterity to) then he can call it a gravity knife. Make sure your folding knives are well oiled so they don't inadvertently stick open.
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Failed Imagineer posted:Intent to commit assault and buttery I laughed
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Ah but not so well oiled you can flick it open!
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And not so under-oiled as to have no butter on them, ready for spreading
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Am I a bad enough dude to butter a scone with a switchblade 
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Good news: https://twitter.com/meadwaj/status/1670722315007533059
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Microplastics posted:
Those are some tiny midges, I thought they where larger. We got these larger annoying fuckers by the billions in Finland, their flight make this whining sound when they come near you. Nothing worse than one of those fuckers in your room at night.
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Microplastics posted:
I'm not in Scotland but the dead midges around my bug screens are in thick layers. Never seen anything like it. Just glad they're external not coming in apart from the brief seconds when I pull the screen off to shut the window to smallest opening at night.
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His Divine Shadow posted:Those are some tiny midges, I thought they where larger. We got these larger annoying fuckers by the billions in Finland, their flight make this whining sound when they come near you. Nothing worse than one of those fuckers in your room at night. Are you sure those aren't mosquitoes?
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Failed Imagineer posted:Truss still sticking with the Dolchstoss interpretation of why her "mini-budget" sucked so much poo poo that it schlonged the UK economy and her political career Quite a lot of the gilt yields are back up to the highest levels of her crisis and no one seems to be mentioning it so she's wrong overall but she does have a point.
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Are you sure those aren't mosquitoes? See to me they're neither. I call them "krankar" or "satans helvetes krankjävlar" and I thought it translated to midges.
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Microplastics posted:
My brother in law does lots of work in the scottish countryside and always comments on the insane amounts of insects. If it's a bumper year it's going to be plague levels. 
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Are you sure those aren't mosquitoes? They're midges. We had plagues of mozzies in Egypt and they're bigger than midges. I got special midge-mesh for my bug screens, smaller grid size than regular bug screens which block mozzies but not midges. Usually sold to the Scottish market but I live very close to the river and the midges can be horrendous May to September.
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Guavanaut posted:Make sure your folding knives are well oiled so they don't inadvertently stick open.
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Failed Imagineer posted:Intent to commit assault and buttery a salty buttery
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Lol. Keith akehurst https://twitter.com/ClaraRo55/status/1670740900991885312?s=20
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