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Funny Forum Quotes:The Wicked ZOGA posted:Cut my life into pieces Arivia posted:This is my last repost
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# ? Jun 18, 2023 05:49 |
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# ? May 19, 2024 04:24 |
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Snowy posted:You and everyone else who ended up as a bog body What are you gonna do, entomb me? -entombed man
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# ? Jun 18, 2023 07:37 |
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sebmojo posted:What are you gonna do, entomb me? "For the love of bog Montresor!"
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# ? Jun 18, 2023 09:11 |
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Snowy posted:You and everyone else who ended up as a bog body I somehow doubt it, considering that they were frequently tortured and strangled before being thrown into the bog.
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# ? Jun 18, 2023 09:22 |
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Jedit posted:I somehow doubt it, considering that they were frequently tortured and strangled before being thrown into the bog. Well that's rude.
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# ? Jun 18, 2023 09:27 |
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Jedit posted:I somehow doubt it, considering that they were frequently tortured and strangled before being thrown into the bog. Nah that's all the effort they had to go to to keep people out of the bog
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# ? Jun 18, 2023 09:29 |
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This bog! It was meant for me!
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# ? Jun 18, 2023 09:31 |
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:This bog! It was meant for me! slrrrrp! slrrrrp! slrrrrrp!
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# ? Jun 18, 2023 10:12 |
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Platystemon posted:Kangaroos have their balls above their dicks. not very, human balls are similar
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# ? Jun 18, 2023 12:55 |
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RIP to that dude but I’m different
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# ? Jun 18, 2023 13:04 |
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sebmojo posted:What are you gonna do, entomb me? the whole point of the gag is that the information about the consequences comes before the quote itself! stop posting it wrong!
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# ? Jun 18, 2023 13:17 |
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Quote from entombed man: “What are you gonna do, stab me?”
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# ? Jun 18, 2023 13:44 |
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Pirate Radar posted:RIP to that dude but I’m different
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# ? Jun 18, 2023 13:48 |
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Quote from quoted poster:Zulily Zoetrope posted:What are you gonna do, quote me?
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# ? Jun 18, 2023 13:50 |
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Thank you, sincerely.
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# ? Jun 18, 2023 16:28 |
Qwertycoatl posted:I've obviously not seen Frank's notes but personally I'm sceptical that they say the main villain is Brian+Kevin's OC, defeated by Brian+Kevin's other OC zoux posted:No it’s all in there. Along with the Butlerian Juhad starting because of an extremely late term abortion Jedit posted:Come on, I don't like Brian Herbert either but that's no way to describe him.
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# ? Jun 18, 2023 18:03 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:
i completely respect this level of trivial gag pedantry dgmw, but that is the case here, as his recorded statement re being entombed (and disbelief that this consequence could ever befall him) implicitly dates to before he was entombed wheatpuppy posted:"For the love of bog Montresor!" Lmao
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# ? Jun 19, 2023 03:39 |
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wheatpuppy posted:"For the love of bog Montresor!"
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# ? Jun 19, 2023 03:52 |
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sebmojo posted:i completely respect this level of trivial gag pedantry dgmw, but that is the case here, as his recorded statement re being entombed (and disbelief that this consequence could ever befall him) implicitly dates to before he was entombed The joke is as much about the presentation as the facts, and the presentation needs to be ordered correctly. I stand with OP.
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# ? Jun 19, 2023 04:12 |
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SLOSifl posted:Lesson learned. Have you ever wanted something you can only have once? And didn’t do it?
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# ? Jun 19, 2023 07:35 |
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Subjunctive posted:The joke is as much about the presentation as the facts, and the presentation needs to be ordered correctly. I stand with OP. goons can have little a modification, as a treat
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# ? Jun 19, 2023 07:35 |
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This same poo poo happened to me
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# ? Jun 19, 2023 15:04 |
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I'm looking for a quote from one of the Groverhaus discussions, it was a satirical post about, I think, when he tried to get the building inspector to sign off on it. It included the phrase "The ol' wifenheimer, buzzed to the gills on benzos" as near as my foggy memory can make out.
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# ? Jun 19, 2023 15:19 |
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it's "black bombers" and the context is correct but it wasnt posted by grover
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# ? Jun 19, 2023 15:38 |
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Dareon posted:I'm looking for a quote from one of the Groverhaus discussions, it was a satirical post about, I think, when he tried to get the building inspector to sign off on it. It included the phrase "The ol' wifenheimer, buzzed to the gills on benzos" as near as my foggy memory can make out. quote:Failed ANOTHER inspection - Different fire marshal - SAME wiring. Call me paranoid but I can't imagine that two completely different fire marshals, from competely different government bodies (the city and the state police), would just randomly come to the same conclusion about such a clever wiring setup. I pointed out that Id already purchased and installed over 180 outlets over the course of the project, so I probably knew what I was doing by now. And anyway, I could have every outlet-capable thing I own plugged in, on, and running, and it wouldn't even take up a quarter of them. Meanwhile, the Ol Wifenheimer, fuzzed out of her mind on black bombers and kratom, skittered by like a trembling woodcutter ant with several dozen sheets of plywood hoisted above her quietly jabbering head. I told the Marshal how much I wanted them but he shook his head sadly and said, "Grover, you need to choose a few outlets, and you need to take the rest away. You can't have them all, it's dangerous, you could burn your house down and you don't want to die in a terrible fire? Do you? That's why we need you to take the wires out, Grover, so you don't hurt yourself and your family." I swore up and down that I'd do the work, and not just try to fool him with a new fake-wiring setup like I did the other guy, but now that he's walked out the door - I kind of feel like just leaving it, and then start dodging inspections until after I get licensed up myself vv referenced on page 390 of this very thread
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# ? Jun 19, 2023 15:55 |
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ITT You may break a few rules Fight_tin_men posted:but none of the big ones
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# ? Jun 19, 2023 18:48 |
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Applewhite posted:Dwight tries to kill Jim with a pistol but Jim replaced Dwight's gun with a chocolate gun (a gun made out of chocolate, not a gun that shoots chocolate). jazzyhattrick posted:Dwight tries to kill Jim with a pistol but Jim replaced Dwight's gun with a chocolate gun (a gun that shoots chocolate, not a gun made out of chocolate). jazzyhattrick posted:Dwight tries to kill Jim with a pistol but Jim replaced Dwight's gun with a chocolate gun, a gun made out of chocolate, that also shoots chocolate. poisonpill posted:Jim opens his mouth as Dwight shoots chocolate bullets at him. He catches and swallows them, then chokes out through a heavily bruised larynx “Talk about a perfect crime! I’ve driven my best friend to try to kill me, and gotten my just desserts!”
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# ? Jun 19, 2023 23:44 |
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:jeffrey is a landlord and you know what cspam does to landlords... they give them gambling money
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 18:55 |
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By popular demand posted:Just another thing for the robots to hold against us.
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 19:31 |
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:thankfully all the occupants of that sub can now be filtered through a fine screen ComfyPants posted:Billionaires learn one weird trick for getting a camel to pass through the eye of a needle
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# ? Jun 21, 2023 00:39 |
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Outrail posted:They're gonna shine a camera into the porthole and they'll either be loving or eating eachother. Comrade Koba posted:Well they did report hearing banging sounds
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# ? Jun 21, 2023 11:16 |
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If the sub's a-lurchin', don't come a-searchin'
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# ? Jun 21, 2023 16:22 |
Joining the Mile-Deep Club
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# ? Jun 21, 2023 16:43 |
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Asterite34 posted:Joining the Mile-Deep Club
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# ? Jun 21, 2023 16:56 |
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no that's the mild eep club
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# ? Jun 21, 2023 17:57 |
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as opposed to the wild eep club (made entirely of 90s macos enthusiasts)
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# ? Jun 21, 2023 18:24 |
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That DICK! posted:no that's the mile wide club
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# ? Jun 21, 2023 19:58 |
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My Spirit Otter posted:Speaks volumes that you can say that sneaking a dwarf into the shacks so that said dwarf can ride a tricycle nude then have a train ran on her is a very Wainwright thing and still have to clarify which Wainwright.
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# ? Jun 21, 2023 20:44 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:If the sub's a-lurchin', don't come a-searchin' I’m gigglin
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# ? Jun 21, 2023 23:06 |
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# ? May 19, 2024 04:24 |
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zedprime posted:Just imagine your last experiences on Earth are sitting criss cross apple sauce in a tube while an old guy takes off his shirt and plays My Heart Will Go On. SyNack Sassimov posted:This is like the 10th time I've seen this phrase in the last few days (across threads but mostly referring to how people sit in the sub) and it rankles me in a way I can't define. Is this some loving regionalism where kids from x area of the country all learned it like this? It just comes across as childish language and is very jarring when reading a post clearly written by an adult. Why would you not use "cross-legged"? T3hRen3gade posted:Yes, it's an extremely common phrase used in kindergartens across the United States. It has a doubly dark meaning in this context as well, as they were sitting criss-cross and are now likely crushed into apple sauce.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 00:43 |