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Gwyneth Palpate posted:Imagine getting bolted into your ramshackle tomb to go visit a mass grave and being handed this to maneuver it lmao
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Jun 20, 2023 00:20
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FlapYoJacks posted:They are rich people. The sub WILL be found. Hell, there's a billionaire on the sub. They will drain the loving ocean to find his corpse. Nah, not when all the other billionaires have started a dead pool to figure out when they all kick the bucket in their luxury tin can
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Jun 20, 2023 00:21
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float up stupid
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Jun 20, 2023 00:26
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More billionaires should get into other subs to search for the first sub. The other subs don't have to be rated for the entire 12,500 feet.
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Jun 20, 2023 00:27
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smoobles posted:how cool would it be if the sealed sub kept their bodies mummified at the bottom of the ocean for a hundred years containment would fail due to corrosion within a few years at absolute best, probably sooner because this tour operator has a history of extremely dodgy maintenance practices. also the sub itself is not exactly "overbuilt" https://twitter.com/conzmoleman/status/1670844391185956886?s=20
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Jun 20, 2023 00:28
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Kesper North posted:containment would fail due to corrosion within a few years at absolute best, probably sooner because this tour operator has a history of extremely dodgy maintenance practices. also the sub itself is not exactly "overbuilt" man.. build your sub with safety features my guy. we actually had a whole maritime disaster that symbolizes this concept.
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Jun 20, 2023 00:30
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smoobles posted:man.. build your sub with safety features my guy. Why? It seems like it did a great job of giving them the authentic Titanic experience!
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Jun 20, 2023 00:33
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While it’s great that this billionaire is probably dead or dying at the bottom of the ocean, the problem is that someone else will inherit his wealth and the number of billionaires will remain constant. What I’m saying is we need a company that not only puts billionaires onto deathtrap submarines, but also gets them to unwittingly sign away all their possessions to the Orcas in the event of an accident.
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Jun 20, 2023 00:42
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James Cameron tricking rich people into deadly tourism is praxis
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Jun 20, 2023 00:43
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https://twitter.com/darioperkins/status/1670768628453572609 nobody (other than Americans) wants to buy things anymore!!!
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Jun 20, 2023 00:59
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Buying things is America's very sad superpower.
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Jun 20, 2023 01:05
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i feel bad for the sub operator and other employee that had to listen to this dude cry and moan in their final hours together 
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Jun 20, 2023 01:14
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:i feel bad for the sub operator and other employee that had to listen to this dude cry and moan in their final hours together nah, that person is dumb as hell for being willing to do it
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Jun 20, 2023 01:19
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they knew what they signed up for
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Jun 20, 2023 01:37
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Spaced God posted:https://twitter.com/Pogue/status/1670826522138091521 https://store.steampowered.com/app/1846170/Iron_Lung/
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Jun 20, 2023 01:40
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Microplastics posted:5 billionaires frantically trying to buy oxygen off each other 
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Jun 20, 2023 01:46
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Slowly suffocating in a small metal cylinder is literally one of my worst nightmares And they paid for it
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Jun 20, 2023 01:49
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Slowly suffocating in a small metal cylinder is literally one of my worst nightmares Well they might have drowned quickly and painfully instead.
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Jun 20, 2023 01:53
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Elon Musk rescue coffin
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Jun 20, 2023 01:54
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why would you get in that thing lol
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Jun 20, 2023 01:54
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euphronius posted:why would you get in that thing lol when you get really rich and can afford all the regular stuff with no risk/effort on your part whatsoever you get bored and start having to do stuff like this to feel anything at all. redistribution of wealth is for their own good.
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Jun 20, 2023 01:55
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:when you get really rich and can afford all the regular stuff with no risk/effort on your part whatsoever you get bored and start having to do stuff like this to feel anything at all. redistribution of wealth is for their own good. yeah that makes sense
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Jun 20, 2023 01:59
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all just to like look at it out of a 6-inch window?
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Jun 20, 2023 02:00
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does it even have a window or are you basically looking at it through cameras? and if so, why not just make it a drone lol
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Jun 20, 2023 02:02
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250k t get into a trash can hooked up to a gateway 2000
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Jun 20, 2023 02:03
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:does it even have a window or are you basically looking at it through cameras? and if so, why not just make it a drone lol Then you couldn't brag to all your slightly-less-rich friends about how "adventurous" you are. but you could brag about how alive you are, I guess
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Jun 20, 2023 02:18
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triple sulk posted:nah, that person is dumb as hell for being willing to do it yeah, you don't become a sub driver for a bunch of moron billionaires without having at least a few other options available
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Jun 20, 2023 02:20
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:does it even have a window or are you basically looking at it through cameras? and if so, why not just make it a drone lol It does have a viewing port on the front.
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Jun 20, 2023 02:24
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euphronius posted:why would you get in that thing lol its the billionaire equivalent of running into a post and screaming "first"
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Jun 20, 2023 02:30
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Have the billionaire & millionaires in the missing sub just considered pulling themselves back to the surface with their own bootstraps?
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Jun 20, 2023 02:31
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DancingShade posted:Have the billionaire & millionaires in the missing sub just considered pulling themselves back to the surface with their own bootstraps? I give it 20/1 odds that one has already eaten the others
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Jun 20, 2023 02:34
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:James Cameron tricking rich people into deadly tourism is praxis same for Ed Hillary and Tenzing Norgay but for going upwards instead.
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Jun 20, 2023 02:38
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the coup did not anticipate
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Jun 20, 2023 02:38
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This is what was controlling the sub. Not a joke. https://twitter.com/agentbizzle/status/1670947209767186432
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Jun 20, 2023 02:47
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Should have used a hotas
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Jun 20, 2023 02:49
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I bet orcas are involved somehow
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Jun 20, 2023 02:51
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euphronius posted:Should have used a hotas hotas balls with no life support in a tiny cylinder at the bottom of the ocean
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Jun 20, 2023 02:53
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Porpoise With A Purpose posted:This is what was controlling the sub. Not a joke. https://twitter.com/Yoppchop/status/1670871111163060225?s=20
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Jun 20, 2023 02:56
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https://twitter.com/metaltxt/status/1670966223440592896
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Jun 20, 2023 02:58
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:I give it 20/1 odds that one has already eaten the others "We have to eat John first, he has the cheapest Rolex in the sub."
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Jun 20, 2023 03:00
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