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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:Just pilot the sub up dummies, water ends at the top You can only open the hatch from the outside and they don't necessarily know where you are even if you can surface.
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Jun 20, 2023 21:38
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Eric Cantonese posted:You can only open the hatch from the outside and they don't necessarily know where you are even if you can surface. Maybe you can't but I could
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Jun 20, 2023 21:38
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They have 96 hours of oxygen. I'm sure 2 billionaires, the son of a billionaire, and the guy who thought this was a good idea will be able to science their way back to the surface with 96 hours to work with.
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Jun 20, 2023 21:38
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Mr Hootington posted:https://twitter.com/MorePerfectUS/status/1671246614281834497?t=o6EjqojOqBfhcto-NIL1iA&s=19 he should set an example and count his calories
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Jun 20, 2023 21:39
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Koirhor posted:he should set an example and count his calories doordash him a few hundred boxes of the baconator.
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Jun 20, 2023 21:42
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Real hurthling! posted:
why did they attach those nubs to the analog sticks is it just trying to make it look a little less like a controller
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Jun 20, 2023 21:44
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mycomancy posted:. I also haven't gotten legitimately angry in a while doubt
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Jun 20, 2023 21:45
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If I was stuck in a submarine, I would simply push up on the controller.
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Jun 20, 2023 21:45
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Real hurthling! posted:
imagine there’s 5 people in there and one of them wants to uncross their legs without kicking one of the monitors off the side of the hill
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Jun 20, 2023 21:46
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poemdexter posted:If I was stuck in a submarine, I would simply push up on the controller. they forgot to invert y
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Jun 20, 2023 21:48
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What’s the point of having a toilet on board if you can’t poo poo out your location?
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Jun 20, 2023 21:51
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Koirhor posted:they forgot to invert y Other good theories -forgot to check a box in the ui -device driver failed and nobody has thought to try rebooting -somebody sat on controller
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Jun 20, 2023 21:52
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Zokari posted:why did they attach those nubs to the analog sticks enhanced precision
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Jun 20, 2023 21:52
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SourKraut posted:What’s the point of having a toilet on board if you can’t poo poo out your location? I'm like 90% sure this sub got crushed and dunked across the ocean floor but there's a real possibility a bunch of rich people are trapped in a soda can on the ocean floor with an overflowing chemical toilet and I'm holding out hope we find them alive at like hour 92 just to see their faces when they get them out
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Jun 20, 2023 21:55
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Engorged Pedipalps posted:Other good theories - Windows forced update and they lost connectivity to the controller. - Controller lost connectivity via bluetooth and none of them could figure out how to resync. Or my personal favorite: - Someone kicked the monitor that's mounted to the carbon fiber which caused a leak. That leak then pressure washed the flesh off the nearest person. The rest of the people had to watch this happen while the cabin slowly filled with water. At that moment, they realized that all the money in the world wasn't gonna save them from their own hubris.
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Jun 20, 2023 21:55
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wemgo posted:i bet if they bought an xbox pro series 2 controller, they’d be safe on their yachts already 💯
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Jun 20, 2023 21:55
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one of the sticks was bound to shift and they enabled stickykeys
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Jun 20, 2023 21:55
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poemdexter posted:If I was stuck in a submarine, I would simply push up on the controller. You fool! 
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Jun 20, 2023 21:57
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i drive my diy garage submarines using a sega genesis controller like god intended
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Jun 20, 2023 21:57
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poemdexter posted:- Windows forced update and they lost connectivity to the controller. Windows automatically updating and then bricking the os would be the funniest possible answer
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Jun 20, 2023 21:57
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Maybe if they’d have paid a little more for JoyCons then they’d have only had a little drift.
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Jun 20, 2023 22:00
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i am harry posted:a wireless controller holy gently caress They probably forgot to charge it and it shut off midway through the dive. Whoops.
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Jun 20, 2023 22:03
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RadiRoot posted:doordash him a few hundred boxes of the baconator. its the perfect crime
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Jun 20, 2023 22:03
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DancingShade posted:They probably forgot to charge it and it shut off midway through the dive. Whoops. I really do have to wonder if the reason this disaster has struck wasn't because -something wasn't charged -somebody forgot to refill the air tanks -etc... Like if they got "ride operator" brain for even a minute with this business they would be in a lot of trouble. There's a reason only universities, governments and militaries traditionally operate these things. The maintenance demands for a saltwater deep sea submersible have to be absolutely crushing.
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Jun 20, 2023 22:07
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I'm still in awe that they didn't bother putting seats into it. Just hours of awkward uncomfortable squatting. Not even a pillow lol
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Jun 20, 2023 22:07
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BULBASAUR posted:I'm still in awe that they didn't bother putting seats into it. Just hours of awkward uncomfortable squatting. Not even a pillow lol I can't imagine sitting in it at port without having an anxiety attack, let alone sitting in it for six hours at lower depths than any rescue vessel could reach Even if we find the thing intact it could be impossible to recover
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Jun 20, 2023 22:09
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BULBASAUR posted:I'm still in awe that they didn't bother putting seats into it. Just hours of awkward uncomfortable squatting. Not even a pillow lol if the suffocation doesn't get them the blood clots will
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Jun 20, 2023 22:09
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what would they raise the retirement age to? 67?
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Jun 20, 2023 22:10
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eXXon posted:lol what? How much of the economy do you imagine "masks and other poo poo" was even in 2020? you are 100% right lol I’m a huge dipshit (not as big a dipshit as a sub company CEO tho  ) I’m sure there’s some behind the scenes fuckery going on here. like isn’t inflation calculation but then they layer on another adjustment that’s pretty much dealer’s choice?
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Jun 20, 2023 22:11
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err posted:what would they raise the retirement age to? 67? I’ve heard 69 or 70 given how life expectancies go up it would make sense from an actuarial perspective possibly but this is all being done to be able to continue gutting things so they can gently caress off
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Jun 20, 2023 22:12
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err posted:what would they raise the retirement age to? 67? 90 probably
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Jun 20, 2023 22:12
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Brimruk posted:I’ve heard 69 or 70 life expectancy actually go down
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Jun 20, 2023 22:12
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Zokari posted:why did they attach those nubs to the analog sticks Allows for more precise control. Engorged Pedipalps posted:Other good theories It's bluetooth attached to probably Windows. Like, I don't even use bluetooth for controllers or headphones on my computer anymore because its such a pain in the rear end. The headphones needed to be paired twice every session and the controller would lag out every game if the battery went below 50%.
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Jun 20, 2023 22:13
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euphronius posted:life expectancy actually go down facts are inconsequential there's money to be made
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Jun 20, 2023 22:15
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err posted:what would they raise the retirement age to? 67? no retirement! Only work!
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Jun 20, 2023 22:16
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Brimruk posted:https://twitter.com/Forbes/status/1671246607281430531 I hope they save everybody quote:The passengers inside the submersible, which sells tickets to visit the Titanic wreckage for $250,000 are: British businessman Hamish Harding, Pakistani businessman Shahzada Dawood and his son Sulemon, French Titanic expert Paul-Henri Nargeolet and Stockton Rush, the CEO of OceanGate Expeditions, the company that designed and dispatched the submersible.
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Jun 20, 2023 22:21
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SKULL.GIF posted:... yeah it actually is? multiplying by 9 and dividing by 5 is better but you have to be able to do basic math instead of memorizing that 10% of something just moves the decimal place one position in base 10
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Jun 20, 2023 22:22
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ben shapino posted:All of those things are exploitable in a Marxist sense lol u never read marx even one page?
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Jun 20, 2023 22:23
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mycomancy posted:I was talking to my wife, who is at best a social democrat (cue Patrick Stewart as Lenin here), about how fossil fuels will continue to be used until we are +15 C no matter what because they're exploitable in a Marxist sense while everything else (solar, wind, hydro, geo, nuke, and bio) isn't. Our species is assuredly doomed, and it's not gonna be in like 20 or 30 years. We're gonna see it within 5. u either please just read the summary on wiki or something
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Jun 20, 2023 22:23
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Antonymous posted:u either please just read the summary on wiki or something Sorry, gently caress me for asking a question about something.
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Jun 20, 2023 22:28
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