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Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc

tony quidtana posted:

ya because he just jumped into the car providing no feedback whatsoever. maybe read my posts dipshit

lol, look at this guy.


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F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

MustardFacial posted:

I didn't know you had so much insider info at Aston.

I'm actually Lance Stroll's sister.

Jon Carbuncle
Sep 21, 2002


Soiled Meat

tony quidtana posted:

I'm actually Lance Stroll's sister.

congrats on loving lance

MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
George Russel's
Official Something Awful Account
Lifelong Tory Voter

tony quidtana posted:

I'm actually Lance Stroll's sister.

What does Lance's dick taste like?

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc

MustardFacial posted:

What does Lance's dick taste like?

I bet it has that trust fund musk.

whiskas
May 30, 2005
Probably poutine and maple syrup :canada:

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


:chloe:

Dictator.
May 13, 2007

#Blessed

MustardFacial posted:

I didn't know you had so much insider info at Aston.


tony quidtana posted:

I'm actually Lance Stroll's sister.

Inside-her info?

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

tony quidtana posted:

I'm actually Lance Stroll's sister.

When's your next single coming out?

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
spot the hairy-palmed pornbrain posters itt

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Khablam posted:

Yeah this makes sense as it explains why he finishes a pitstop down the road from his team-mates and in simulators beats all the competition in his first try at a new car.

Your right, and as further proof we have all of the WDCs he won when he wasnt driving the outright best car on the grid

Zedd
Jul 6, 2009

I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?



Guys slow it down a bit, the semi-irony posting is starting to veer into actually making social media fanboy level posts.

Zedd fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Jun 20, 2023

MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
George Russel's
Official Something Awful Account
Lifelong Tory Voter

Charles Leclerc posted:

spot the hairy-palmed pornbrain posters itt

The only pornography I need is tasteful nudes of Christian Horner.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


No tasteful photos of Christian Horner exist

MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
George Russel's
Official Something Awful Account
Lifelong Tory Voter

Thanks Ants posted:

No tasteful photos of Christian Horner exist

None that the internet has seen

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
character in an f1-themed porn parody named Christian Hornier

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
Someone post his nude magazine spread

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

the milk machine posted:

character in an f1-themed porn parody named Christian Hornier

Pronounced the French way, of course

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

whiskas posted:

Probably poutine and maple syrup :canada:

Its montreal smoked meat you loving dunce jesus christ what a bunch of morons the lot of ya!

ja_raul
May 1, 2005

tony quidtana posted:

I'm actually Lance Stroll's sister.

A/s/l

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
https://i.imgur.com/WIf8eWS.mp4

this looked so close=

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Going to need amazon to tell me how close to the wall that was

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Dudley posted:

Your problem here is it'll be something like Eric Van de Poele and Giovanna Amati.

could be something like Andrea Mode where one car was sent out in working condition and the other, um, wasn't.

Frond
Mar 12, 2018

Dudley posted:

Your problem here is it'll be something like Eric Van de Poele and Giovanna Amati.

Hakkinen/Bartels perhaps.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


We all love Hakkinen

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Thanks Ants posted:

We all love Hakkinen

And Kimi

Zedd
Jul 6, 2009

I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?




They are Gladiators.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Cannon_Fodder posted:

I bet it has that trust fund musk.

trust fund musk is a great username

Personal Lucubrant
Oct 18, 2016

Just thinking about what to do with all the money I don't have.
Is it considered cheating to use Google/Wikipedia to narrow down Stewardle answers?

This was pure luck, however:

Stewardle 365 1/6

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

I've been known to be daring from time to time - I just got my helicopter license and I recently did a tandem sky-dive for charity. :smug:

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

GramCracker posted:

I've been known to be daring from time to time - I just got my helicopter license and I recently did a tandem sky-dive for charity. :smug:

Shame he didn't get into homemade submersibles

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
i cant control my hornyer levels

Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi
I frequently look in the mirror and go, "phwoar."

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
can someone get me cheap tickets to the austin race and also let me stay at your house????????????

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Sunk Dunk posted:

can someone get me cheap tickets to the austin race and also let me stay at your house????????????

sure no problem, my name is matthew mcconaughey and i live there. just come over to my house when you get there, you can look up the address online probably. make sure to bring me a gun or something as a gift and run up to me to surprise me with it!

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
thank you sir

Personal Lucubrant
Oct 18, 2016

Just thinking about what to do with all the money I don't have.

Aphex- posted:

Shame he didn't get into homemade submersibles

Lmao, the more I read about that thing, the more insane it sounds, and the less surprising it seems that it catastrophically failed and killed 5 people.

https://jalopnik.com/oceangate-ceo-called-safety-a-waste-suit-claimed-titan-1850560257

quote:

last year, when asked about the safety of the Titan submersible, Stockton Rush, OceanGate’s CEO, said, “You know, there’s a limit. At some point safety just is pure waste. I mean if you just want to be safe, don’t get out of bed. Don’t get in your car. Don’t do anything. At some point, you’re going to take some risk, and it really is a risk/reward question. I think I can do this just as safely by breaking the rules.”
...
OceanGate fired David Lochridge when he questioned how safe the Titan was and later sued him after he filed a whistleblower complaint with the Occupational Safety and Health Administration
...
According to his claim, he learned the vessel was built to withstand a certified pressure of 1,300 meters, although OceanGate planned to take passengers to 4,000 meters.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65969476.amp

quote:

...contact was lost an hour and 45 minutes into its dive on Sunday. It was probably more than halfway down towards the Titanic wreck at that point, or about 1,900m (6,233ft) beneath the surface.
...
The group were sealed inside the sub using external bolts, meaning they cannot escape from it by themselves, even if it does resurface.

Rated for 1300m, and lost contact at about 1900m. :thunk:

I mean, it sounds like they were trying to die. Dude is a billionaire and could probably buy an actual functional submarine, but decides to DIY a literal deathtrap that probably got crushed like a beer can. Lol, lmao.

e: Since he took 4 others with him, it's not quite as hilarious as that flat-earther who turned himself into a crater with a DIY steam-powered rocket. It's still pretty funny, though.

Personal Lucubrant fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Jun 21, 2023

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Personal Lucubrant posted:

Rated for 1300m, and lost contact at about 1900m. :thunk:

I didn't know the 1300 meter thing and lol, lmao

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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
this thing can take 2 people to 11km and costs $48 mil (that includes the 224ft support ship):



gabe newell owns one

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