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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Morbus posted:

well if you want to put a camel through the eye of a needle, explosively compressing it at 6000 psi ought to do the trick

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Kibbles n Shits posted:

So how does number feel about boat?

Number would prefer sacrifice to Mammon, but Leviathon is always a safe investment.

Sokani
Jul 20, 2006



Bison

FlapYoJacks posted:

Apparently, the banging can still be heard.

In my sub there came a tapping,
Rapping on the ocean floor.
Asked the failson,
"How much remaining of the tour?"
Quoth the pilot
"Controller's dead, forever more."

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

Sokani posted:

In my sub there came a tapping,
Rapping on the ocean floor.
Asked the failson,
"How much remaining of the tour?"
Quoth the pilot
"Controller's dead, forever more."

bobmarleysghost
Mar 7, 2006



The banging noise is the sub repeatedly imploding and exploding in a loop

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Morbus posted:

well if you want to put a camel through the eye of a needle, explosively compressing it at 6000 psi ought to do the trick

lmao

Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

Morbus posted:

well if you want to put a camel through the eye of a needle, explosively compressing it at 6000 psi ought to do the trick

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Bar Ran Dun posted:

it’s a pretty common thing. there are lots of accounts in war time sinkings of crews banging on the bulkheads with wrenches to let people know they are there and alive.

large metal objects generally aren’t natural and a metal on metal impact in air, but underwater is an identifiable sound that stands out.

good thing this isn’t unfolding next to a giant metal object then

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

bobmarleysghost posted:

The banging noise is the sub repeatedly imploding and exploding in a loop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOw3qM4Qj0c

maxwellhill
Jan 5, 2022

how much money is the prick about to inherit

fancyclown
Dec 10, 2012

bobmarleysghost posted:

The banging noise is the sub repeatedly imploding and exploding in a loop

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

maxwellhill posted:

how much money is the prick about to inherit

well he is a stepson, so alot but not as much as a real son

want to see that will though

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



It’s going to turn out that the creepy failstepson sabotaged the submersible based on advice from J.G. Wentworth.

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

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Fun Shoe
lmfao

https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/..._source=twitter

quote:

The quickly announced live special will focus on the missing tourist submarine, which was lost on an underwater expedition to view the Titanic shipwreck on June 18.

The live special will air at 7:00 p.m. – just hours after the Titan submersible is due to run out of oxygen – and is presented by former Football Focus host Dan Walker.


If this is true then lol, that's gotta set some kind of record for how quickly a disaster was cashed in on.

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

Kibbles n Shits posted:

lmfao

https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/..._source=twitter

If this is true then lol, that's gotta set some kind of record for how quickly a disaster was cashed in on.

money is a billionaires love language

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Kibbles n Shits posted:

lmfao

https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/..._source=twitter

If this is true then lol, that's gotta set some kind of record for how quickly a disaster was cashed in on.

gently caress ya I hope they got ads for gold and copper knee pads

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


I hope the banging noise is Titanic survivors who get rescued due to all this attention

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




they weren’t classed…
bet they weren’t insured.

Peyote Panda
Mar 10, 2019

Tars Tarkas posted:

I hope the banging noise is Titanic survivors who get rescued due to all this attention

Goliath Titanic Awaits

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


the undersea people found them, now they're piloting tic tacs

in heaven

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Sadly, it's not fraud if a private equity firm does it

https://twitter.com/TikTokInvestors/status/1671513512236163073

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
https://twitter.com/TitanicSub/status/1671639127832563713

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
We're leaving together,
But still it's farewell.
And maybe we'll come back
To land, who can tell?

I guess there is no one to blame.
We're drifting down (drifting down)
Will things ever be the same again?

It's the final countdown!

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
Are they going to charge the families of the billionaires for the cost of this attempted rescue like they do lost hikers who have to get airlifted off mountains?

Xpforr
Sep 7, 2022

Kibbles n Shits posted:

lmfao

https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/..._source=twitter

If this is true then lol, that's gotta set some kind of record for how quickly a disaster was cashed in on.

quote:

A Canadian aircraft searching for the sub in the Atlantic Ocean recently detected intermittent “banging” noises from the vicinity of its last known location.
The rescue crew searching for the missing sub heard banging sounds every 30 minutes on Tuesday and again four hours later, after additional sonar devices were deployed.
The US Coast Guard, however, has clarified that they do not know “the source of the noise”.

Crews are searching an area twice the size of Connecticut for any signs of the Titan as oxygen supplies on the vessel continue to dwindle.

how am I suppose to know the size of Connecticut, let alone 2 of them combined.

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

the families will just go on tv and make a stink about being billed by the evil government and the TV speaking fee will be enormous larger than the government bill but the ad revenue the tv stations make from brands looking to cash in will be huge because the amount they can make from idiot americans will be even bigger still so in a way we will pay for it twice

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


PostNouveau posted:

Sadly, it's not fraud if a private equity firm does it

https://twitter.com/TikTokInvestors/status/1671513512236163073
this is so cool

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

PostNouveau posted:

Sadly, it's not fraud if a private equity firm does it

https://twitter.com/TikTokInvestors/status/1671513512236163073

uh sorry
there’s one glaring issue here outside of the fraud

who the gently caress professional jeweler is paying this dude 8x the value of a watch that’s just flat out not possible

corona familiar
Aug 13, 2021

PostNouveau posted:

Sadly, it's not fraud if a private equity firm does it

https://twitter.com/TikTokInvestors/status/1671513512236163073

lol most business credit cards ask for personal guarantee unless the company is large enough that this kind of fraud becomes unlikely

i am harry posted:

uh sorry
there’s one glaring issue here outside of the fraud

who the gently caress professional jeweler is paying this dude 8x the value of a watch that’s just flat out not possible

he's claiming to sell the $100k watch for $80k

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Xpforr posted:

how am I suppose to know the size of Connecticut, let alone 2 of them combined.

Ah that's easy, just picture about 1.8 million football fields

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023

Xpforr posted:

how am I suppose to know the size of Connecticut, let alone 2 of them combined.

you can drive through the entire state in like 30 minutes

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




gradenko_2000 posted:

the long and arduous journey was ... THE ODYSSEY. we've literally taken Odyssey to mean a long and arduous journey as a result!

and it wasn't Homer that went on the Odyssey. It was Odysseus! The Odyssey was named after him!

gently caress YOU!!!

the illiad line refers to a 10 year stalemate with a trick at the end and the rapacious greedy lords getting what they want. odysseus eventually gets what he wants, cant name it that - they aint letting you get rid of prime!

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

insane clown pussy posted:

you can drive through the entire state in like 30 minutes

the Saw Mill Parkway is beautiful in the late spring

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

corona familiar posted:

lol most business credit cards ask for personal guarantee unless the company is large enough that this kind of fraud becomes unlikely

he's claiming to sell the $100k watch for $80k

Oooh I must have misheard from all that acne

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
A lot of influencers are in debt up to their ears, living off parents, trusts, etc. Most people don’t even know how they’re all frauds hoping to catch that next bag to keep ahead of their card payments. Social media is such a cancer on society.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

wemgo posted:

only humans trapped in submarines can make a banging noise in the ocean so its totally them

It's me in the compartment next to the sonar array banging two pots together for a practical joke.

They're still down there guys. Keep looking. Can't you hear them?

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

corona familiar posted:

lol most business credit cards ask for personal guarantee unless the company is large enough that this kind of fraud becomes unlikely

he's claiming to sell the $100k watch for $80k

And that's how you turn 100k into 80k dollars worth of cocaine.

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
✔️✔️✔️✔️

PostNouveau posted:

Sadly, it's not fraud if a private equity firm does it

https://twitter.com/TikTokInvestors/status/1671513512236163073

Imagine getting impressed by some of the most mundane poo poo in 2023, like a pool

Palladium has issued a correction as of 01:41 on Jun 22, 2023

UKJeff
May 17, 2023

by vyelkin
Mfer shoulda used some that cash for accutane

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thechosenone
Mar 21, 2009
Actually can they use microphones next to local noise sources to perform noise cancelling to improve the quality of signal for sonar? I'd figure if you know the waveform of a given interference you could account for it.

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